There, I used the term "dude in distress" instead of "damsel in distress." Now will you all calm the hell down? Anyway, Hubbie is an even bigger dumbass in distress than Princess Peach.

Peach isn't dumb ;(

I was just about to add Flynn actually. Hubbie from what I remember having used to watch this a lot as a kid is a big wimp but I haven't watched recently so I can't say. Also Ron, definitely.

Chuckie and Gus should get some slack though. One's a motherless toddler and the other's a mouse constantly almost getting eaten.

@AudreyFreak Chuckie is constantly having to be saved by a toddler that's even younger and smaller than him. Tommy doesn't have have any hair and isn't potty trained like Chuckie is and yet he still has to constantly save Chuckie. Gus, while I still think is a huge dude in distress, I do cut slack because he's a mouse. But the other mice seem to be able to hold their own, while his job in the movie was just to be Jaq's sidekick and constantly be saved.

As for Peach, she actually seems to have no problem with the fact that you have to save her all the time and just keeps her pretty little smile on her face the whole time and says "Oh Mario! Help me!" And it doesn't even faze her anymore. She even says in a letter "Dear Mario, Due to my most recent kidnapping." RECENT KIDNAPPING? IT'S LIKE IT'S JUST A TRIP TO THE STORE FOR HER! I mean, someone like Princess Zelda started out as a damsel in distress but she later develops her own identity outside of that and even is shown to be able to take care of herself, despite sometimes getting captured. Peach has only two times of being useful and it's in Super Princess Peach (minus one of her powers being crying) and in an official but unknown comic where she is able to save herself and kick some ass, despite being captured again. Other than that, her only reason for existence is to be saved by Mario and get captured by Browser.

I still say Chuckie is out of place in this list. He's just a baby, when compare to all the others (competent independent) adults around here.

Anyway...JIMMY OLSEN!!!! He's the biggest lad in distress of all times. People bitch on Lois but she's got nothing on Jimmy.

Uhm, yeah. "Stoppable" is his last name.XD