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hujambo there! So recently I just put a Bella and Jacob article, which I really enjoyed writing, and of course sharing my opinions. Some people have alisema they would want me to write a makala here about Edward Cullen, so here it is! Hope wewe enjoy it!
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Now, there's no way wewe haven't heard of him. He is currently every girls dream boy, has the most mashabiki on fanpop when it comes to character, and alos has a cult. Everyone loves him.
But my swali is...why?
They say he's romantic, a gentleman. Really? So what if he uses chessy lines and says stuff like "You are my life now." au "The lion fell in upendo with the lamb." Nothing special about that.
Also, he abusese Bella. Your probaly saying "Thats not true! He never hit Bella!"
There is zaidi than physical abuse. He forces her to go to prom, takes to engine out of her car to prevent her from seeing somebody, never listens to her opinions, and always points out something wrong with her Marafiki and family. Sounds controlling anybody?
I reached my breaking pont with Edward in Breaking Dawn. When he asked Jacob to have sex with Bella so she can hve his baby, I realized his character couldn't get any worst. Really Edward? And how on earth was Bella actually touched kwa that gesture?
And he's creppy. I mean...he watched Bella sleep without her knowledge! That isn't sexy au romantic at all...THATS CREPPY! And he actualy did stalk her...if I were Bella and found out he watched me sleep, I call the cops.
Oh, does anybody else think that some people only upendo him because he's hot? What if he was ugly? I wonder...
Also, please, give him a persanality! Fun and cherry, sarcastic and funny, ANYTHING! Really, its like he has no persanality at all. He just seems so moody. Why do all these girls upendo him for? Its shocking how he had 7059 mashabiki on fanpop. If he ever gets zaidi mashabiki than The O.C. and Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I think I might die. Seriously.
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Thats it! Not as good as my other 2 makala here, huh? Well, I tried my best. Twilighter who upendo Edward, please don't attack me! I'm just sharing my opinion, which I think we all have a right to do. Sorry if I offended anyone, really
Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett riffing the film New Moon.
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Wanyonya damu from all over meet for their annual reunion. Appearances kwa Edward Cullen, Angel, Dracula, Count von Count, Bill Compton, and more. Featuring a special visit from Buffy.
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Hahahahahaha... Team Flea @1:40 LOL. xD
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Watch that part at 1:50-3:10. Taylor did mentioned it before in another interview a few months back. The 40+ mwaka old woman asked him to sign her Team Taylor panties during some autograph session... O_O I thought it was creepy...
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I recently got into the onyesha Supernatural (everyone should), and I happened upon this hilarious video. It shows how Dean Winchester (My new inayopendelewa character of all time) is better than Twilight.
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Someone doesn't like what Edward Cullen and his Twilight pals are doing to Vampire Mythology. Another funny parody. :)
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A video on how I was convinced of Twilight's problematic nature.
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Another EvilIguanaProduction Twilight related parody, this time on one of the New Moon trailers.
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5:20 I wonder what some of the mashabiki think of this. I think Taylor has noticed that some mashabiki don't like him simply because he plays Jacob so is saying he's not on any teams when he's made it clear he's Team Jacob. Poor Tay.
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So I was originally going to publish this makala in the vitabu to Read spot, but then found this place, and I think it fits in here much better :) Anywho, this is an opinion makala I originally wrote for my school newspaper. Yes, it's a bit of a rant, but I don't mean to be offensive, so please don't take it that way. Enjoy :)

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There’s no way wewe haven’t heard of it. From the first publishing of that first book to the most hivi karibuni perfume-bottle scandal, Twilight has permeated the very core of pop culture, not to mention high school conversation. No matter whether...
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Fromthisgirl on YouTube has a swali for the Twilight fangirls. She also explains why she thinks they AREN'T in love.
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The sequal. Oh. "I almost don't wanna watch it. SO that I can wewe know, watch it again later?"
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Lately, I've heard and seen jokes and maoni about Edward being "pathetic" au "gay" because he was a 100 mwaka old virgin. I've written this makala to state that I see no problem in him being a virgin. I feel that virginity is not something to poke fun at. It simply means that someone wants to save themselves for that special someone whom they are going to spend the rest of their life with. I myself am a virgin and plan to stay that way until I get married.

However, I am somewhat confused. If Edward has lived for 100 years and has yet to give himself to anyone, then why does he decide to have...
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Seriously it's scary to think this Twihard may have been serious with these statements. This is a version with the Black Pawn Movement's riffs because the original video has been removed kwa the user. For some reason they ALWAYS are! ;D
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