1. wewe have a Bowie song set as your iphone ringtone.
2. wewe have him as your lock screen and nyumbani screen.
3. wewe go to Google, click picha and type "Bowieporn" in the tafuta box.
4. wewe imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. wewe really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. wewe can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs wewe know how to play on the guitar, gitaa are Bowie songs.
8. wewe dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. wewe ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy upendo scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend wewe make a maoni on how the upendo scene in The Man Who Fell To Earth is zaidi steamier....
11. Your thoughts are Jareth and Sarah.....still a better upendo story than twilight....
12. wewe think The Hunger is a real vampire movie not that unacceptable Stephanie Meyers ng'ombe shit.
13. Everyone looks at a picture of Lady Gaga (the one with the lightning bolt drawn over her eye) and claims how "original" and "creative" she is. wewe laugh to yourself because wewe know David Bowie did it first.
14. wewe wasted a whole saa watching the SpongeBob special Atlantis SquarePantis just because David Bowie voiced the Lord royal Highness.
15. when your friend is talking shit about a girl in your class and wewe say to them "If wewe don't have anything nice to say, Come sit inayofuata to me,"
16. wewe hated bandslam but loved the David Bowie cameo at the end.
17. wewe get painfully turned on looking at "certain" pics of Bowie to the point where it's impossible to get turned off.
18. as soon as the announcement came out that David Bowie was going to release The inayofuata Day, wewe pre ordered it on iTunes.
19. Not only did wewe preorder the album on iTunes wewe also got a CD of the album.
20. You're not sick of me making zaidi wewe know you're a David Bowie shabiki when...lists. ;)
2. wewe have him as your lock screen and nyumbani screen.
3. wewe go to Google, click picha and type "Bowieporn" in the tafuta box.
4. wewe imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. wewe really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. wewe can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs wewe know how to play on the guitar, gitaa are Bowie songs.
8. wewe dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. wewe ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy upendo scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend wewe make a maoni on how the upendo scene in The Man Who Fell To Earth is zaidi steamier....
11. Your thoughts are Jareth and Sarah.....still a better upendo story than twilight....
12. wewe think The Hunger is a real vampire movie not that unacceptable Stephanie Meyers ng'ombe shit.
13. Everyone looks at a picture of Lady Gaga (the one with the lightning bolt drawn over her eye) and claims how "original" and "creative" she is. wewe laugh to yourself because wewe know David Bowie did it first.
14. wewe wasted a whole saa watching the SpongeBob special Atlantis SquarePantis just because David Bowie voiced the Lord royal Highness.
15. when your friend is talking shit about a girl in your class and wewe say to them "If wewe don't have anything nice to say, Come sit inayofuata to me,"
16. wewe hated bandslam but loved the David Bowie cameo at the end.
17. wewe get painfully turned on looking at "certain" pics of Bowie to the point where it's impossible to get turned off.
18. as soon as the announcement came out that David Bowie was going to release The inayofuata Day, wewe pre ordered it on iTunes.
19. Not only did wewe preorder the album on iTunes wewe also got a CD of the album.
20. You're not sick of me making zaidi wewe know you're a David Bowie shabiki when...lists. ;)
