Critical Analysis of Twilight Article: Edward Cullen: A Rant

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posted by OCFan123

hujambo there! So recently I just put a Bella and Jacob article, which I really enjoyed writing, and of course sharing my opinions. Some people have alisema they would want me to write a makala here about Edward Cullen, so here it is! Hope wewe enjoy it!
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Now, there's no way wewe haven't heard of him. He is currently every girls dream boy, has the most mashabiki on fanpop when it comes to character, and alos has a cult. Everyone loves him.
But my swali is...why?
They say he's romantic, a gentleman. Really? So what if he uses chessy lines and says stuff like "You are my life now." au "The lion fell in upendo with the lamb." Nothing special about that.
Also, he abusese Bella. Your probaly saying "Thats not true! He never hit Bella!"
There is zaidi than physical abuse. He forces her to go to prom, takes to engine out of her car to prevent her from seeing somebody, never listens to her opinions, and always points out something wrong with her Marafiki and family. Sounds controlling anybody?
I reached my breaking pont with Edward in Breaking Dawn. When he asked Jacob to have sex with Bella so she can hve his baby, I realized his character couldn't get any worst. Really Edward? And how on earth was Bella actually touched kwa that gesture?
And he's creppy. I mean...he watched Bella sleep without her knowledge! That isn't sexy au romantic at all...THATS CREPPY! And he actualy did stalk her...if I were Bella and found out he watched me sleep, I call the cops.
Oh, does anybody else think that some people only upendo him because he's hot? What if he was ugly? I wonder...
Also, please, give him a persanality! Fun and cherry, sarcastic and funny, ANYTHING! Really, its like he has no persanality at all. He just seems so moody. Why do all these girls upendo him for? Its shocking how he had 7059 mashabiki on fanpop. If he ever gets zaidi mashabiki than The O.C. and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I think I might die. Seriously.
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Thats it! Not as good as my other 2 makala here, huh? Well, I tried my best. Twilighter who upendo Edward, please don't attack me! I'm just sharing my opinion, which I think we all have a right to do. Sorry if I offended anyone, really

Phoebe_Gabriel, HerMelody and 14 others like this

aurelia_ferns lol... i am a die hard edward fan... and i shud probably stone u to death or somthin bt wat u said does make sense in a weird way... bt he is a fictional character at the end of the day so why bother if he abusive(in a non physical way)or has no personality or wateva!!

OCFan123 Yeah, thats true, he is fiction, but i'm just sharing my opinion of the character. Nice hearing yours though.

Myf_1992 Another great article. And I know he's just a fictional character, but surly a realistic fictional character is more interesting and more lovable that a creepy hot guy with a dead pan personality? That's just my opinion, and its nice to hear the other side's views, I wish more twi-fans would defend the books (with arguments other than "yer but Eddy is like so hawt and hes just tryin to protect her coz he luvs her !!!!!!!!!!").

November99 The thing is, these books are meant to be read by an impressionable age, and these girls will grow up thinking abusive stalkers with zero personality are "prefect". Great article, OCFan123. This prefectly summarizes most of my issues with Edward.

Myf_1992 I would suggest you do another rant but I dunno who else you can do one on, unless you do one on SM.

OCFan123 I was actually thinking of doing one about Stephanie Meyer...

katiecain I'd definately read that. She bugs me.

Myf_1992 she is evil! She is deman spawn like Renesme! plus shes dull as a plank of wood which makes me laugh.

sapherequeen Even though I never understood how Edward was abusive, I did like your article and fully accept your opinion :) I don't have anything against the character Edward, but I never understood the crazy attention he got from millions of fans either. I agree with a lot of things you have said about his looks and quotes being the main reasons why he is relished so mcuh by fans and him being a little moody. I would love to read your article on Bella and Jacob. It sounds interesting...

sapherequeen Now that I think of it, I have a question. How can you call the cops on a vampire? Lol!

OCFan123 Haha, true...

kayleebabee I luv all you C.A.T fans I honestly do if it werent for you guys I would have commited suicide by hearing all the mini bellas saying "yer but he hot" Like that makes abuse okay? so thank you to everyonexxx

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Rob majibu the swali 'Who is better for Bella?'

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1:57-2:44 Have I alisema how much I upendo this man?

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Twilight VS. Wanyonya damu

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Wanyonya damu don't...

posted by Dragonsphere

Twilight vamps&other people;

Don't have fangs,
sparke in sunshine,
live on animal blood and call themselves veggies,
don't have a lumpy face,
live in really rich mansions(?),
don't have souls but are completely lame like rehabilitated drug-users(that never took drugs),
Can't be staked
Are looked (from the fangirls view)upon as superior beings that don't hurt anyone and call themselves dangerous
Stalk young girls only to seem romantic
Fall inlove with small children and beg to be their lover while they are like 16(just 12)
Don't belong in sassy teenage crap that is pure drama

They arenot vampires...

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Too furious for words... *Sorry, this is just a bila mpangilio rant*

posted by sapherequeen

Ok, so I visited a fanclub not too long zamani and I noticed this one swali I asked; "If Bella killed Renesmee, would Edward forgive her?" au something like that.

I looked at the comments, and at first they were fine. But then as they progressed to the zaidi hivi karibuni ones, I had one girl saying what a stupid swali to ask, and some other crackhead telling me to go f**k myself.

Being my highly emotional self, I was irked to no end and I responded to these comments.

I'm trying to find a way to just futa this question, because I ilitumwa it a mwaka zamani and don't even recall the reasons why it was...

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rant about Bella swan

posted by anna0789

hi this is my first rant ever hope wewe like it

im a twilight shabiki but i hate bella
for several things

first of all when wewe first read the book wewe have the idea that BELLA is very contempt with herself and a normal looking teenage girl that is very unselfish and very kind and loving and warm and falls in upendo with a vampire and she would do anything for him ..right..

ok but if wewe concentrate and look beyond all the adjectives s.meyer uses for descriving how beautiful and sparkly edward is and really LOOK at the story and at their characters wewe will realize the truth about bella that is

1)...

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What's so great about Robert Pattinson!?

posted by AliceHaleCullen

Right ok, so there's all this hype surrounding Rob zaidi so than any of the other cast from Twilight. But why?

It's not because he's the hottest. Because, well he just isn't. He was voted 'sexiest man alive' in numerous magazines such as heat and glamour. My personal favourite from the Twilight film is Peter Facinelli. I met him in July and he is the most geniune actor I have heard of. He has time for his fans, something which Rob doesn't.

Then again Rob does gets chased kwa crazed shabiki girls, so yeah valid excuse. But say if Peter played Edward, everyone would be all over him just because of the...

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An makala from a Twilight shabiki

posted by laureng114

First off, I would like to say that I have absolutely no problem with the C.A.T. spot and have just joined myself. If anything, I think that this spot is a good idea and is definitely NOT an anti-spot. The point of this makala is to explain the point of view of a Twilight shabiki that does not just like the series because Edward Cullen is SO HOTTT <333, Wanyonya damu are AwEsOmE, etc. etc.

Let me start off kwa saying that I am SICK of uneducated Twilight mashabiki making the rest of us look like a bunch of air-heads. kwa uneducated I mean mashabiki that scream their heads off whenever they see a picture of Robert...

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From books-to-movies...

posted by Imyselfandme

Many people bash maarufu sinema because "It didn't measure up in the exact way they thought it would.

STOP PEOPLE!!! Stop your too Critical Analysis sometimes.Stop your phony rebukes.Just STOP!!!

And accept sinema the way they come.

As a one time mwandishi of a book called Elfin Magic (become a shabiki of it:link)

I think i can speak for all(or at least most)authors when I say It's FINE!!! If someone offers wewe a direct line to the sinema and the mwandishi refuses because the director says some plans that differentiate from the book and someone refuses then they are just stupid!!!

Miner changes and summarizing...

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(Bella) wewe Belong with me Jacob Black Remix with lyrics

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It's Nice to Have a Girl Around the House

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Twilight Affects So Many things

posted by Frizzhead

I was following an online series called the Hillywood Show. It was two girls uigizaji in Johnny Depp roles such as Sweeney Todd,Ed Wood,Edward Scissorhands.Here is a link of one of their link.This is their link
But after the release of Twilight they have stopped doing the Johnny Depp impression which made them famous they started doing twilight video's but even worse . Its Twilight muziki Video's. So that means cheesy muziki and annoying dancing and skimpy outfits.
It reminded me of how twilight is no longer a personal thing no matter where we go we will see twilight dangled in our faces in merchandise,...

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It is Hazardous see New Moon in The Cinema

posted by Frizzhead

- Yes i know this is extremely late but i just remebered what i was going to write :)

I was brought with my mam and sister to new moon on the 20th of November. Personally i was'nt really bothered about going au not so i went so at least i would be able to say what i think about it.
The movie started at 7 and and at 6:20 there was at least 60 people waiting in the cinema most of them girls from the ages of about 10 to 55 many people at the back of the line were pushing to the front without mercy, squishing the others.
(Oh i must remind ye that i live in ireland and at the moment only girls from...

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Kitten of the Fortnight: Official orodha

posted by laureng114

Hello kittens! This is the orodha of all of everyone that has won the prestigious award of Kitten of the Fortnight! *Applause, applause* They have contributed to this spot in the best way and are all great representatives of what it is to be an amazing fanpopper. Congratulations to all of the winners and all of the winners to come. And if wewe haven’t won yet- no worries! Every member is doing magnificently and this spot is only going to get better.

*Props go to those in the fanpop users spot who first created the shabiki of the fortnight picks*

Winner of July 17-July 31 2009:
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Winner of August...

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Twilight Facts

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