Over on another part of the east coast, Kiki van Hatrick was in the middle of investigating the accusations that one of the teachers at the high school was a bloodsucking creature of the night. She was just about to make that "AHA!!" songesha when her phone started vibrating.
"GODDANGIT!," she whisper-yelled, "Why does someone always text me when I'm about to make my 'AHA!' moment?!"
She read the text and almost fell backwards.
"Sp-sp-sp-sp-SPARKLY vampires?! More?!"
She pulled herself together.
"All right. If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna have to have some help."
She sighed. Where she had to go required a long walk and an incredible amount of patience.
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The milli-second after the doorbell rang, Kiki heard high-pitched shouting.
"I got it!"
"NO, I got it!!"
"NO, I got it!!!"
"DARN IT, wewe THREE! YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!! So help me, I'm gonna turn wewe all into SPARKLETARDS!!!" "
The door swung open.
"KIKI!" alisema a bunch of voices.
"Hi, Megan!" she said, peering inside. She looked down and saw a pair of feet sticking out.
"Who's hiding behind your cape?"
Megan lifted it up and saw Maddy...who then hid behind her cape.
"What's her defect?" Kiki asked.
The oldest Von Batty pointed down at her pocket. Part of a stake was sticking out.
"Oooops. My bad."
Megan quickly changed the subject.
"So....what brings wewe here?"
"Did wewe get Abby's text?"
"No...what did it say?"
Kiki started to tell her, but the looked at the younger vamps.
"Cover your ears." she instructed.
"Why?" asked Minerva, rather snobbily.
"The thing I'm about to tell your sister is not appropriate for vamps your age."
All the younger vamps rolled their eyes and covered their ears....then cringed about 15 sekunde later when Megan started screaming in horror. Kiki then alisema something which caused her to look at the three. Megan sighed.
"All right, guys. wewe can uncover your ears. I have a swali for wewe three."
"It's Val's turn to clean out the bat....ferret...thing's cage." Maddy said.
"Is not!" Val spat back.
Megan rolled her eyes.
"No. It's about something else."
"IT'S NOT MY TURN!" Val wailed.
" Would wewe let your sister finish?! " Kiki snapped.
The youngest Von Batty cowered.
"How would wewe guys like to help us with a super special mission?" Megan asked.
Maddy and Val's eyes grew to the size of chajio, chakula cha jioni plates.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!" they shrieked. Minerva spun her finger around in circle.
"Yaaaaay..."she said, sarcasticlly.
Maddy jumped up and down excitedly.
"What do we get to do? Kick people in the nuts? Set traps? Kick people in the nuts?!"
"Well, before we do ANYTHING, we're gonna train wewe guys." Kiki put in.
"....I thought wewe were a vampire hunter?" Minerva asked.
"I'm also a trainer, babysitter, and D.D.S."
All 3 vamps groaned and followed their sister and "trainer" down the hall.
"GODDANGIT!," she whisper-yelled, "Why does someone always text me when I'm about to make my 'AHA!' moment?!"
She read the text and almost fell backwards.
"Sp-sp-sp-sp-SPARKLY vampires?! More?!"
She pulled herself together.
"All right. If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna have to have some help."
She sighed. Where she had to go required a long walk and an incredible amount of patience.
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The milli-second after the doorbell rang, Kiki heard high-pitched shouting.
"I got it!"
"NO, I got it!!"
"NO, I got it!!!"
"DARN IT, wewe THREE! YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!! So help me, I'm gonna turn wewe all into SPARKLETARDS!!!" "
The door swung open.
"KIKI!" alisema a bunch of voices.
"Hi, Megan!" she said, peering inside. She looked down and saw a pair of feet sticking out.
"Who's hiding behind your cape?"
Megan lifted it up and saw Maddy...who then hid behind her cape.
"What's her defect?" Kiki asked.
The oldest Von Batty pointed down at her pocket. Part of a stake was sticking out.
"Oooops. My bad."
Megan quickly changed the subject.
"So....what brings wewe here?"
"Did wewe get Abby's text?"
"No...what did it say?"
Kiki started to tell her, but the looked at the younger vamps.
"Cover your ears." she instructed.
"Why?" asked Minerva, rather snobbily.
"The thing I'm about to tell your sister is not appropriate for vamps your age."
All the younger vamps rolled their eyes and covered their ears....then cringed about 15 sekunde later when Megan started screaming in horror. Kiki then alisema something which caused her to look at the three. Megan sighed.
"All right, guys. wewe can uncover your ears. I have a swali for wewe three."
"It's Val's turn to clean out the bat....ferret...thing's cage." Maddy said.
"Is not!" Val spat back.
Megan rolled her eyes.
"No. It's about something else."
"IT'S NOT MY TURN!" Val wailed.
" Would wewe let your sister finish?! " Kiki snapped.
The youngest Von Batty cowered.
"How would wewe guys like to help us with a super special mission?" Megan asked.
Maddy and Val's eyes grew to the size of chajio, chakula cha jioni plates.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!" they shrieked. Minerva spun her finger around in circle.
"Yaaaaay..."she said, sarcasticlly.
Maddy jumped up and down excitedly.
"What do we get to do? Kick people in the nuts? Set traps? Kick people in the nuts?!"
"Well, before we do ANYTHING, we're gonna train wewe guys." Kiki put in.
"....I thought wewe were a vampire hunter?" Minerva asked.
"I'm also a trainer, babysitter, and D.D.S."
All 3 vamps groaned and followed their sister and "trainer" down the hall.
Now that I've handed over the Wizard of KND to Megan, I've been wondering about my inayofuata KND Idea.
And you'll never believe what I found.
KND *drum roll* *suspense builds* *elevator bings* *commercial break* *commercial break over* FACEBOOK!!!
Thank you, applause.
So here's the idea fully:
When the KND Treehouses go into Quarantine (After Kacey, Kiki, and Wally got into the science lab) all members are forced to go back to their houses. And so everyone gets a wild idea to jiunge Kacey and Megan on Facebook. Wild Secrets are released, brief cussing is involved, and when a twist in the end... Wait, why would I tell you?
To be released as soon as I post Chapter 1.
Kacey Kreations Inc. Contact us at kacey.dodson@cox.net au 623-523-9497. And I only have so many dakika on my cell so only brief messages when wewe call me. XD
And you'll never believe what I found.
KND *drum roll* *suspense builds* *elevator bings* *commercial break* *commercial break over* FACEBOOK!!!
Thank you, applause.
So here's the idea fully:
When the KND Treehouses go into Quarantine (After Kacey, Kiki, and Wally got into the science lab) all members are forced to go back to their houses. And so everyone gets a wild idea to jiunge Kacey and Megan on Facebook. Wild Secrets are released, brief cussing is involved, and when a twist in the end... Wait, why would I tell you?
To be released as soon as I post Chapter 1.
Kacey Kreations Inc. Contact us at kacey.dodson@cox.net au 623-523-9497. And I only have so many dakika on my cell so only brief messages when wewe call me. XD