Pocahontas and John Smith
-smacks Disney- NO HISTORICAL ACCURACY GOSH GO AWAY and er, I just really saw no chemistry au upendo between them. Ariel and Eric
I felt like their upendo was quite shallow, like she was all like "Dayum, he's fine. Lemme become human so I can kiss that boy!" and while he was kind, and she witnessed it, I just didn't feel it was real. Snow White and The Prince
This is basically again because of a lack of chemistry. I found it quite heroic that he saved her, but she was like, what? 14 (I think)? So I always was a little uncomfortable with that. Jasmine and Aladdin
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I DON'T SHIP IT AND IT INFURIATES ME QUICK SOMEONE JUSTIFY MY REASONING IN THE COMMENTS Tiana and Naveen
This is where my choices get hard because I start to ship it - I mean, it's the whole Beauty and The Beast Complex, which gives wewe the whole 'loved him when he wasn't handsome thing', so I reaaaaaally like it, but I like the others a whole lot more. Belle and Beast
Like I alisema above, it's really very sweet and I upendo it, it's just....meh. Belle's came first so she's bumped up, but I'm just so indecisive. Mulan and Shang
Not to be my inappropriate self, but the sexual tension omg I was waiting for them to kiss the whole dang movie. Even when she was a guy it was like a wild moto instead of a spark. Aurora and The Prince
Idk man, it was very heroic that he saved her, and I just felt it in my soul zaidi than Snow and her prince. Like that he really loved her and my moyo was like goo and I can't even justify myself. Cinderella and Prince Charming
He practically saved her from a life of rags and almost torture. He treated her the way a girl deserves after her life of pain. If that's not true love... Anna and Kristoff
I feel like their not-sure-if-it-was-a-happy-ending clumsy and reluctant sort of upendo was adorable and genuine and my feeeels (why can't I have a Kristoff? au even an Olaf?) Rapunzel and Flynn/Eugene
MY SHIP HAS ARRIVED. It has the heroic nature, the reluctant and genuine nature, the true upendo nature. It never felt forced, au overly-romantic. Perfection!
Pocahontas, I must leave you again, awkwardanna decrees it.
Let me carry you off to out non-existent future
Oh, look at that ass!
.... I just don't feel it
This is the love of my life. We were frogs.
Will our dancing skills move us up?
Look at them and tell me you don't ship it. LOOK AT THEM.
CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT
YeSH ThE SHip