Kira karatasi la kupamba ukuta

Chapter 1 - Misfortune (Blaire)
Nothing is normal in this world. And if wewe think you've seen everything , then you're wrong! How could I contribute to the most difficult case with the well-known detective L? In spite of my cute look and fashion style, I can say that I've got amazing deductive skills. Thank goodness that they were discovered.
It all started when I was 10. I used to live in New York, but my father had other plans about that.
"Lillian Llewellin, wewe have to make a few sacrifices," he always said.
Even if I was just a child, I was annoyed like hell whenever I heard this. My mother...

12 weeks later, L and Misa went to go see Dr. Kagato to see what their baby was.

"Congratulations. It's a girl," Dr. Kagato said, after the altrasound, smiling.

Misa looked at L and smiled, "you hear that? we're having a daughter..."

"Yes..." L smiled back.

"I'll go get your check," Dr. Kagato bowed left.

"So what do wewe want to name her?" Misa asked as she got her mfuko wa fedha, mfuko and things, getting ready to leave.

"I'm not sure," L watched her, thumb to lips, "what do wewe want to name her?"

"Hmmm," Misa tapped her chin in thought, "I was thinking something like Aki...no, Kimi? no no wait...Saki," she smiled...

“Did wewe know that Yagami spelled backwards says ‘I’m a gay’?”

“Explain to me the logic behind MelloxNear, and I’ll give wewe a million bucks.”

“Does L ever change his clothes, au is he just that crazy for giant white shirts and jeans? Really, wtf is up with that?...”

“The swali we all want answered: is Mello au girl, au does he just have really bad PMS?”

“Why did Light have to make everything so damn complicated? It wasn’t like we couldn’t tell he was gonna lose in the end… oh, did I just spoil something for you? Sorry… not.”

“Raise your hand if wewe also...