Merry krisimasi

'Tis the season to be jolly!
I have had to remind myself of this fact constantly in the past week for I have had probably the most stressful week of 2008. All I wanted was to be in readiness and organized for my favourite time of mwaka but things do not always go as planned.
I decide to do some nyumbani renovations and paint my house back in September, the house did not really need a revamping but I was bored and thought it was time for a change. Little did I imagine that only a few days before krisimasi the house would still be looking like a hurricane had swept through it.
I decided to get rid of...

I wrote this short song, based upon "Santa Claus is Coming to Town". It has been effectively retitled "Santa Claus is bringing wewe down".
You're going to shout
You're going to cry
You're going to pout, and I'm telling wewe why
Sant Claus is bringing wewe down!
He knows when wewe are knocked out
He knows when you're in pain
He knows when to ngumi, punch au not
And his wallops will drive wewe insane, woah!
Sant Claus is bring wewe down!
Yeah, Santa Claus is bring wewe down!
Yeah, Santa Claus is bringing wewe DOWN!

I wrote this other, slightly longer song, based upon "Frosty the Snowman" and effectively retitled "Frosty...