Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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In which Edward takes an unhealthy interest in Buffy, and Buffy gives him what-for! This video is very, very clever and funny. The way it's put together is so well done. Enjoy, rate and comment! =D
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I am totally ignoring Breaking Dawn in this because Stephenie Meyer broke all the rules in there. [Vampires cant have children, they have no body fluids, etc etc]
Reasons i think Jacob is better for Bella than Edward is:
1. Edward/Bellas relationship is based on appearance. She is constantly talking about how good he looks, how velvety his voice is, how graceful he is, etc. She alisema Jacob was beautiful once au twice and called his new muscles impressive once au that she is jealous of his tan skin. She thinks Edward is too good for her because she looks plain inayofuata to him. She thinks Jacob is too...
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I'm just sayin' Bella is one of the worst role models ever when it comes to love, sex and life choices and should not have allowed to be published in any shape au form. I mean, when she's made the heroine of the story and marketted at teenage girls.

1. She's obsessively in upendo with a control freak stalker.

Unfortunately it seems the vast majority of the Twilight fangirls are too with the very same freak.

2. She wants him so bad that she'll abandone everyone else she loves so that she could be with him. Even when it means she'll practically have to become a blood-drinking corpse.

(The movie 'Eclipse'...
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This makala is not meant to offend. It is mostly comedy and uses examples from zaidi fandoms then just Twilight. There will also be examples that tak lyke dis and capslock. So be careful when reading.

I'm sure we are all familiar with a fangirl. (Or fanboy, but they are different and we will not be discussing them today.) Put simply, fangirls are very, very, VERY big mashabiki of something. Twilight fangirls are obsessed with Twilight and will probably have as much Twilight merchandise as possible. A Bangel fangirl may eat wewe in your sleep if wewe are a hardcore Spuffy shipper, and a fanpop fangirl...
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Q: What to Edward and a krisimasi mti have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what wewe are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much wewe mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: wewe know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do wewe kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her vitabu and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward wewe suck!!!!