Hi, everyone! Haven't written an makala in awhile, and I thought I'd get back into it. I've missed doing them. This is an makala about my inayopendelewa princesses, which I have done, but it keeps changing, so give me a break. lol. I'm going to do my inayopendelewa couples next. I'd like to give honorable mention to DreamyGal, who inspired me to start working on that article. But right now, I'll just go with this, because I'm having trouble ranking the pairings, haha....anyways, enjoy! No rude maoni please.
Le gasp! Rapunzel is last!? Yes. Yes she is. Rewatched Tangled, and if I'm going to be honest here, I wanted to hit her with her own frying pan. She is so perfect, it irritates the hell out of me. I'm ok with her until the "I have a dream" sequence. I mean, what the hell!? Why do the thugs instantly like her!? Maximus instantly loves her too, and then she starts petting him like a dog. Sorry, I don't find that part funny. Also, if some bila mpangilio girl tried to pull me into the street, I'd just be like "Let go of me, bitch!" The only one that doesn't instantly upendo her is Flynn, and then he all of a sudden likes her during "I see the light". I can't stop laughing during that scene, because it is incredibly ridiculous. "I was gonna give it to wewe before, but, I was just scared. And the thing is...I'm not scared anymore! Know what I mean?" No. I don't, Rapunzel. And she never learns anything. That's my other problem with her. So, yeah. Really hate her. Moving on....
Yeah yeah, wewe all know I'm not fond of this chick. But she does have Nostalgic value in my life, I will say that. But, I've grown older and opinions have changed. So, here's to what I think of Ariel. I think she's a brat. She fails to onyesha up to a very important family event, she falls for Eric because he looks hot and she thinks he's damn fine. She acts creepy and fangirl like with the statue. "Why Eric? Run away with you? Why this is all so...so sudden..." Oooookkkkk. And she's really dumb. I wouldn't make a deal with a creepy octopus lady for any guy. And the fact that she never thinks about uandishi to Eric is stupid. We clearly see she can write when she signs her name on the contract. And she doesn't save the day. Eric does. Also, at the end, there was supposed to be a scene where Ariel tells King Triton she's ready to go home. I honestly wished they had kept that in. It would have indicated she had learned something. But they took it out, so it seems like she's learned nothing. I feel like this story had King Triton changing, not her. But I do upendo her in the third movie. So um...yeah. inayofuata princess.
Tiana is BORING. Just...a bore. "Girl, all wewe ever do is work!" Definitely right. She never takes a break. I know she wants her restaurant and everything, but she COULD take a break once in awhile. It won't kill her to go out dancing au read a freaking book. I have dreams for the future, but I can let loose once in awhile. She seems to have a hard time doing that. In a way, I sort of feel bad for her. I thought she was adorable as a little girl, and losing her dad completely changed her. Yeah, but I honestly prefer Lottie to Tia. Sorry Tiana.
LOL, she's boring and I can't find much to work with watching her, but I'll try. She's a snoozefest like the rest of the movie, but I will admit I upendo her imba voice. Mary Costa sure can ukanda it out. I also think the face she made when Phillip sang down her ear was hilarious. But yeah, wouldn't wewe have that reaction, too? Eh, I wouldn't have started dancing with him either. I would have jumped out of my skin and slapped him if he tried to be controlling like Phillip. And she has a hard time deciding on things, doesn't she? lol: "Oh never! Never!" That changes too: "Oh no! This evening!" I laugh everytime. When she cries, I admit I just sit there with a blank face. I do like that she was willing to give Phillip up for her Kingdom, but the rest of the time, she's just sleeping. So...that's all have to say about Aurora.
The Arabian princess has moved up on my list. Now, I like some things about her and dislike other things. I like that she seduced Jafar to help Aladdin, and actually kissed him. LOL, to me, that is being super brave. I would've thrown up afterward, giving away the fact that I wasn't hypnotized. I also upendo how good she is at acting, lol. She made me lol when she bowed to Abu. And this, haha: "When I am Queen I will have the power to get rid of YOU." It probably makes me laugh mostly because Iago imitates her afterwards. And that she refuses to bow to Jafar until he uses his magic on her. Now to things I dislike. I hate her "poor me" attitude. She acts like she has a horrible life when in reality the people outside the palace walls have it way worse. And the way she seems less than impressed with the marketplace. I guess my biggest problem with her is that she keeps forgiving Aladin when he lies to her constantly. In all three movies, he lies to her. But she still ends up forgiving him each time. I mean, what the hell? I would have told him to take a hike. I hate liars. Anyways, inayofuata princess.
I upendo Poca! I really wish I could put her higher. In the beginning of the movie she is so adventurous, and jumps off the cliff and into the river without dying, lol. But hey, it's a Disney movie. I upendo her maoni about Kocoum. Makes me laugh, haha! "But he's so...SERIOUS." Not a shabiki of serious people either, Poca. But she sort of becomes it after she meets John Smith. I guess if all that was happening I'd have to stop being goofy for awhile too. And "Colors of the Wind" is one of my inayopendelewa Disney songs. I wish all people would listen to Poca about the earth and respecting it. I also upendo how she is trying to help her people kwa making peace between the Native Americans and the Settlers. But I don't like how she just sits moping when John Smith is going to die. But when she does go to save John Smith, it's just epic. I also like that she decided not to go with John Smith. Makes the story zaidi sad. A Disney movie without a happy ending. Ok, next!
upendo this girl! She proves that women can do so much zaidi and she saves Shang instead of Shang saving her. I upendo that she is different than most girls should be and I can't help but laugh during the Matchmaker scene. It's hilarious! And I upendo how she went to war in her father's place, caring about her father's safety zaidi than her own. And she's very hilarious. "You know how it is when wewe get those manly urges, and wewe just gotta kill something! ...Fix things...cook outdoors..." I lol everytime. I really upendo that she starts out not very good in the training, but gets better as time progresses. And she's very smart. Thinking of using the last kanuni, cannon to aim at the mountain was very smart. I upendo the little smirk she gives Shan Yu after firing it, and I just feel so bad for her after her identity is revealed. She looks so sad and lost, but she springs into action when she realizes the huns are alive, and defeats Shan Yu with her brains. She is just...awesome. Moving on!
Ah, Cindy. There is nothing I don't upendo about her. Her hope, her sarcasm, her sweetness...the orodha can go on. She hopes and dreams about happiness, a place where she can live happily ever after. And she stays patient, having to deal with her bitchy stepfamily. She is kind to the animals, and wishes nothing zaidi but to go to the ball. Her hopes are dashed when her stepsisters ruin her dress. I can hardly watch that scene. She then says that there is nothing left to believe in, but is proven wrong. She gets sent to the ball, and has a wonderful time. I just melt seeing her so happy. If anyone deserves a happily ever after, it's her. I'm just like "HA! Take that bitch!" to Lady Tremaine when cinderella reveals she has the other slipper. So...yeah.
2. Snow White
This girl is just lovely. I upendo how positive she is, when I am the complete opposite. I admire her, actually. How she dreams for more, when she finds out the Queen wants to kill her...I mean, she starts imba a song! And then she says that everything is going to be alright. She is such a sweetie. I would be so traumatized after that, and paranoid, knowing this woman was out to kill me. Then she finds this cottage and cleans it up, thinking they are orphans. And she is hilarious. "Oooohhhh, wewe must be Grumpy!", "Oh...recently! ...Let me see your hands.", "What's the matter? Cat got your tounge?" She is an lolfest, and completely adorable. Especially imba about her prince. Even though she is in hiding, she keeps up hope that he will come and take her to his ngome instead of moping. Oh and...I upendo her voice. It's so pleasant and sweet and perfect for Snow White. Walt made the perfect choice. Now, on to my very favorite...
And my inayopendelewa princess is.................
Yeah, big surprise, right? Never would've guessed. But she's been my inayopendelewa for a long time and I don't think my opinion is going to change. She's witty and imaginative. She has a deep upendo for her father, and wants someone to share her upendo of life with. It's sort of a spiritual need. She then gives up her freedom to save her father, staying in the Beast's castle. And she isn't perfect. She goes into the West Wing after she was told not to, she judges the Beast, and so on. She doesn't put up with the Beast's shit, but thanks him after he saves her life. She is able to look past his appearance into his soul, seeing he has a good heart. She then goes after her father, taking care of him. She knows family comes first, and saves her father from being sent to the asylum. She then goes and attempts to save the Beast, then admits to loving him. Gosh, my moyo just melts for her. She's amazing, and she will always be my inayopendelewa Disney Princess. <3
"Sorry! Just don't...don't freak out."
"Why don't you go tell my father? You're good at that!"
"Don't you worry, daddy...we'll be there soon."
"It's just that you're a...a..."
"Oh wise Sultan! How may I serve you?"
"HE KILLED HIM!"
"I never want to see a naked man again."
"I'm just going to have to teach you a lesson!"
"Why Grumpy...you do care."
"What do you know about my dreams, Gaston?"