Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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posted by OCFan123
hujambo there! So recently I just put a Bella and Jacob article, which I really enjoyed writing, and of course sharing my opinions. Some people have alisema they would want me to write a makala here about Edward Cullen, so here it is! Hope wewe enjoy it!
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Now, there's no way wewe haven't heard of him. He is currently every girls dream boy, has the most mashabiki on fanpop when it comes to character, and alos has a cult. Everyone loves him.
But my swali is...why?
They say he's romantic, a gentleman. Really? So what if he uses chessy lines and says stuff like "You are my life now." au "The lion fell in upendo with the lamb." Nothing special about that.
Also, he abusese Bella. Your probaly saying "Thats not true! He never hit Bella!"
There is zaidi than physical abuse. He forces her to go to prom, takes to engine out of her car to prevent her from seeing somebody, never listens to her opinions, and always points out something wrong with her Marafiki and family. Sounds controlling anybody?
I reached my breaking pont with Edward in Breaking Dawn. When he asked Jacob to have sex with Bella so she can hve his baby, I realized his character couldn't get any worst. Really Edward? And how on earth was Bella actually touched kwa that gesture?
And he's creppy. I mean...he watched Bella sleep without her knowledge! That isn't sexy au romantic at all...THATS CREPPY! And he actualy did stalk her...if I were Bella and found out he watched me sleep, I call the cops.
Oh, does anybody else think that some people only upendo him because he's hot? What if he was ugly? I wonder...
Also, please, give him a persanality! Fun and cherry, sarcastic and funny, ANYTHING! Really, its like he has no persanality at all. He just seems so moody. Why do all these girls upendo him for? Its shocking how he had 7059 mashabiki on fanpop. If he ever gets zaidi mashabiki than The O.C. and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I think I might die. Seriously.
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Thats it! Not as good as my other 2 makala here, huh? Well, I tried my best. Twilighter who upendo Edward, please don't attack me! I'm just sharing my opinion, which I think we all have a right to do. Sorry if I offended anyone, really
added by McDreamyluva
I was in the eleventh grade when I first read the fourth book : Breaking Dawn. Here I will express my opinion about it.

I liked actually the first parts of the book,they really got me interested and then when I read the other chapters of the book I got really,really bored and almost fell asleep. I think that it was very good that Bella finally became a vampire because it was time for her to overcome her fear and insecurities.
I wondered what would have happened if Bella had made an abortion and haven't aliyopewa birth to that spawn. It would be very interesting if that had happened. Actually I liked the book better than the film and I liked only the first part of the film because it was zaidi interesting and had some kind of storyline.
I personally regret having watched the sekunde part of the film .
Please no Jacob hate. Thx:)
Everything and Nothing-Boom Circuits
Lyrics:
One zaidi body left all alone[Jacob is left kwa Bella]
She's made another moyo her home[Bella choosing Edward]
Lost between the sea and the sky
An Angel learning how to fly[i think this is how Bella is learning to adjust to her new vampire-self au Jacob learning to cope with the situation]


She floats above our bodies asleep in their graves
Dancing in the moonlight glow[i feel like this is Bella once Jacob is dead. Shes like dancing because she is content with her life?]

(I can't have her, save me from her)[repeated throughout song....
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For those who like the basic vampire romance dynamic in Twilight but don’t necessarily like its execution, I highly recommend the Swedish vampire film Let the Right One In. I just rented this a few days zamani and fell in upendo with it. I think it’s one of my juu films of all time. It has many elements that are similar to Twilight in terms of vampire romance, but it treats the subject much zaidi seriously and is a bit truer to the vampire characteristics traditional to the last fifty years of movie-making.

It’s about a boy named Oskar who’s bullied at school and is in a pretty bad place....
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posted by Dragonclaws
The Critical Analysis of Twilight spot has always been controversial. Twilight mashabiki frequently ripoti distaste with the spot, thinking it’s a hate spot. The response is that it’s not a hate spot but sometimes antis get carried away and antis should watch to make sure they don’t intimidate Twilight fans, but that Twilight mashabiki should grow a tougher skin. Normally I would agree with this sentiment, but I feel that C.A.T. has become zaidi of an anti-Twilight spot that is largely unfriendly to the Twilight fan. I think the fundamental problem with the C.A.T. spot is that it tries to be for...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
Edward: The covesation's really good.
Bella: Uh huh.*gets another call*
Jake
Bella: *rejects call*
Edward: Who was that?
Bella: Jacob...

They talked for days.

Jacob: *growls*WHY WILL THEY SHUT UP!
*makes an new answering machine*

Bella: I gotta go. *makes a kissing sound and hangs up*
15 Missed Calls
Bella: Alright wewe win!
*calls him*
Jacob: hujambo its Jacob. If its Bella, STFU and if its the pack, leave the message.
Bella: *waits for tone*

1 saa Later
Bella: Forget it!*hangs up*
Phone: *tone*
Bella: T.T

Jacob: *laughs histericly*
posted by HecateA
On this beautiful spot of fanpop, there's a video link to "Charlie reads Twilight". Originally its "Alex read Twilight". Anyways, I checked it out.
It's this guy, he's about 20 years old I'd say, and he bought himself a copy of Twilight. He reads this on camera, making his comments, one chapter per video. And he's absolutely HILARIOUS! He points out things like odd phrases ("the sun was at the wrong place in the sky") and grammar faults. He sees little things wewe might not have found yourself.
The video do contain a bit of swearing but other then that, they are mostly all right.
There are tons of anti stories out there, and mine is probably no different than yours. (If you, are, of course, an Anti.) However, it all started out the very siku I picked up the book Twilight...

I heard many maoni about Twilight, how wonderful the series was, and how wonderful Edward and Bella's upendo was. As usual, I resisted. But my friends, who were all Twilight fans, kept insisting that I read the most amazing book in the history of books. So I'm like, "Hey! I missed out on Harry Potter-(I only read Harry Potter when I was nine, when I could have read it when I was seven, all because...
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The following is a letter from Edward to our CAT members who dislike him. au a joke quickly written kwa me because it's been ages since I ilitumwa here. Either way, it's not meant to offend pros au antis.

Dear antis,
So, I hear wewe hate me. Ouch. Being the emo....uh, I mean the sensitive flower...no, wait, the in-touch-with-his-emotions-in-a-not-girly-way, hey-shut-up! guy I am, my initial reaction was to kill myself. That's right, in one of my trademark, straight mbele suicide plans I was going to cover myself in honey, mail a note to the volturi threatening to poke them in the eye if they didn't...
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posted by Mephadowfangirl
Well, I'm a Twilight fan, but I like to be critical of the series anyways. But recently, I discovered that a lot of the Twi-hater fanbase (or hatebase?) has been consisted of mostly people who have only seen the movies, and I instantly saw how there were so many Twi-haters.

Let me just start off kwa saying that the movie sucks a**, and I'm being NICE! The uigizaji is terrible, they cut out about half the book and completely interpreted the book in all the wrong ways, the script sounded like it had been written kwa a five mwaka old, and the actors portrayed the characters so poorly, I almost became...
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If wewe have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into makala foramu thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One siku Bella fell over while being chased kwa Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and alisema - "Edward, what are wewe doing? wewe know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...
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posted by kayleebabee
Is it just me au is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. inayofuata she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack wewe rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes wewe guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear dhahabu contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade au cranberry juisi (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when wewe are screaming it at his...
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I ilitumwa this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral mashabiki opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd upendo to read maoni if wewe have any, au wewe can just skip this makala :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of upendo and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of maswali and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...
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Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading


Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...
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posted by Dearheart
Hello, kittens and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of wewe are in trouble au anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m uandishi this as a reminder to all of wewe before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if wewe haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of wewe who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material wewe submit stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...
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1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended wewe and why wewe find it offensive. If it’s something serious au happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back wewe up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward au gush about how amazing the Twilight...
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I don't like Twilight. I find the characters shallow; the plot boring and cliche; and the hidden messages frightening. But in the hands of another mwandishi - someone who wouldn't let their religious upbringing, their misogynistic views, and their twisted romantic ideals colour the story - it could have been really fantastic.

First off, the grammar would have to be fixed. The purple prose minimised and the ujumla, jumla uandishi polished up.

Next the characters would have to be made realistic, their actions have an effect on the plot, and their history an effect on them.

Take Rosalie, for example. If Rosalie's...
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posted by renrae
Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked kwa a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight mashabiki do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot au any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...
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posted by RonGetYourWand
There are some core things about the mythical creatures I wish Meyer would have aliyopewa an actual explaination for:

Vampires

1. Turning into bats

She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.

2. Sleeping in a coffin

How about that having something to do with them faking their own death au something?

3. Lack of Fangs

An evolution over time to adapt.

4. Sunlight

Related to the fact Wanyonya damu are considered to be connected to the devil.

Werewolves

1. Full-Moon

They meet at the full-moon.

2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the Mbwa mwitu loups have this)

It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.

3. Pack- Mind

Evolved trait au even a gift from the spirits.
posted by AliceHaleCullen
I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...
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