Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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I’ve read many lists pointing out Twilight “Plot Holes”, but zaidi often than not, the lists aren’t very valid at all. Half of them are usually just complaints, pointing out something they don’t like about Twilight (Example:” Why would Wanyonya damu go to high school?”, au “Why does Bella have so many friends?”). The rest are just factually incorrect, au can be logically theorized. These are usually followed kwa “Stephenie Meyer obviously ditched history class”, au “Hasn’t Stephenie ever heard of logic?”, au my personal favorite, “I would know, I had a lesson about it...
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OK, I know wewe guys are thinking: "What?! How dare you! Bella and Edward's upendo is the best and most romantic upendo of all times!111Elevntyone!!!1" And then, you're going to say I'm just some guy who hasn't read the books. I'm not. I'm a teenage girl, and I have read all the books. Even Bree Tanner and that bit of Midnight Sun on Meyer's website.

I'll just discuss the reasons why it's not true love.

Physical Attraction
...And zaidi of it.
Picture this. Our great female lead is in an average high-school cafetaria, surrounded kwa average, high school kids. It's noisy and loud, and she wishes she was...
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Sorry,I didn't know that the link to the video that I gave earlier was removed kwa Youtube. :X I hope this won't get removed again... Anway... "If those abs are real, then the dude who plays Jacob deserves an Oscar!" :p*gigglesnort*
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If wewe have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into makala foramu thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One siku Bella fell over while being chased kwa Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and alisema - "Edward, what are wewe doing? wewe know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...
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I don't like Twilight. I find the characters shallow; the plot boring and cliche; and the hidden messages frightening. But in the hands of another mwandishi - someone who wouldn't let their religious upbringing, their misogynistic views, and their twisted romantic ideals colour the story - it could have been really fantastic.

First off, the grammar would have to be fixed. The purple prose minimised and the ujumla, jumla uandishi polished up.

Next the characters would have to be made realistic, their actions have an effect on the plot, and their history an effect on them.

Take Rosalie, for example. If Rosalie's...
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For people who were expecting this makala to be earlier, really sorry about that! But I've been getting ready for school(WAH!), so...you get the point.
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So, this article(as wewe can obviously see from the title) is about Stephanie Meyer. Oh yes, I'm pretty sure you've heard of her. The mwandishi of the Twilight Saga and the Host, she's pretty much one of the most maarufu writers at this point. Why?
I really don't know.
The orodha of reasons

1)Her writing
Okay, even back when I was a mega shabiki of twilight(bows head in shame), I never liked the writing. Its just..not good. Hard to explain really. Now reading...
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