(Damon and Elena hesitantly enter Salvatore house, to see Katherine and Stefan glaring at each other)
Damon: Hello brother. And…. Katherine. What brings wewe to the town of Mystic Falls?
Katherine: wewe know, the usual. Seeing my two ex-lovers. Yada Yada. Man, wewe got so hot…
Damon: Katherine. What do wewe want?
Katherine: I need a favor.
Damon: Well then go get one of your new boy toys and make him do it. We want no part in your nonsense.
Katherine: But DAAAMOOON! Where’s the fun in that?
Damon: Just continue.
Katherine: I have a werewolf problem. wewe see-
Damon: Excuse me did wewe just say werewolf?
Katherine: Can wewe PLEASE let me finish?
Damon: Fine, go ahead.
Katherine: Like I was saying before I was just RUDELY interrupted, I have a problem with a werewolf. He became… infatuated with me. I turned him down and apparently he has a temper. Now he’s trying to hunt me and I want wewe two to kill him.
Stefan: But wait, WHY us?
Katherine: Don’t think I haven’t been checking up on wewe two! I re-evaluated all my past… relationships to see who would best fit the job. Then, I came up with wewe two. I have been checking up on wewe two for quite some time. I’m so very fond of wewe both. I thought it could be such a pleasant reunion! All 3 of us together again. Just like old times, huh?
Damon: Um… we’re not going to just bow down to wewe Katherine. I won’t, and if I know anything about my brother, he won’t either. So wewe can leave. Now.
Katherine: Ugh… what happened to wewe both… no wait, I know. (Katherine turns towards Elena, who’s hiding behind Damon) Elena. What have wewe done with them?
Elena: I haven’t done anything!
Katherine: No… wewe did something… wewe made them more… human. It’s quite disgusting. I don’t get why wewe like them like that… they’re much hotter when they’re… ruthless.
Elena: Katherine, leave. No one wants wewe here.
Katherine: We'll see about that.... (Katherine grabs Damon and pushes him against the ukuta and then kisses him. It lasts for about a dakika before Elena finally intervenes)
Elena: Damon! We have.. stuff to do. (Damon finally pushes Katherine off and goes back to his initial position, with Elena behind him)
Katherine: Did that answer your swali dear Elena? Don't ever forget, I was their first. No competition-
Stefan: I upendo HER now Katherine.
Katherine: And are wewe 100% positive they're reciprocated?
Stefan: YES! Elena and I... we're permanent. We're... we're... I upendo her. And she loves me.
Katherine: Elena?
Elena: I.. uh..
Katherine: Oooh, the tables have turned huh? Personally, I like both. Oooh, when they were human.. scrumptious. Stefan was like... so sweet, like.. the sweetest maple syrup, homemade. Then Damon.. like dark chocolate... *sigh* Such a shame... such blood wasted on such a boring girl..
Elena: I uhh
Katherine: Just shut up alright? wewe both will do as I say and kill this werewolf, okay?
Damon: au else?
Katherine: au else I'll go after every single one of Elena's loved ones. I think I'll start with Matt.... he does look delicious.
Elena: Stop it!
Katherine: His name is Mike. Mike Welsh. He'll be in town for a week inayofuata week. Be ready. Friday's the full moon. And kwa the way, a werewolf bite can kill a vampire. Ta-ta!
Stefan: Wait, Katherine!
Damon: Jesus christ. I hate her...
Elena: That sure didn't look like hate...
Stefan: Elena!
Elena: What? I was merely speaking the obvious... whatever that was, it wasn't hate.
Damon: Elena, I really don't see the relevance in this...
Stefan: I think Id have to agree with Damon on this one. Damon, I really think we should start strategizing-
Elena: FINE THEN! Just go and kill this stupid werewolf. Im sorry if I INCONVENIENCED you..
Stefan: *whispers* Elena..
Elena: Just forget it Stefan. I have homework to do au something... (Elena leaves, shaking her head furiously, leaving a stunned Stefan and baffled Damon behind her)
(Later Damon sneaks up on her in her bedroom, again)
Elena: Please stop sneaking up on me.. jeez.
Damon: Sorry... I needed to talk to you.
Elena: Well talk then.
Damon: About Katherine... and the kiss...
Elena: No, Damon. wewe don't need to explain yourself. Besides, wewe don't even belong to me so why shou-
(Damon interrupts her with a kiss. Elena then kisses back, hard and grabs his shati to songesha him on the bed)
Elena: Stop... talking... about... Katherine.
(Damon, who now is on juu of her on the bed, pulls away from her to look her in the eyes)
Damon: Then what should we talk about?
Elena: Who alisema anything about talking? (Elena tries to kiss him, ever so sweetly, again but he wont budge)
Damon: Do wewe see what you're doing?
(Damon gets off her and moves directly inayofuata to her on the bed)
Elena: This IS a problem...
Damon: Yeah…. Welcome to my life
Elena: What are we going to do?
Damon: I have no idea Elena… what do wewe want to do?
Elena: I don’t know, I don’t know! (And in Elena pounding the mattress in frustration inayofuata to her, she somehow found Damon’s hands and entwined them)
Damon: *whispers* Elena…
Elena: What are we going to do? On one hand, Stefan’s good and kind. But wewe have just… warmth. And wewe just do things…. And wewe just… *sigh* wewe know me.
Damon: I’m going to make a promise to you.
Elena: What kind of promise?
Damon: To be honest, at least about my feelings; and… in order to fulfill that promise… I need to confess something. But, wewe won’t like it, at all.
Elena: What Damon?
Damon: Stefan… he hasn’t exactly been honest with you.
Elena: What do wewe mean? (She says this while turning towards him, and he doing the same, so now they’re in bed, facing each other.)
Damon: Stefan’s…. Stefan’s been drinking human blood.
Elena: WHAT? Since when?
Damon: I’m not sure…. I caught him right before he went to Harvard. He left an saa later.
Elena: I… why?
Damon: He wouldn’t say. It looks like he’s preparing for something. I don’t know what for. But what ever it is… It’s not good.
Elena: He’s… he’s not being honest with me, is he?
Damon: No darling, he’s not.
Elena: Has he ever been honest with me?
Damon: Honestly, I’m not sure. I know he’s hiding something.
Elena: Do wewe remember when I used to hate you?
Damon: Yes I do. It was a very… hard time for me.
Elena: Why is that?
Damon: Well, it was when I was first having… feelings again. I remember dealing with this horrible inner conflict. I looked at wewe and I wanted to surprise you, I wanted to onyesha wewe that I wasn’t just a monster. But I kept… losing myself to it. I kept disappointing you, and myself. I kept fighting it, fighting the monster, because I knew I’d never win your moyo if I was just that, just a monster. I still fight with it, even now.
Elena: The monster?
Damon: Yeah… but it’s getting easier. It’s easier when I’m with you.
Elena: Really?
Damon: Yes and sometimes… when I’m with you, I forget it all together.
Elena: How much do wewe want to forget?
Damon: Who alisema I wanted to forget?
Elena: Well, I assumed wewe would.
Damon: There are some things I want to forget…
Elena: Like what? Why would wewe WANT to remember your past… especially because it’s such a dark one?
Damon: Because… when I’m with you, I forget all the awful things I’ve done… And, for a second, I think, “maybe I deserve her.” I mean, if Stefan deserves you, why not me? And I can’t do that. If I lose those memories, there’s nothing stopping me from grabbing wewe and never letting go. If I forget those memories, there’s nothing stopping me from loving wewe whole-heartedly. If I forget those memories, I’ll forget Stefan and how much wewe upendo him and I’ll forget the evil things I’ve done. I’ll just forget everything, and my mind will be clouded with you. And I’m scared Elena. I’m scared of myself and I’m scared for you. So I can’t forget; I won’t.
Elena: *whispers softly* Oh, oh Damon
Damon: I should probably go…
Elena: Stop doing that!
Damon: What?
Elena: Stop trying to leave. Just stop.
Damon: Well, don’t wewe want me to go?
Elena: No. Not ever. Stay with me, even if I can’t upendo wewe with how much wewe deserve-
Damon: I don’t deserve ANY-
Elena: Can wewe PLEASE just let me finish?
-silence-
Elena: I need wewe to stay. wewe can’t…. I don’t know what I’d do without you. And, I know it’s silly. And I don’t understand how I can upendo Stefan so much but need wewe too. I don’t know why, but I need wewe Damon. I know it’s selfish of me but I can’t imagine my life without you. I don’t want to.
Damon: wewe don’t need me
Elena: wewe have no idea what I need.
Damon: Well, tell me, right now, what wewe need. Do wewe want me to go? Cause I will, for you.
Elena: No. I don’t want that. I want you. I keep wanting you.
Damon: Okay. Then I’m yours.
(Damon kisses her, ever so softly, at first, but increasingly gets harder and harder. Damon pulls Elena’s shati off and rolls on juu of her and was about to kiss her, when he stops)
Damon: Wait, before this gets too complicated, I have to go.
Elena: WHAT?!
Damon: I have to go hunt that stupid werewolf. Katherine needs to leave and she needs to leave now. I promised Stefan we’d do some work on it. Don’t Worry. I’ll be back (Damon kisses her forehead and leaves her in her bed, stunned and shirtless)