Demotivational KND posters

“And I’m not sure if she does au not.” Wally finished telling Alyssa something. Alyssa rubbed her chin.
“And wewe haven’t told her yet?” Alyssa asked. Wally shook his head. Alyssa smiled. “Then tell her.”
“NO! I just don’t like being a were-wolf.” Wally said.
“Well, who is the closest person to you?” Alyssa asked. Wally thought for a minute.
“Probably my cousin, Kacey.” Wally said.
“Then tell her.” Alyssa said.
“Why?” Wally asked. Alyssa touched his face with her hand.
“It’ll help a lot.” Alyssa said. Wally turned his head away.
“But what if she-?”...

Numbuh 3 – Sector V – 2:38

    Oblivious to any chaos outside the kitchen, numbuh 3 went about the kitchen, making the cake and imba the upinde wa mvua Monkey theme song. She had finished the cake in record time. Now all that was left was to ice it, and make sure nothing happens to it for another 3 and a half hours. Just as she lifted up the container of ''Rainbow Monkey aren't wewe glad its Your Birthday'' cake icing, someone burst through the doorway. Startled, numbuh 3 dropped the container. It fell with a sickening splat on the floor. ''Sorry!'' Numbuh 2 apologized.
''What...

YAY!!! New story! I pretty much coppied it off the Wizard of OZ movie. But there are some differences. For one, it's a heck of alot funnier. But it's similar to the movie. Sorta. Do wewe like the conversation of the farm hands talking about courage, brains, and hearts? Well, now it's a brunch of kids bickering. Did wewe think Toto the dog was cute? Now he's the adorable weasle ferret, chororo-kaya whatever thing. Oh, so wewe say Dorothy had a pretty name. Too bad, she goes kwa her middle name in this remake. One zaidi thing before I put the cast of characters. Kiki (kndkid96), when wewe read this, please don't...

About 2 hours later, the little band of 4 Wanyonya damu grew to an amazing 105 (Unknown to everyone else. They had all just "disapeered" into the night). Surprisingly, the rest of Sector V and Q wasn't affected kwa the epidemic (especially since a few of them haven't exactly been Mr. au Little Miss Goody-Goody). Numbuh 362 gathered the remaining (and very fear-stricken) operatives in the meeting room.
"Fellow KND operatives, as wewe may have already guessed, there is an epidemic of operatives going missing. Now, do any of wewe have any idea who could be behind this?"
Numbuh 195 raised his hand. "Father,...

“Coffee, coffee, where’s the coffee?” Wally looked through everything. “If I was the coffee, where would I be?” Then, Kuki’s scream filled the air. It startled Wally and he fell onto the table. Some plates were moved and the coffee maker was now visible. Wally forgot about the coffee and took off for the kiti cha enzi room.
“WHERE IS SHE? WHERE IS THE DESENDANT OF SOSUKE?” The Happy Man looked under carpets and even under Kacey. Kuki hid behind Hades throne, and Hades acted like nothing was happening. Wally entered the room running, and he ran into the wall. When he got up, he went...

Abby did a facepalm. Kacey and Wally were playing "Rapid Racers" (since, unfortunatly, all of the games there are either rated "EC" au "E" and there was no way in H-E-double Pocky sticks they were playing "Rainbow Monkey's Perfect-est Picnic Ever") and were at each others throats. Kacey was in 2nd place and it was the last lap of the race. Wally was gloating about being in 1st place. Kacey got a wicked smile on her face and pressed the "B" button, causing her to speed ahead of Wally and come in 1st place. She jumped on juu her chair.
"YES! YES! YES! YES! wewe LOSE!" she did a little dance....until...

"AW!!! VAT DO wewe MEAN DA BLOOD BANK IS CLOSED!" Kiki moaned.
"Yeah, it's only 11:30..." KAcey sarcasticaly sneered with an eyeroll.
They let the words set in for a moment.
"WAIT, 11:30!!!!?????!!!! HOLY SHIZ-NIT!!!!!!"" they alisema simitainiously.
"Ok, we need a plan...." Kacey announced.
"Um.... um... I've gotten noting."
"Noting?"
"Transilivanians can't make the 'th' sound."
"Then how did wewe just make it?"
"I... I don't know. It's like my Kiki side came out vor a second. When it comes to vampiers, I'm an exspert. au at least, I was..."
Kacey thought. And thought. And thought. And... *BING BING!*
"THAT'S...