Kiki's eyes grew to the size of a upinde wa mvua Monkey's belly.
"It's......beautful." she whispered. Both kids were standing and gazing at the splendor of the "Rainbow Monkey Fun-And-Run Party and Playtime Palace". Wally rolled his eyes.
"Remember, we're here to train." he told her.
"I know that, It's not like I'm gonna- HOLY CRAP, IT'S 'PRINCE OF PLAYTIME' upinde wa mvua MONKEY!!!!" she ran over and gave it a big hug. Wally did a facepalm.
After playing a game of "Whack-A-Meanie-Mole-Rainbow-Monkey" and "Squee-ball" Wally picked the inayofuata game that could technically qualify as "training": "Dance Dance Rainbow-lution".
"Keep your eyes on the screen!" he ordered
"I'm trying! I'm trying! wewe HAD to pick the hardest song on the list, didn't you?" Kiki whined.
An announcment came on overhead.
"CRAP! Our pizza's ready!"
"Tag out! Tag out!"
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Hoagie was as happy as a clam. He loved contests. And he LOVED eating. The desicion to put him in a pie-eating contest was a really smart one.
He looked over at Grandma Stuffum. She looked back with that "You're Goin' DOWN!" look.
Numbuh 362 came over.
"All right, wewe know the rules, whoever pukes first loses. Got it?"
Both nodded.
"GO!" She blew her whistle.
Both shoveled down the pies. The pile of 5 pie pans grew to 10.
Then 20.
Then 50.
Then 99.
Hoagie and Grandma Stuffum had pie guts all over their faces and clothes. There was only one pie left. Both were swollen to the size of oversized beach, pwani balls. Haogie started out for the pie. Stuffum crawled about 2 inches behind him. Closer. Closer....Closer....YES! Hoagie reached the pie. He then shoved the whole thing in his mouth. He spat out the pie pan about 5 dakika later. Everyone cheered.....then Hoagie's face turned green.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuugh, I feel like I'm gonna........"
Everyone in the audience let out a long and loud "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!".
Minerva, Maddy, and Val all did facepalms.
"Hoagie, Hoagie, Hoagie........."
"I WAS SO CLOSE!" he yelled. Then puked again.
Grandma Stuffum let out a triumphant laugh.
"WINNER!" Numbuh 362 alisema unenthusiastically as she held up her VERY large arm.
Hoagie sighed sadly. Then puked again.
"It's......beautful." she whispered. Both kids were standing and gazing at the splendor of the "Rainbow Monkey Fun-And-Run Party and Playtime Palace". Wally rolled his eyes.
"Remember, we're here to train." he told her.
"I know that, It's not like I'm gonna- HOLY CRAP, IT'S 'PRINCE OF PLAYTIME' upinde wa mvua MONKEY!!!!" she ran over and gave it a big hug. Wally did a facepalm.
After playing a game of "Whack-A-Meanie-Mole-Rainbow-Monkey" and "Squee-ball" Wally picked the inayofuata game that could technically qualify as "training": "Dance Dance Rainbow-lution".
"Keep your eyes on the screen!" he ordered
"I'm trying! I'm trying! wewe HAD to pick the hardest song on the list, didn't you?" Kiki whined.
An announcment came on overhead.
"CRAP! Our pizza's ready!"
"Tag out! Tag out!"
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Hoagie was as happy as a clam. He loved contests. And he LOVED eating. The desicion to put him in a pie-eating contest was a really smart one.
He looked over at Grandma Stuffum. She looked back with that "You're Goin' DOWN!" look.
Numbuh 362 came over.
"All right, wewe know the rules, whoever pukes first loses. Got it?"
Both nodded.
"GO!" She blew her whistle.
Both shoveled down the pies. The pile of 5 pie pans grew to 10.
Then 20.
Then 50.
Then 99.
Hoagie and Grandma Stuffum had pie guts all over their faces and clothes. There was only one pie left. Both were swollen to the size of oversized beach, pwani balls. Haogie started out for the pie. Stuffum crawled about 2 inches behind him. Closer. Closer....Closer....YES! Hoagie reached the pie. He then shoved the whole thing in his mouth. He spat out the pie pan about 5 dakika later. Everyone cheered.....then Hoagie's face turned green.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuugh, I feel like I'm gonna........"
Everyone in the audience let out a long and loud "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!!!".
Minerva, Maddy, and Val all did facepalms.
"Hoagie, Hoagie, Hoagie........."
"I WAS SO CLOSE!" he yelled. Then puked again.
Grandma Stuffum let out a triumphant laugh.
"WINNER!" Numbuh 362 alisema unenthusiastically as she held up her VERY large arm.
Hoagie sighed sadly. Then puked again.
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