don t get too close

In this collection of shorts, you'll see certain types of people that drive certain types of cars, and you'll also learn the truth about getting on the front page of fanpop.

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an saa down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed limit...

Rob went to visit Mark at the hospital.

Mark: *Laying in a bed* The doctor says it'd be better if I wasn't in a convertible.
Rob: That's the sekunde time wewe landed on the roof. I hope it's the last.
Sarah: Me too sugar.
Mark: Thanks honey.
Rob: I wish wewe two a happy relationship.
Mark: Why don't we do something together once I get out of jail?
Rob: I hope we can. I'm moving onto a different city. Might stay in Missouri, but for now, I want to keep going west.
Mark: Well if wewe ever return to St. Louis, come say hello to us.
Rob: I certainly will.

Rob walked out of the hospital. When he got to his Mercedes,...

At King's Fried Rice, Rob and Mark met up with seven other racers. William had a big race set for them.

William: Okay. The nine of wewe will race three laps around Fairground Park. wewe will go around the park clockwise, so if wewe turn right instead of left when wewe get on North Grand Boulevard, wewe will be going the wrong way.
Rob: I think we got it.
William: Then good luck.

The racers walked towards their cars.

Mark: Were wewe able to make any upgrades?
Rob: Just some new tires, and I removed the bumpers. There wasn't much time to do anything else.
Mark: William alisema they're high performance. Some...

William took Mark, and Rob towards the two cars. They were back in Jennings.

William: The moment wewe enter St. Louis is very important. wewe will keep the cops off your tail.
Rob: What if it's highway patrol, au state police?
William: Then wewe worry, but I doubt that'll occur. Good luck.

The two men got out, and William drove away.

Rob: I'll take the Mercedes.
Mark: That works out well. I wanted the Plymouth.
Rob: If nothing bad happens, stay on West Florissant Avenue. Otherwise, try to lose them on the smaller roads.
Mark: At night? I won't have any trouble doing that.

Not far away, Noah and Paul were...

William sat down with Hilary in front of a televisheni set. The two of them were watching The Andy Griffith Show.

Rob: *Standing with Mark, knocking on William's door*
William: I'll get it. *Walks over to the door, and opens it. He is surprised to see Mark, and Rob* wewe two finally decide to get along?
Rob: We were hoping wewe could help us.
William: Oh yeah? How?
Mark: Let us come in, and we'll tell you.
Hilary: *Watches William return with Mark, and Rob* Rob! *Runs over to him, and kisses him*
Mark: She really loves you.
Hilary: *Angry* And what are wewe doing here?
Rob: Hilary, it's okay. We've set...

Rob and Mark made it to a telephone booth.

Mark: I gotta call my girl.
Rob: wewe do that. I'll keep an eye out for the cops.
Sarah: *Reading a Superman comic as she majibu her phone* Hello?
Mark: Sarah, are wewe busy right now?
Sarah: Not yet. What do wewe need?
Mark: I need wewe to come pick me and Rob up.
Sarah: That panya who keeps beating wewe at those races?
Mark: Look, I know we've had our differences, but I'm willing to let that slide, if he is.
Rob: *Nods*
Mark: Please come pick us up. We're on Giles Avenue in Dutchtown. We'll be waiting for wewe at the intersection with Chippewa Street. Can wewe make...

At a police station, men in expensive suits were talking about something important. Two of them, were Noah Fox, and Paul Handarez.

Noah: We've been informed about a car theft that occurred across the river in Illinois.
Paul: Whoever that driver was, was last spotted in our town. The car that was stolen was a brand new Oldsmobile. We believe he'll be stealing another car. I want at least one car with two officers on every block throughout this whole city. I don't care if anyone has to go through overtime. No one can have vacation time until this suspect is stopped.
Noah: That includes even us....

Rob woke up at William's house, but it was empty. All he found was a note, left on his stomach.

Rob: *Grabs the note, and begins to read it* That's an odd place to leave a note. Oh boy.

You missed today's race, but to make it up to you, I have something special planned tonight. Don't go anywhere until I get back. Signed, William.

Rob: I wonder what he wants me to do now.
William: *Walks in with Hilary* To answer that question, wewe will steal another car for me.
Rob: How did you-
William: It's an Oldsmobile this time. You'll have to go back in Illinois to get it. Does this concern you?
Rob: No. I was...

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Rob met up with Hilary at a fancy bistro called Vin De Set.

Hilary: *Sitting with Rob at the bar*
Rob: So, where's your Dad?
Hilary: He dropped me off here. I'm all yours for tonight.
Rob: He doesn't want wewe back home?
Hilary: *Giggles* He does, but not until tomorrow morning.
Rob: If wewe don't mind me asking, how old are you?
Hilary: 21. wewe look like you're in your 20's too.
Rob: I'm 25.
Hilary: Perfect.
Rob: Yeah?
Hilary: I like my men, a little older.
Rob: wewe don't say.
Hilary: I do. *Slowly leaning towards Rob, preparing to kiss him*
Rob: *Slowly mowing towards Hilary*
Mark: *Kicks the door...