(Might as well get this out of the way....)
Cast of Characters:
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Hoagie/Numbuh 2 as Hoagienstien
Kuki/Numbuh 3 as Kuki Swanban
Wally/Numbuh 4 as Edward "Eddy" Beetles
Abby/ Numbuh 5 as Abigail "Abby" Black
Kacey/Numbuh 7 as Dr. Kaceystien
Kiki/Numbuh 8 as Kiki van Hatrick and The Narrator
Raleigh/Numbuh 16 as Raleigh-Gor
Chris/Numbuh 31/? as C.J. Hatfield
Emma/Numbuh 34 as The Emma Of The Opera
Valentina/Numbuh 244 as Valentina Von Batty
Minerva/Numbuh 245 as Minerva Von Batty
David/Numbuh 666 as David Hyde
Sarah/Numbuh 743 as Sarah Talbot
Christian/Numbuh 777 as Christian Jekyll
Megan/Numbuh 1000 as Megan Von Batty
Maddy/Numbuh 2001 as Maddy Von Batty
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Prolouge:
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Kiki sighed and plopped down onto a beanbag chair. Having to watch Minerva and Val was hard and exhausting. She started to doze off...that is, until something tapped her and shot up.
"HOLYRAINBOWUNICORN!" she shrieked. She put on her glasses and saw both girls standing around her.
"We can't sleep." Minerva said.
Kiki stretched and stood up.
"Look. I checked under the bed, in the closet, gave wewe a glass of water, and put the child locks up on the windows. What else do wewe need?"
"A bedtime story!" Val said, handing her a book.
"It's not the 'Rainbow Monkey's Perfectest Picnic Ever', is it?" she asked.
"Nuh-uh. It's Minerva's new book."
"Really? What's the title?"
"Twilight."
Kiki got a WTF look on her face, then calmly went to the window and defenestrated the book.
"HEY!!!" she yelled.
"Dude. I just saved wewe from the horror of sparkly vampires. Besides, I have a BETTER story."
Val whooped and ran to their temporary bedroom. She jumped on the bed, all excited. Minerva sulked and layed down on her bed.
"This is about how a girl, a werewolf, and a bunch of other creepy creatures that helped saved the world from sparkly vamps...." Kiki started.
Minerva scoffed, "Oh, HERE we go...."
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The Actual Story! (Finally)
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It was a gloomy siku in good ol' Transylvania County, North Carolina (That's an actual place! Can wewe believe it? And I know that "Twilight" takes place in Washington, but this is much better. That, and the regular Transylvania is just too much of a cliche). Kuki Swanban, the new girl in town, was waiting for the school bus. She fiddled with her "Super Spooky" upinde wa mvua Monkey keychain when a voice behind her said: "You have one of those keychains, too?"
She jumped and turned around. Standing there was a girl...with whiskers?
"Ummmmmm....hi?" Kuki said, nervously. "Um....I hate to be rude, but do wewe know that you-"
"Whiskers? Yeah. My parents alisema it's part of becoming a adolescent."
Kuki looked at the other kids across the street, who looked normal. She turned back to the girl.
"I'm Kuki Swanban." she said.
"I'm Abigail Black. wewe can call me Abby."
Kuki smiled. For a few minutes, no one alisema anything.
"New kid?" Abby asked.
"How can wewe tell?" Kuki asked.
"Ummm...just a guess." Abby alisema nervously. "Listen, I'll let wewe in on this now: School's gonna be- SQUIRREL!!!"
Abby rushed after the squirrel, barking happily.
Kuki started to say something, but was cut off kwa the roar of the bus.
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After she got to school, Kuki wandered aimlessly looking for her first period class. On the way there, she noticed that some of the students didn't look quite "right". Some students had long cainine teeth, some students looked like they had horns coming out of their heads, and some even had tails. She snapped out of her trance when she heard the kengele ring and ran to her class.
When she entered the classroom, everyone turned their heads in her direction (don't wewe hate that feeling?). She blushed, kind of embarrased.
"You must be Ms. Swanban." The teacher said.
"Yeah....." she answered
"Well, I'll let wewe off with a warning. The inayofuata time you're late, I'll give wewe a detention. Understand?"
Kuki sighed. This teacher definetly had a pole up his butt.
"Yes, sir."
"Good. I guess, for now, we can put wewe inayofuata to Eddy Beetles. Eddy? Raise your hand."
She went where she was told.
"Alright, class," the teacher said, "Today, we're going to learn about...."
The teacher's voice trailed off as Kuki stared at her partner. From what she could tell, Eddy was short, pretty pale and had sharp teeth, green eyes, and whitish-blonde hair. He looked over in her direction.
"You like me, don't you?"
Her face turned bright red.
"How'd you- I mean-"
Eddy put a finger to her lips.
"Let's just say I'm a bit of a mind-reader." He winked at her, and went back to doodling.
Kuki smiled and let out a fangirl-like squeal. Unfortuantly, she alisema it out loud rather than in her head.
Everyone looked at her with a weird look. The teacher cleared his throat.
"Ms. Swanban, are wewe finding this interesting au are wewe trying to disrupt my class?" he asked, rather crossly
Kuki blushed.
"Um.....I'm finding this real interesting, sir."
One of the kids in the back yelled out "NERD!". Eddy shot the kid a look, and he immediatly shut up.
She looked at her partner, who looked back at her and winked.
Kuki smiled back and sighed happily. Turns out being the new kid wouldn't be so bad.....
Cast of Characters:
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Hoagie/Numbuh 2 as Hoagienstien
Kuki/Numbuh 3 as Kuki Swanban
Wally/Numbuh 4 as Edward "Eddy" Beetles
Abby/ Numbuh 5 as Abigail "Abby" Black
Kacey/Numbuh 7 as Dr. Kaceystien
Kiki/Numbuh 8 as Kiki van Hatrick and The Narrator
Raleigh/Numbuh 16 as Raleigh-Gor
Chris/Numbuh 31/? as C.J. Hatfield
Emma/Numbuh 34 as The Emma Of The Opera
Valentina/Numbuh 244 as Valentina Von Batty
Minerva/Numbuh 245 as Minerva Von Batty
David/Numbuh 666 as David Hyde
Sarah/Numbuh 743 as Sarah Talbot
Christian/Numbuh 777 as Christian Jekyll
Megan/Numbuh 1000 as Megan Von Batty
Maddy/Numbuh 2001 as Maddy Von Batty
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Prolouge:
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Kiki sighed and plopped down onto a beanbag chair. Having to watch Minerva and Val was hard and exhausting. She started to doze off...that is, until something tapped her and shot up.
"HOLYRAINBOWUNICORN!" she shrieked. She put on her glasses and saw both girls standing around her.
"We can't sleep." Minerva said.
Kiki stretched and stood up.
"Look. I checked under the bed, in the closet, gave wewe a glass of water, and put the child locks up on the windows. What else do wewe need?"
"A bedtime story!" Val said, handing her a book.
"It's not the 'Rainbow Monkey's Perfectest Picnic Ever', is it?" she asked.
"Nuh-uh. It's Minerva's new book."
"Really? What's the title?"
"Twilight."
Kiki got a WTF look on her face, then calmly went to the window and defenestrated the book.
"HEY!!!" she yelled.
"Dude. I just saved wewe from the horror of sparkly vampires. Besides, I have a BETTER story."
Val whooped and ran to their temporary bedroom. She jumped on the bed, all excited. Minerva sulked and layed down on her bed.
"This is about how a girl, a werewolf, and a bunch of other creepy creatures that helped saved the world from sparkly vamps...." Kiki started.
Minerva scoffed, "Oh, HERE we go...."
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The Actual Story! (Finally)
----------------------------
It was a gloomy siku in good ol' Transylvania County, North Carolina (That's an actual place! Can wewe believe it? And I know that "Twilight" takes place in Washington, but this is much better. That, and the regular Transylvania is just too much of a cliche). Kuki Swanban, the new girl in town, was waiting for the school bus. She fiddled with her "Super Spooky" upinde wa mvua Monkey keychain when a voice behind her said: "You have one of those keychains, too?"
She jumped and turned around. Standing there was a girl...with whiskers?
"Ummmmmm....hi?" Kuki said, nervously. "Um....I hate to be rude, but do wewe know that you-"
"Whiskers? Yeah. My parents alisema it's part of becoming a adolescent."
Kuki looked at the other kids across the street, who looked normal. She turned back to the girl.
"I'm Kuki Swanban." she said.
"I'm Abigail Black. wewe can call me Abby."
Kuki smiled. For a few minutes, no one alisema anything.
"New kid?" Abby asked.
"How can wewe tell?" Kuki asked.
"Ummm...just a guess." Abby alisema nervously. "Listen, I'll let wewe in on this now: School's gonna be- SQUIRREL!!!"
Abby rushed after the squirrel, barking happily.
Kuki started to say something, but was cut off kwa the roar of the bus.
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After she got to school, Kuki wandered aimlessly looking for her first period class. On the way there, she noticed that some of the students didn't look quite "right". Some students had long cainine teeth, some students looked like they had horns coming out of their heads, and some even had tails. She snapped out of her trance when she heard the kengele ring and ran to her class.
When she entered the classroom, everyone turned their heads in her direction (don't wewe hate that feeling?). She blushed, kind of embarrased.
"You must be Ms. Swanban." The teacher said.
"Yeah....." she answered
"Well, I'll let wewe off with a warning. The inayofuata time you're late, I'll give wewe a detention. Understand?"
Kuki sighed. This teacher definetly had a pole up his butt.
"Yes, sir."
"Good. I guess, for now, we can put wewe inayofuata to Eddy Beetles. Eddy? Raise your hand."
She went where she was told.
"Alright, class," the teacher said, "Today, we're going to learn about...."
The teacher's voice trailed off as Kuki stared at her partner. From what she could tell, Eddy was short, pretty pale and had sharp teeth, green eyes, and whitish-blonde hair. He looked over in her direction.
"You like me, don't you?"
Her face turned bright red.
"How'd you- I mean-"
Eddy put a finger to her lips.
"Let's just say I'm a bit of a mind-reader." He winked at her, and went back to doodling.
Kuki smiled and let out a fangirl-like squeal. Unfortuantly, she alisema it out loud rather than in her head.
Everyone looked at her with a weird look. The teacher cleared his throat.
"Ms. Swanban, are wewe finding this interesting au are wewe trying to disrupt my class?" he asked, rather crossly
Kuki blushed.
"Um.....I'm finding this real interesting, sir."
One of the kids in the back yelled out "NERD!". Eddy shot the kid a look, and he immediatly shut up.
She looked at her partner, who looked back at her and winked.
Kuki smiled back and sighed happily. Turns out being the new kid wouldn't be so bad.....
