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Critical Analysis of Twilight Swali

Please could wewe explain me ..

hujambo could wewe tell me about sparkling vampire au whatevere the hell it is ...i just dont get some jokes ...i have never read..nor seen Twilight( because i just dont think its worth it)
but i am curious
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I certainly don't mean to be rude, but if you've never even read Twilight, what exactly are wewe on this spot for? Its whole point is to analyze Twilight. I don't mean to imply we don't want you, I'm just curious.
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Critical Analysis of Twilight Majibu

Plenilunio said:
The Twilight series is about the upendo story between Bella Swan, a human, and Edward Cullen, a vampire. Despite being a vampire, Edward is nothing like "traditional" vampires: he doesn't sleep, he drinks human blood and things like garlic, wooden stakes au crosses don't harm him au any of the Wanyonya damu in the universe Stephenie Meyer created. The "sparkling jokes" are because the Wanyonya damu Meyer writes about have a very special skin, made of a diamond-like substance that makes them sparkle when exposed to sunlight.

If wewe haven't read the books, wewe don't want to au don't have the time to read them, and would like a neutral summary, I recommend Wikipedia. Here:

link

The makala and its viungo contain lots of spoilers, of course.
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thank u
vanillaicecream posted zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita
MadamOcta13 said:
Believe me, I don't think anyone can make SENSE of it, but basically, when a Meyerpire (they don't deserve to be called vampires) is in the sunlight, their skin sparkles. And if you're going "What? Why?...What?!?" sorry. I don't get it, either. But that's the concept.
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Free_Spirit said:
okay well Edward just doesn't do normal vampire things, he's perfect, and when he goes in the sun he sparkles. The jokes are actually makiing fun of the fact that twilight Wanyonya damu sparkle, and are not like other vampires
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a-hem...MEYERpires!
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