Merry krisimasi

Humanity seems to have forgotten,
The true meaning of Christmas.
They think its only presents,
And they think it's krisimasi trees, too.
Don't wewe remember what it's all about?
Have wewe forgotten the true meaning?
krisimasi is zaidi than just presents.
In fact, it's not about presents at all.
It's about things wewe can't wrap, upangaji pamoja in a box,
And tie with a bow.
Peace on Earth and good will toward men,
That's what krisimasi is all about!
Have wewe forgotten all about this?
Why is it only this time of year,
That we have to be nice to each other,
That we have to be kind?
Why can't it be all mwaka 'round?
Why can't it be every day?
Why does it have to be just this day?

All I wadt for Christbas is new siduses,
Dew siduses,
Yeah, dew siduses.
Boy, if I could odly hab dew siduses,
Ded I could wish wewe berry Christbas.

It seebs so log sidce I could say
"Bindy Bartid barried Bister Bedzies."
Boy, oh boy, how habby I'd be,
If I could odly breathe!

All I wadt for Christbas is new siduses,
Dew siduses,
Yeah, dew siduses.
Boy, if I could odly hab dew siduses,
Ded I could wish wewe berry Christb- berry Christb- berry...
Oh, for gooddess sakes- Habby Dew- Habby Dew- Habby...
Ah, gee! Have a good holiday, wewe lucky sdiffs!