PL: lord Zalgo Demands we strike the proxys on the run... We songesha once the purge starts
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get wewe some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get wewe some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
*portal opens*
Masky: ok everyone! Let's go!
*meanwhile*
PL: It feels like this has been going on for days...
Purger: yea
PL: like almost a month...
*BOOM*
PL: WHAT THE HECK?
Zalgo: sorry, trying out a new grand entrance
PL: what is it?
Zalgo: I'm calling it off
PL: WHAT!?
Zalgo: I realized I'm sending people with no power au strength to fight people that have been trained kwa slenderman, which was trained kwa mother.
PL: so it's of?
Zalgo: yep
PL: bob, I'm sorry that I have to tell wewe this... wewe won't be able to use that gun-sword that wewe got for Christmas
Bob: aww
Masky: ok everyone! Let's go!
*meanwhile*
PL: It feels like this has been going on for days...
Purger: yea
PL: like almost a month...
*BOOM*
PL: WHAT THE HECK?
Zalgo: sorry, trying out a new grand entrance
PL: what is it?
Zalgo: I'm calling it off
PL: WHAT!?
Zalgo: I realized I'm sending people with no power au strength to fight people that have been trained kwa slenderman, which was trained kwa mother.
PL: so it's of?
Zalgo: yep
PL: bob, I'm sorry that I have to tell wewe this... wewe won't be able to use that gun-sword that wewe got for Christmas
Bob: aww
Porter: all this is just because wewe could not get along with Zalgo!
Slender: its not that!
Porter: then tell us what was the reason?
Slender: *sigh* as wewe most all of wewe know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent kilima for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...
Jeff: including Skully?
Slender: yes, I did not tell wewe due to wewe guys having some Marafiki there...
LJ: shi* just got real!
Slender: we have to save them!
Masky: its to dangerous!
Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!
Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!
Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!
LJ: wai-
Lucius: wewe owe me! wewe have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!
LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!
Slender: its not that!
Porter: then tell us what was the reason?
Slender: *sigh* as wewe most all of wewe know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent kilima for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...
Jeff: including Skully?
Slender: yes, I did not tell wewe due to wewe guys having some Marafiki there...
LJ: shi* just got real!
Slender: we have to save them!
Masky: its to dangerous!
Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!
Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!
Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!
LJ: wai-
Lucius: wewe owe me! wewe have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!
LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!
Lucius: ok, who are you?
Clockwork: my name is Clockwork
Lucius: oh, your that girl that Ticci Toby says is cute
Clockwork: what? he alisema that about me?
Lucius: *pulls out DiPhone* hujambo Masky, wewe owe me 20 bucks
Maksy: FU-
Lucius: *hangs up* so... who do wewe work for? SCP? SOK?
Clockwork: Zalgo
Lucius: oh... umm... SLEEP GAS!
*BANG*
Clockwork: wai- *flop*
Lucius: ok... how the hell am I supposed to get her to the house?
Me: kwa THE POWER OF PLOTHOLES!
Lucius: lets just say I have a car...
Me: fine...
Clockwork: my name is Clockwork
Lucius: oh, your that girl that Ticci Toby says is cute
Clockwork: what? he alisema that about me?
Lucius: *pulls out DiPhone* hujambo Masky, wewe owe me 20 bucks
Maksy: FU-
Lucius: *hangs up* so... who do wewe work for? SCP? SOK?
Clockwork: Zalgo
Lucius: oh... umm... SLEEP GAS!
*BANG*
Clockwork: wai- *flop*
Lucius: ok... how the hell am I supposed to get her to the house?
Me: kwa THE POWER OF PLOTHOLES!
Lucius: lets just say I have a car...
Me: fine...
Lucius: wewe know buddy, since your on death row I should tell wewe something... wewe better be grateful I'M killing you... wewe could have been killed kwa a tall faceless guy with a VERY bad temper. now that I've told wewe that, TO HEAVEN au HELL FUC*ER!
*Bang*
Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...
*on the way home*
Lucius: to heaven au hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"
*Crash*
Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!
???: hello there...
Lucius: who are you?
???: the swali is... who are you?
Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye
Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone
Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it
Clockwork: says the guy that... umm
Lucius: my point exactly
*Bang*
Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...
*on the way home*
Lucius: to heaven au hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"
*Crash*
Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!
???: hello there...
Lucius: who are you?
???: the swali is... who are you?
Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye
Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone
Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it
Clockwork: says the guy that... umm
Lucius: my point exactly
Slender: where the hell are those two...
Lucius: back!
Johhny: *tied up* RELEASE ME!
LJ: Johnny!?
Jeff: wewe know this guy!?
LJ: ya... he was a member of the SOK...
Johnny: wewe WORK FOR ZALG-
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
LJ: calm down! we don't work for Zalgo
Johnny: LIES!
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
Johnny: STO-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: HEY-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: ok i'll stop
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: I alisema I WOULD STOP!
Lucius: oops... sorry...
Johnny: wewe better be!
Lucius: back!
Johhny: *tied up* RELEASE ME!
LJ: Johnny!?
Jeff: wewe know this guy!?
LJ: ya... he was a member of the SOK...
Johnny: wewe WORK FOR ZALG-
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
LJ: calm down! we don't work for Zalgo
Johnny: LIES!
Lucius: *slaps Johnny*
Johnny: STO-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: HEY-
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: ok i'll stop
Lucius: *slaps*
Johnny: I alisema I WOULD STOP!
Lucius: oops... sorry...
Johnny: wewe better be!
Subject files: Lucius Vole
Subject 274 aka Lucius Vole was a volunteer to test the effects of serum 18 aka "Pasta Sauce", a experiment that would give a plant au a animal powers. The first time he was aliyopewa the serum he aged 1 mwaka every 30 seconds, we were able to give the antidote before he died. He volunteered again with this time it being a success, it gave him the ability to teleport short distances and a vast knowledge of weaponry. He was held in a cell until a another subject went rouge and he was able to escape. After that he joined a mercenary group and named himself "Volter". He later left the group and completely went missing. His nyumbani was found a mwezi after he went missing, And notebook describing a tall faceless man watching him was found in his room. Three years later some people started seeing him, one time with a woman with a clock for a eye. Other than that we have no leads to where he is at. We hope this info is useful to wewe John.
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Subject 274 aka Lucius Vole was a volunteer to test the effects of serum 18 aka "Pasta Sauce", a experiment that would give a plant au a animal powers. The first time he was aliyopewa the serum he aged 1 mwaka every 30 seconds, we were able to give the antidote before he died. He volunteered again with this time it being a success, it gave him the ability to teleport short distances and a vast knowledge of weaponry. He was held in a cell until a another subject went rouge and he was able to escape. After that he joined a mercenary group and named himself "Volter". He later left the group and completely went missing. His nyumbani was found a mwezi after he went missing, And notebook describing a tall faceless man watching him was found in his room. Three years later some people started seeing him, one time with a woman with a clock for a eye. Other than that we have no leads to where he is at. We hope this info is useful to wewe John.
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