Critical Analysis of Twilight The crazy Twilight merchandise game

Asvini posted on Aug 23, 2009 at 09:21PM
There has been a lot of talk about the amount of weird or over the top merchandise related to Twilight, and it inspired the Twilight crazy merchandise game.

Here's how you play:
You have to guess/make up a random Twilight product and the next person to post has to find an image of it to prove it exists.

So as an example I'll start by putting one we all know about already, to start off easy: 'Twilight Shower curtain'
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zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Mermaid-Tail said…
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Lol ok it's scary that there actually is a Twilight shower curtain. Scary.

Next person has to find:
Twilight Candy
 Lol ok it's scary that there actually is a Twilight kuoga curtain. Scary. inayofuata person has to find:
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita renrae said…
Edward Cullen body glitter.
 Edward Cullen body glitter.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Asvini said…
Edward Cullen bedsheets
 Edward Cullen bedsheets
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Myf_1992 said…
There. Twilight make up!
 There. Twilight make up!
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Mermaid-Tail said…
Since we're going for crazy here's a crazy one to find:
A Twilight car.
 Since we're going for crazy here's a crazy one to find: A Twilight car.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Myf_1992 said…
Is this what you ment?
 Is this what wewe ment?
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Myf_1992 said…
If we're going crazy again, then I know something outragiously stupid which is out there, but too rude for little children so instead I'm gunna say....a twilight lamp.


I just tried looking for myself and it's kinda hard so anything light related,so lamp, lampshade etc...
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zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Mermaid-Tail said…
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That Twilight car is an epic example of madness, lol.
On a site this lamp was recommended as a gift for Twilight fans because it's an apple lamp, but I don't think it's official merchandise, I'm not sure. If there really isn't a Twilight lamp that is amazing. We have done something incredible, and finally found somthing they haven't branded yet.

Wait a minute, how in unholy hell did they think to make a shower curtain before thinking of 'lamp'? What kind of crazy backwards logic thinks of shower curtain but not lamp? A twilight lamp almost makes sense, the advertising practically writes itself "Buy our Twi-Light" "it will Twi-light up your room" "the Twi-light is the hilight of any room"

If the apple light counts then my next one is: Twilight perfume (and a picture of the perfume bottle they were accused of ripping off)

But I am totally going to keep my eye out for a more official looking Twilight lamp and will post if I see it, because I find the fact that they don't have a lamp ten times stranger than if they did have one, lol.
 That Twilight car is an epic example of madness, lol. On a site this lamp was recommended as a gift f
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Asvini said…
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I love the fact that the one product that almost makes sense seems to be the only one they haven't thought of :)

Here's the Twilight perfume and the Nina Ricci perfume bottle they stole the design from (the pink one is the Nina Ricci, and the one with the campy quote is Twilight).
 I upendo the fact that the one product that almost makes sense seems to be the only one they haven't th
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Asvini said…
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Oops, I'm a dope and forgot to put the next thing, lol.

A T-shirt that mentions Twilight and Buffy the vampire slayer.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita November99 said…
A Twilight blankee.
 A Twilight blankee.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita renrae said…
I might buy that shirt. :)

Hmmm...

Cullen crest bracelet/armband.
 I might buy that shirt. :) Hmmm... Cullen crest bracelet/armband.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita laureng114 said…
laugh
Tadaa! I can't believe they make these...

Okay- Twilight Board Game!
 Tadaa! I can't believe they make these... Okay- Twilight Board Game!
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita renrae said…
What be the point of that?

Soo... Twilight socks.
 What be the point of that? Soo... Twilight socks.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita November99 said…
Twilight coffee mug.

And I actually own the Buffy stakes Edward shirt.
 Twilight coffee mug. And I actually own the Buffy stakes Edward shirt.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita moo000 said…
there were a few but it wouldnt let me upload more than one picture =[

Twilight shoes (I know its like the one above me but its really funny)
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 there were a few but it wouldnt let me pakia zaidi than one picture =[ Twilight shoes (I know its
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita nevermind606 said…
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Twilight Band aids!!!! (The most hilariously ridiculous product ever made)
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 Twilight Band aids!!!! (The most hilariously ridiculous product ever made)
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Kaidi said…
Yeah! This has got to be of the most ridiculous things xD

Twilight rings.
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 Yeah! This has got to be of the most ridiculous things xD Twilight rings.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Myf_1992 said…
I change my mind, life-size cardboard cut-out of a member of the Cullen "family".
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 I change my mind, life-size cardboard cut-out of a member of the Cullen "family".
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita November99 said…
Jacobs not a Cullen but oh well.

Just because I'm curious: Twilight Coffee.
 Jacobs not a Cullen but oh well. Just because I'm curious: Twilight Coffee.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Myf_1992 said…
I can't find actual coffee but there's this coffe cup
 I can't find actual coffee but there's this coffe cup
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Myf_1992 said…
Twilight hair clips/bobby pins.
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zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita katiecain said…
That's the Cullen crest if people don't recognise it XD you are all so right about the lamp! If they do bedsheets and stuff they usually do lamps??

Twilight USB drive.
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 That's the Cullen crest if people don't recognise it XD wewe are all so right about the lamp! If they
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Kaidi said…
Creepy!

Twilight lunchbox.
 Creepy! Twilight lunchbox.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Myf_1992 said…
with flask! twilight charm bracelet
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 with flask! twilight charm bracelet
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita renrae said…
surprise
Not just any charm bracelet, no. it's Bella Swan's bracelet!


OH, EW! It's on the C-Section-with-teeth page!

Ummm... Alice's crystal ball. (It doesn't have to be the actual one, but it should be 'Twilight-inspired or a bracelet or something ebcause I know that they're out there.)
 Not just any charm bracelet, no. it's Bella Swan's bracelet! OH, EW! It's on the C-Section-with-
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Myf_1992 said…
is this wa u mean? I haven't read the books. What does this crystal ball do?

Edward cullen back pack.
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 is this wa u mean? I haven't read the books. What does this crystal ball do? Edward cullen back pa
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita renrae said…
Yeah, that's what I mean. alcie doesn't even have one, I'm guessing, because she's psychic.
 Yeah, that's what I mean. alcie doesn't even have one, I'm guessing, because she's psychic.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita renrae said…
Twilight food.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Myf_1992 said…
Im not replying to the twilight food, but take a look at this cake!!!
 Im not replying to the twilight food, but take a look at this cake!!!
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Myf_1992 said…
All the food I can find is cake so here ya go.

Twilight nickers, pants, boxers etc.
 All the chakula I can find is cake so here ya go. Twilight nickers, pants, boxers etc.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita November99 said…
Scary. Very scary.
 Scary. Very scary.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Myf_1992 said…
Umm are you guna tell us what to look for November? not trying to be rude.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita November99 said…
Myf, my computer froze on me and I had to restart it.

Twilight.... soda.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Myf_1992 said…
I don't know if this is real or just a pic but here.

Twilight hip flask (there shouldn't be one coz the target audience arnt aloud to drink!)
 I don't know if this is real au just a pic but here. Twilight hip flask (there shouldn't be one co
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Asvini said…
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I found a few flasks. This was the only one with a specifically Twilight image, but there were a few with things like blood drops and stuff.

Ok, for the next one, I'm only putting this because I saw it while looking for the flask and I cannot believe it exists. If I hadn't seen it myself I'd think it was a joke, I'm still giggling: Twilight tampon holder.
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 I found a few flasks. This was the only one with a specifically Twilight image, but there were a few
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Mermaid-Tail said…
mischievous
Too many blood jokes. Can't settle on one. That is hilarious.

Clothing copied from a Twilight character (not just Twilight clothes, a replica of something a character has worn)
 Too many blood jokes. Can't settle on one. That is hilarious. Clothing copied from a Twilight charac
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Mermaid-Tail said…
big smile
Also, I just want to point out how funny I think it is that I found that tampon holder so quickly. I couldn't for the life of me find an official looking Twilight LAMP but it took literally seconds to find a tampon holder. Who on earth is in charge of marketing? well, ok to be fair the tampon holder probably isn't made by the Twlight peeps, but still it says something about them and the fanbase that they thought of tampon holders, but none of them ever thought of a Twi-Light. Insane.
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zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita nevermind606 said…
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Here is Bella's jacket. :D


Twilight dishes!
 Here is Bella's jacket. :D Twilight dishes!
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita DarkSarcasm said…
Not real dishes, but party stuff... still, I think this'll work. =P

Next... Twilight soap.
 Not real dishes, but party stuff... still, I think this'll work. =P Next... Twilight soap.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Asvini said…
This Twilight soap is not only creepy, it looks totally photoshopped, so I'm putting a link to the shop that sells it. Not only is it real, it glows in the dark and the scent is apparently 'dragons blood'

link

Twilight Jewelry box
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 This Twilight soap is not only creepy, it looks totally photoshopped, so I'm putting a link to the sh
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita November99 said…
Twilight Stationary
 Twilight Stationary
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita PMT said…
twilight barbie dolls
 twilight barbie dolls
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Myf_1992 said…
I think they look really creapy eww

Twilight phone/ipod cover
 I think they look really creapy eww Twilight phone/ipod cover
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Kaidi said…
Body lotion.
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 Body lotion.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Myf_1992 said…
Isn't anyone playing? ok here's what they call "deity body lotion".

Twilight cigarette case and lighter. I know they are out there! I have seen them!
 Isn't anyone playing? ok here's what they call "deity body lotion". Twilight cigarette case and l
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Kaidi said…
Yes, they are, and this is INSANE!!!
Twilight is supposed to be this teen chick flick and now cigarette holders?!?!
 Yes, they are, and this is INSANE!!! Twilight is supposed to be this teen chick flick and now cigaret
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Myf_1992 said…
I can't find a twilight ash tray, lamp or water dispenser. I can however find multiple harry potter lamps, and various simpsons water dispensers. tut tut twilight!

But at least there's hope, that's three products that haven't been twilighted!
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zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Kaidi said…
Oh, oops, I forgot what to look for next.
Edward Cullen jacket.
zaidi ya mwaka mmoja uliopita Myf_1992 said…
When you say edward cullen jacket do you meanthe jacket he wears in the movie or a jacket dedicated to edward cullen?