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I found these fascinating, thought wewe guys might too, :)
And yeah, it's not ALL Death Eaters, but they're all Slytherins, :P

Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow nyota indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer...

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Greetings, new follower:

If wewe are kusoma this letter then wewe have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If kwa some unprecedented chance wewe are kusoma this and wewe have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest wewe put down this letter and leave now, au the consequences for wewe will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which wewe must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate...

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1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate inayofuata to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him wewe aliiba his teddy bear.

8. Tell him wewe won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him wewe were just kidding and alisema teddy kubeba has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak...

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, wewe know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. wewe throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. wewe wear at least some black every day.

3. wewe rip your clothes on purpose.

4. wewe call people wewe don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. wewe yell "CRUCIO!" at people when wewe get mad.

6. wewe carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" au an "L", wewe accidentally type out a Bellatrix au a Lestrange instead.

9. wewe think her birthday should...

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, wewe know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. wewe throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. wewe wear at least some black every day.

3. wewe rip your clothes on purpose.

4. wewe call people wewe don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. wewe yell "CRUCIO!" at people when wewe get mad.

6. wewe carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" au an "L", wewe accidentally type out a Bellatrix au a Lestrange instead.

9. wewe think her birthday should...

A handy-dandy Wikihow makala on how to make a horcrux, for all wewe aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
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1. Become an extremely powerful witch au wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide wewe should not attempt to create a horcrux until wewe can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...

Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s zaidi to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do wewe mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call wewe Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would wewe describe your relationship with the man known as...