Getting thrown in the pool

Being a plus-size woman, which I am, my friend called, Oneisha, called me up and asked if I would like to meet Michael Jackson at party she was going to attend this coming weekend, so I told I would go. "Good", she said, "because he saw your picture in the latest "Fashion Bug" Fall issue, and he told his friend. LaDanian, he would very much like to meet you". Yeah, right, what what have been drinking", I replied, "no, I'm serious", she replied," I heard it through LaDanian, that he really wants to you". I didn't know what to think for the reason I he was out of his league, and I wasn't 5'9"...