Is it just me au is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. inayofuata she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack wewe rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes wewe guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'
1.thou shalt wear dhahabu contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade au cranberry juisi (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when wewe are screaming it at his public appearances and in the middle of the night when wewe are asleep.
4.thou shalt only eat with forks (as in.. well wewe all know what it symbolises.. hopefully) even supu good luck with that.
5.thou shalt be commited to a mental hospital
6. thou shalt be a spinster forever
7.thou shalt not go to kitanda without kusoma a chapter of one of our bibles
8.thou shalt be scary
9.thou shalt drink 8 galleons of water every siku because of yuour drooling over robert pattinson
10.thou shalt kiss all of your twilight merchandise 300000000000000000001 times a day.
(5-10 are my own lolage)
I mean I used to be a twihard but not anymore as that is crosssing the line from sanity to insanity in a huge leap!
I mean soon there will be churches preaching the huge sack of dog vomit and they will sing hymns about how sexy and great the cullens are and they will have four bibles twilight,new moon, eclipse and Barfing dawn (sorry meant breaking dawn!)
wewe know the painted glass with pics of Jesus and god and all holy people that wewe get in churches well in the twi-church It will be the cullens and mebbe Jacob.
Iknow this sounds scary but it is true some twifans have Lost what little dignity and brain cells they had left in their bodies kwa soing Cullenism!
but since this is turning into a book I'll leave it at that.
If wewe agree with me Please say why in maoni and if wewe dont please say whay in comments
thank wewe
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'
1.thou shalt wear dhahabu contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade au cranberry juisi (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when wewe are screaming it at his public appearances and in the middle of the night when wewe are asleep.
4.thou shalt only eat with forks (as in.. well wewe all know what it symbolises.. hopefully) even supu good luck with that.
5.thou shalt be commited to a mental hospital
6. thou shalt be a spinster forever
7.thou shalt not go to kitanda without kusoma a chapter of one of our bibles
8.thou shalt be scary
9.thou shalt drink 8 galleons of water every siku because of yuour drooling over robert pattinson
10.thou shalt kiss all of your twilight merchandise 300000000000000000001 times a day.
(5-10 are my own lolage)
I mean I used to be a twihard but not anymore as that is crosssing the line from sanity to insanity in a huge leap!
I mean soon there will be churches preaching the huge sack of dog vomit and they will sing hymns about how sexy and great the cullens are and they will have four bibles twilight,new moon, eclipse and Barfing dawn (sorry meant breaking dawn!)
wewe know the painted glass with pics of Jesus and god and all holy people that wewe get in churches well in the twi-church It will be the cullens and mebbe Jacob.
Iknow this sounds scary but it is true some twifans have Lost what little dignity and brain cells they had left in their bodies kwa soing Cullenism!
but since this is turning into a book I'll leave it at that.
If wewe agree with me Please say why in maoni and if wewe dont please say whay in comments
thank wewe
There are some core things about the mythical creatures I wish Meyer would have aliyopewa an actual explaination for:
Vampires
1. Turning into bats
She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.
2. Sleeping in a coffin
How about that having something to do with them faking their own death au something?
3. Lack of Fangs
An evolution over time to adapt.
4. Sunlight
Related to the fact Wanyonya damu are considered to be connected to the devil.
Werewolves
1. Full-Moon
They meet at the full-moon.
2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the Mbwa mwitu loups have this)
It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.
3. Pack- Mind
Evolved trait au even a gift from the spirits.
Vampires
1. Turning into bats
She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.
2. Sleeping in a coffin
How about that having something to do with them faking their own death au something?
3. Lack of Fangs
An evolution over time to adapt.
4. Sunlight
Related to the fact Wanyonya damu are considered to be connected to the devil.
Werewolves
1. Full-Moon
They meet at the full-moon.
2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the Mbwa mwitu loups have this)
It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.
3. Pack- Mind
Evolved trait au even a gift from the spirits.
Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The inayofuata day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The siku after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen au my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You aliiba this!'].
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The inayofuata day.
Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!
The siku after that:
Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen au my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!
[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You aliiba this!'].
Created:~Alice~
Q: What to Edward and a krisimasi mti have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what wewe are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much wewe mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: wewe know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do wewe kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her vitabu and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward wewe suck!!!!
Q: What to Edward and a krisimasi mti have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what wewe are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much wewe mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: wewe know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.
Q: How do wewe kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her vitabu and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward wewe suck!!!!