When Christian dropped the three in the room, David cussed under his breath.
“Welcome to the club.” Kacey said, tied up to Raleigh.
Mitchell tied David to Kiki and Emma.
“Great!” David said. “How jittery! What a jittery day!”
“SHUT UP!” Emma said.
“Ya, we’re all trapped here kwa those little people who we met at that carnival last summer.” Kiki said. “So, if we stay calm, we can get outta here.”
“Wally told me how he got out from these goons.” Kacey said. He hopped down stairs and the chair he was tied to broke.”
“Ya, perfect! Except we’re not tied to chairs, and there’s no stairs!” Brooke yelled.
“Well, aren’t wewe nice.” Kacey said.
“Let’s just wait for the others to arrive.” Abby said.
“Sure.” Raleigh said. “Let’s wait for all others to be captured so there’s no way for rescuing at all!”
“Shut up!”
The kids began arguing. Mitchell left the room, to find Valerie. Then, Richard came in.
“Hello.” He said.
“Crap.” Kacey muttered. “Just stay calm.”
“WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!” Raleigh screamed.
“I am Richard Von Bloomehnoze.” Richard said.
The kids cracked up.
“HUSH!”
“What?” Raleigh asked.
“Your name is funny.” David said.
“Ya!” Emma said.
“Say it again!” Brooke said.
“NO! wewe ungrateful little bi-.”
“Ahem.” Valerie said. She dropped Megan and Hoagie in the room.
Mitchell came in, tying them up.
“Meow.” Hoagie said.
“SHUT UP.” Megan said.
“Wow, the whole gang’s here.” David said.
“Except the upendo birds.” Raleigh said.
“That reminds me.” Valerie said. “I’m off to get revenge.”
“Sure.” David said. “But wewe don’t know Wally. He’s CRAZY in love.”
“Shut up!” Valerie said. She left.
“You go the video camera on her necklace?” Kacey asked.
Megan nodded.
“This will be good.”
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“Kuki, I’ve got a question.” Wally said.
“Ya, Wally?” Kuki asked.
“Well, I was wondering, erm, um, uh, do you, uh, LOVE, um, me?” Wally asked.
“Well-.”
“AHA!” Valerie screamed.
“Crud.” Wally said.
“What do wewe want?” Kuki asked.
“I’ve come to take my future husband.” Valerie said.
Wally looked up. “WHAT?!?”
“Yes, I have realized that I’m in love.” Valerie said.
“Well, too bad! Cuz he’s mine!” Kuki said.
“Suck it, sister!” Valerie yelled.
“Wow.” Wally said. “I’m being fought over!”
Over on Kacey’s reception TV, the kids were laughing their heads off. Even Mitchell watched.
“You better not come near me.” Kuki said. “Or Wally!”
“AHHHGGHHH!” Valerie yelled. She grabbed the two and lifted off.
The video went down.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“What happened?” Raleigh asked.
“They flew into a place where the reception sucks.” Megan said.
“Well, we’re done.” Mitchell said. He went to take a nap.
“We need to rescue them!” David said.
“OK.” Kiki pulled a pair of scissors out of her pocket.
“WHY DIDN’T wewe TAKE THAT OUT BEFORE!?” Abby yelled.
“You never asked.” Kiki replied.
The kids cut themselves out, and then left.
“OK, what do we do?” Megan asked.
“Well, we-.” Kacey began.
“AH!” Raleigh screamed.
“What?” Emma asked.
“When the scissors were cutting the rope, someone cut my SpongeBob shirt!”
“Who cares?” Hoagie said. “It’s ugly.”
“YOU TAKE THAT BACK!” Raleigh yelled.
“Actually, I think the yellow compliments the pink quite nicely.” Emma said.
“Could we stop talking about this year’s fashion and get to saving Kuki and Wally?” Abby asked.
“Numbuh 5 is right.” Kacey said. “Let’s songesha out!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“You idiot!” Kuki yelled at Valerie. “You’ll never get away with this!”
“Shut up!” Valerie yelled.
“Um, Valerie?” asked Wally.
“Yes, babe?” Valerie asked.
Wally’s eyes widened. “Um, I kinda like Kuki. Not you.”
Valerie growled. “Well, if I can’t have you, NO ONE CAN.” She said.
Then, the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. ran right through the wall. Valerie screamed, but kwa now Kuki and Wally were used to it.
"Hey, watch it! I'm trying to win a boy, here!" Valerie screamed.
Two figures stepped out of the smoke. One was short with round gppony, pony tails, and the other was taller with curly gppony, pony tails.
"Win Wally? You've got to kidding me." Val said.
"Val?!?!?!" Kuki and Wally screamed.
"Ya." Val said.
"This girl is nuts!" Minerva said. "Wally? OF ALL PEOPLE?"
"I thought wewe alisema Kacey texted you-."
"SHUT UP!" Minerva said. "Kacey alisema not to say around Wally."
"Oh." Val said.
"Who are wewe losers?" Valerie asked.
"I'm Numbuh 244 of the KND, and this is Numbuh 245, texting." Val said.
"Ya, I'm Minerva, she's Val." Minerva said.
"Val?" Valerie asked.
"Yes?" Val asked.
"Valerie, meet Val." Kuki said.
"Alrighty, someone called us to save some peeps." Val said.
"Let's kick some butt, yadda, yadda, yadda," Minerva punched Valerie.
"OW!" Valerie screamed.
"YA-HA-HA!"
"The battle cry." Wally whispered.
"ATTACK!!!!!!!" Everyone charged into the room, with the big hole, S.C.A.M.P.E.R., and a shocked Valerie.
"We've kicked your butt once, and we'll do it again." Hoagie said.
Kacey loaded her S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. "Numbuhs 666, 8, 16, and 5, with me! Numbuhs 244, 245, 2, and 1000, get 3 and 4 outta here!"
"On it!" Megan yelled. Megan led her team out into the S.C.A.M.P.E.R.
"Are wewe guys hurt?" Megan asked.
"No." Wally said. "Except for the fact that weirdo LOVES me."
"Ya, but that doesn't mean a thing." Kuki kissed Wally's cheek.
"EWWWWW!" Val and Minerva yelled.
"BLEH." Hoagie said. He looked at Megan and winked.
"MEGAN! GO GET CHRISTIAN!" Kacey yelled. "KIKI WILL HELP wewe SNAP HIM OUT OF IT!"
Kiki walked over. "Hiya."
The team walked out.
Kuki and Wally dashed to help Kacey's team, but Raleigh and David made fun of them.
"Would wewe guys cut it out?" Numbuh 5 asked. She splanked Valerie.
"Let's take the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. and meet the others." David said.
He took the wheel and they flew to the other side of the house.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Um, what do we do?" Megan asked.
"Just get him to say one thing ghosts hate." Kiki said.
"What's that?" Hoagie asked.
"UNICORNS!!!!!!" Kiki yelled as they walked into the room. Richard, Mitchell, and Christian fell to the floor.
"What's happening?" Minerva asked.
"Watch..." Kiki said.
Christian walked up to the group. "What the H-E Double Hockey Sticks happened?"
"THE SHOT HAS WARN OFF!" Richard yelled.
"Shot...?" Hoagie asked.
"YES! Ghosts don't exist, idiots!" Richard yelled. "ALL I WNATED WAS REVENGE!"
"Why?" Val asked.
"YOUR SHORT BLONDE FRIEND KILLED MY WIFE!"
"Wally...........?" Megan asked.
"YES!"
"Well, um, we're sorry." Megan said.
"YA-HA-HA!"
"KACEY, NO!" Megan yelled.
Too late. Kacey's group bashed into the house.
When they all came out, Richard ran up to strangle Wally.
Kuki's hair turned to fire. Her ears got pointy, and flames appeared in her eyes.
"GET. AWAY. FROM. HIM." Kuki said.
Wally looked at her in amazement.
"KIDS inayofuata DOOR! BATTLESTATIONS!!!!" Kacey yelled.
The kids attacked Richard. Well, Kuki attacked Richard The others took care of Mitchell.
They threw him out of a window.
As for Richard, he suffered a severe beating. Kuki had gone completely mad.
"OK, why did wewe attack Wally?" Kuki asked.
"He killed my wife...." Richard said. "Back two years ago. He was trying to sell kuki, vidakuzi to my wife. She didn't want any, but he insisted. Eventually he got threatening. Then, we heard a scream. A blaster was left, and my wife..."
"I'm so sorry." Kuki said.
"Your wife?" Wally asked. "I- I- I had no idea she died. I just wanted her to buy some cruddy cookies."
"Why were wewe selling cookies?" Kacey asked.
"Ummm......."
Richard passed out.
"Let's go home." Hoagie said.
The kids got in the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. Arriving back at the treehouse, Val asked the big question.
"So, are wewe guys officially going out?"
Kuki and Wally looked at each other.
"Well, are ya?" Everyone else asked.
"Um...." Wally blushed.
"Yes." Kuki said.
"Oh, please don't kiss." Raleigh said. "I just had lunch."
Wally kissed Kuki's cheek anyways.
“Welcome to the club.” Kacey said, tied up to Raleigh.
Mitchell tied David to Kiki and Emma.
“Great!” David said. “How jittery! What a jittery day!”
“SHUT UP!” Emma said.
“Ya, we’re all trapped here kwa those little people who we met at that carnival last summer.” Kiki said. “So, if we stay calm, we can get outta here.”
“Wally told me how he got out from these goons.” Kacey said. He hopped down stairs and the chair he was tied to broke.”
“Ya, perfect! Except we’re not tied to chairs, and there’s no stairs!” Brooke yelled.
“Well, aren’t wewe nice.” Kacey said.
“Let’s just wait for the others to arrive.” Abby said.
“Sure.” Raleigh said. “Let’s wait for all others to be captured so there’s no way for rescuing at all!”
“Shut up!”
The kids began arguing. Mitchell left the room, to find Valerie. Then, Richard came in.
“Hello.” He said.
“Crap.” Kacey muttered. “Just stay calm.”
“WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!” Raleigh screamed.
“I am Richard Von Bloomehnoze.” Richard said.
The kids cracked up.
“HUSH!”
“What?” Raleigh asked.
“Your name is funny.” David said.
“Ya!” Emma said.
“Say it again!” Brooke said.
“NO! wewe ungrateful little bi-.”
“Ahem.” Valerie said. She dropped Megan and Hoagie in the room.
Mitchell came in, tying them up.
“Meow.” Hoagie said.
“SHUT UP.” Megan said.
“Wow, the whole gang’s here.” David said.
“Except the upendo birds.” Raleigh said.
“That reminds me.” Valerie said. “I’m off to get revenge.”
“Sure.” David said. “But wewe don’t know Wally. He’s CRAZY in love.”
“Shut up!” Valerie said. She left.
“You go the video camera on her necklace?” Kacey asked.
Megan nodded.
“This will be good.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Kuki, I’ve got a question.” Wally said.
“Ya, Wally?” Kuki asked.
“Well, I was wondering, erm, um, uh, do you, uh, LOVE, um, me?” Wally asked.
“Well-.”
“AHA!” Valerie screamed.
“Crud.” Wally said.
“What do wewe want?” Kuki asked.
“I’ve come to take my future husband.” Valerie said.
Wally looked up. “WHAT?!?”
“Yes, I have realized that I’m in love.” Valerie said.
“Well, too bad! Cuz he’s mine!” Kuki said.
“Suck it, sister!” Valerie yelled.
“Wow.” Wally said. “I’m being fought over!”
Over on Kacey’s reception TV, the kids were laughing their heads off. Even Mitchell watched.
“You better not come near me.” Kuki said. “Or Wally!”
“AHHHGGHHH!” Valerie yelled. She grabbed the two and lifted off.
The video went down.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“What happened?” Raleigh asked.
“They flew into a place where the reception sucks.” Megan said.
“Well, we’re done.” Mitchell said. He went to take a nap.
“We need to rescue them!” David said.
“OK.” Kiki pulled a pair of scissors out of her pocket.
“WHY DIDN’T wewe TAKE THAT OUT BEFORE!?” Abby yelled.
“You never asked.” Kiki replied.
The kids cut themselves out, and then left.
“OK, what do we do?” Megan asked.
“Well, we-.” Kacey began.
“AH!” Raleigh screamed.
“What?” Emma asked.
“When the scissors were cutting the rope, someone cut my SpongeBob shirt!”
“Who cares?” Hoagie said. “It’s ugly.”
“YOU TAKE THAT BACK!” Raleigh yelled.
“Actually, I think the yellow compliments the pink quite nicely.” Emma said.
“Could we stop talking about this year’s fashion and get to saving Kuki and Wally?” Abby asked.
“Numbuh 5 is right.” Kacey said. “Let’s songesha out!”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“You idiot!” Kuki yelled at Valerie. “You’ll never get away with this!”
“Shut up!” Valerie yelled.
“Um, Valerie?” asked Wally.
“Yes, babe?” Valerie asked.
Wally’s eyes widened. “Um, I kinda like Kuki. Not you.”
Valerie growled. “Well, if I can’t have you, NO ONE CAN.” She said.
Then, the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. ran right through the wall. Valerie screamed, but kwa now Kuki and Wally were used to it.
"Hey, watch it! I'm trying to win a boy, here!" Valerie screamed.
Two figures stepped out of the smoke. One was short with round gppony, pony tails, and the other was taller with curly gppony, pony tails.
"Win Wally? You've got to kidding me." Val said.
"Val?!?!?!" Kuki and Wally screamed.
"Ya." Val said.
"This girl is nuts!" Minerva said. "Wally? OF ALL PEOPLE?"
"I thought wewe alisema Kacey texted you-."
"SHUT UP!" Minerva said. "Kacey alisema not to say around Wally."
"Oh." Val said.
"Who are wewe losers?" Valerie asked.
"I'm Numbuh 244 of the KND, and this is Numbuh 245, texting." Val said.
"Ya, I'm Minerva, she's Val." Minerva said.
"Val?" Valerie asked.
"Yes?" Val asked.
"Valerie, meet Val." Kuki said.
"Alrighty, someone called us to save some peeps." Val said.
"Let's kick some butt, yadda, yadda, yadda," Minerva punched Valerie.
"OW!" Valerie screamed.
"YA-HA-HA!"
"The battle cry." Wally whispered.
"ATTACK!!!!!!!" Everyone charged into the room, with the big hole, S.C.A.M.P.E.R., and a shocked Valerie.
"We've kicked your butt once, and we'll do it again." Hoagie said.
Kacey loaded her S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. "Numbuhs 666, 8, 16, and 5, with me! Numbuhs 244, 245, 2, and 1000, get 3 and 4 outta here!"
"On it!" Megan yelled. Megan led her team out into the S.C.A.M.P.E.R.
"Are wewe guys hurt?" Megan asked.
"No." Wally said. "Except for the fact that weirdo LOVES me."
"Ya, but that doesn't mean a thing." Kuki kissed Wally's cheek.
"EWWWWW!" Val and Minerva yelled.
"BLEH." Hoagie said. He looked at Megan and winked.
"MEGAN! GO GET CHRISTIAN!" Kacey yelled. "KIKI WILL HELP wewe SNAP HIM OUT OF IT!"
Kiki walked over. "Hiya."
The team walked out.
Kuki and Wally dashed to help Kacey's team, but Raleigh and David made fun of them.
"Would wewe guys cut it out?" Numbuh 5 asked. She splanked Valerie.
"Let's take the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. and meet the others." David said.
He took the wheel and they flew to the other side of the house.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Um, what do we do?" Megan asked.
"Just get him to say one thing ghosts hate." Kiki said.
"What's that?" Hoagie asked.
"UNICORNS!!!!!!" Kiki yelled as they walked into the room. Richard, Mitchell, and Christian fell to the floor.
"What's happening?" Minerva asked.
"Watch..." Kiki said.
Christian walked up to the group. "What the H-E Double Hockey Sticks happened?"
"THE SHOT HAS WARN OFF!" Richard yelled.
"Shot...?" Hoagie asked.
"YES! Ghosts don't exist, idiots!" Richard yelled. "ALL I WNATED WAS REVENGE!"
"Why?" Val asked.
"YOUR SHORT BLONDE FRIEND KILLED MY WIFE!"
"Wally...........?" Megan asked.
"YES!"
"Well, um, we're sorry." Megan said.
"YA-HA-HA!"
"KACEY, NO!" Megan yelled.
Too late. Kacey's group bashed into the house.
When they all came out, Richard ran up to strangle Wally.
Kuki's hair turned to fire. Her ears got pointy, and flames appeared in her eyes.
"GET. AWAY. FROM. HIM." Kuki said.
Wally looked at her in amazement.
"KIDS inayofuata DOOR! BATTLESTATIONS!!!!" Kacey yelled.
The kids attacked Richard. Well, Kuki attacked Richard The others took care of Mitchell.
They threw him out of a window.
As for Richard, he suffered a severe beating. Kuki had gone completely mad.
"OK, why did wewe attack Wally?" Kuki asked.
"He killed my wife...." Richard said. "Back two years ago. He was trying to sell kuki, vidakuzi to my wife. She didn't want any, but he insisted. Eventually he got threatening. Then, we heard a scream. A blaster was left, and my wife..."
"I'm so sorry." Kuki said.
"Your wife?" Wally asked. "I- I- I had no idea she died. I just wanted her to buy some cruddy cookies."
"Why were wewe selling cookies?" Kacey asked.
"Ummm......."
Richard passed out.
"Let's go home." Hoagie said.
The kids got in the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. Arriving back at the treehouse, Val asked the big question.
"So, are wewe guys officially going out?"
Kuki and Wally looked at each other.
"Well, are ya?" Everyone else asked.
"Um...." Wally blushed.
"Yes." Kuki said.
"Oh, please don't kiss." Raleigh said. "I just had lunch."
Wally kissed Kuki's cheek anyways.
Greetings operatives and cadets! This is Numbuh 1000 speaking to wewe today, and I have a word au two to say. I know it's hard to come up with shabiki fiction ideas, acronyms for the title, au any title at all. The same go for shabiki arts. I have come up with a solution. Me. I come up with shabiki Fiction and shabiki art ideas all the time, it's just I'm not a good drawer au storywriter. So, here is my proposition. If wewe need ideas au acronyms, au titles, ask me. Gimme a main dea, I'll come up with a title. Need a seasonal shabiki art? I'll come up with somthing. Think I'm a nerd and I don't know what I'm talking about and I really should just shut up? Thats justifiable.
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This infomercial is a product of Numbuh 1000 is kinda awesome, but we're not quite sure yet corporation. Any stories that turn out to be majorly suckish can not be held against this company in the court of law, and neither can ultra cruddy shabiki arts. Yes I'm talking to you.
