sexy Disney princess

All right, this doesn't count as a real makala kwa me. This counts as a bila mpangilio blurb...addressing the DP stereotype that all of the prior Disney Princesses save the Revival/ Modern ones... all married their guys the same siku they met them.

Broken down, as I have watched all thirteen movies... this is what I FOUND out is the ACTUAL CASE.


Snow White meets Ferdinand within the first five dakika of the film, and he woos her so to speak. But many, many, many DAYS PASS before he comes upon her in the coffin in the woods, figuratively "dead" from a poison apple bite. At the end of the movie, Snow...

"It's CHRISTMASSSSS! Oh Tia, Tia, I can't believe it's finally here! I'm oh so excited to be spending the siku with all your friends, all the pretty, pretty princesses! I can't wait to onyesha them up with my pretty pink dre-TIA WHERE'S MY pink DRESS??" Lottie shouted at the juu of her lungs.

"Right here Lottie," Tiana pointed to the dress, right in Charlotte's point of view. "Anyway merry krisimasi Lottie! Our seventeenth krisimasi together, my how time passes.

Ding Dong

"They're already here? Oh Tia, oh Tia, I'm not ready for this! I am not ready for this! I don't even have my hair done!" Lottie...