1. wewe have a Bowie song set as your iphone ringtone.
2. wewe have him as your lock screen and nyumbani screen.
3. wewe go to Google, click picha and type "Bowieporn" in the tafuta box.
4. wewe imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. wewe really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. wewe can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs wewe know how to play on the guitar, gitaa are Bowie songs.
8. wewe dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. wewe ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy upendo scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend wewe make...
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