Lucius: A proxy? no thanks guys... I kept my mouth closed and like I said, I kill for the true law and i'm not a psycho like wewe Mr. hockey mask, and killer clown guy... I respect you... wewe couldn't help yourself. but now wewe are a sadistic freak with no frien-
Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel
*Bong*
???: wake up my child.
Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?
Slender: well he's a charmer...
Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.
Slender: do wewe know why wewe are here?
Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...
Slender: oh... are wewe ready for proxy training?
Lucius: do i have a choice?
Slender: no.
Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?
Slender and masky: ...
Masky: Jeff, just put him to sleep with the shovel
*Bong*
???: wake up my child.
Lucius: what the hell happened to your face?
Slender: well he's a charmer...
Masky: sorry boss, he is just like that.
Slender: do wewe know why wewe are here?
Lucius: yep and im 47 years old...
Slender: oh... are wewe ready for proxy training?
Lucius: do i have a choice?
Slender: no.
Lucius: OK but one question... who was phone?
Slender and masky: ...
Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley!
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his Marafiki are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather zaidi members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go kwa myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: wewe two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
All [singing]: way hey, bully alley!
Kage and Jack [singing]: help me bob, I'm bully in the alley
All [singing]: bully down in shinbone al!
Henry: what should we do? Slender and his Marafiki are separated, and Zalgo and cRYPT are at war.
Vendetta: well... Johnny is working on bringing the proxys on the run to us... Once they are brought we will think of something...
Henry: until then?
Vendetta: we gather zaidi members
Henry: yes sir
Vendetta: we get the pirate next
Henry: I can't go kwa myself sir... He is unstable
Vendetta: I will send Alex with you
Alex: what?
Vendetta: wewe two leave tomorrow
Henry: yes sir
Alex: what!?
I am Kozmotis, bringer of news, ones that have been long awaited for this fandom.
I publish this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please kubeba with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch wewe if they think wewe know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
I publish this before I too disappear from the face of the earth. I know everything now. Please kubeba with me. They exist, and have a contract with- not zalgo- but the government. They take care of the people surrounding a certain forest, and the government lets them be and observes what they are from afar.
So dear children play nice, because they will come and watch wewe if they think wewe know all about them. Please pray for me as I go to their forest on a suicide mission.
*Screaming*
Jean: tonight we feast on the innocent my mbwa mwitu friends! *howls*
Wolfs: *howls*
Henry: I thought wewe would be dead kwa now
Jean: I don't age since I'm not a puny human like you...
Henry: I think I would know since of your... large meal
Jean: what do wewe want?
Henry: we would like your brute strength to jiunge us again
Jean: why should I?! what makes wewe think I would jiunge again?!
Henry: they broke the treaty
Jean: what? let us feed on the souls of demons!
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers
Jean: tonight we feast on the innocent my mbwa mwitu friends! *howls*
Wolfs: *howls*
Henry: I thought wewe would be dead kwa now
Jean: I don't age since I'm not a puny human like you...
Henry: I think I would know since of your... large meal
Jean: what do wewe want?
Henry: we would like your brute strength to jiunge us again
Jean: why should I?! what makes wewe think I would jiunge again?!
Henry: they broke the treaty
Jean: what? let us feed on the souls of demons!
Henry: welcome back
Society of Killers