Sykes: Hello. Welcome to Disneyland Florida. I’m Sykes and this is Fagin, my helper. He’s always silly. Fagin: I’m never silly, Sykes! I help you! I give wewe a money! Sykes: Be quiet, Fagin! Fagin: Sorry. Sykes: I’d like wewe to meet all the other best Disney villains. They’re so evil like me. I have a cash and I’ll give a cash to any villain. Fagin: Sykes, the other villains are here! Come in, villains! Gaston: Hello, Sykes! My name is Gaston and I’ve come to get a cash! Sykes: I am so pleased you’ve come to the right place, Gaston. Gaston: You’re the best villain ever, Sykes! Sykes: Thank you, Gaston. Here’s your cash. Gaston: Thank you, Sykes! Sykes: You’re welcome, Mr. Gaston. Jafar: Hello, Sykes. My name is Jafar and I’ve come from agrabah. Would wewe like to hear the song I sing? Sykes: Of course, Mr. Jafar. Go ahead. Jafar: must admit, Your parlor tricks are amusing
I bet you've got a bunny
Under your hat!
Now here's your chance
To get the best of me,
Hope your hand is hot!
C'mon, clown, Let's see what you've got!
wewe try to slam me
With your hardest stuff
But your double whammy
Isn't up to snuff
I'll set the record straight
You're simply out of tarehe
You're only sekunde rate!
wewe think your cat's a meanine,
But your tiger's tame
You've got a lot to learn
About the genie game
So for your information,
I'll reiterate
You're only sekunde rate!
Men cower at the power
In my pinky
My thumb is number one
On every orodha
But if you're not convinced
That I'm invincible,
Put me to the test!
I'd upendo to lay this rivalry to rest!
Go ahead and zap me
With the big surprise
Snap me in a trap,
Cut me down to size
I'll make a big escape
It's just a piece of cake
You're only sekunde rate!
wewe know, your hocus-pocus
Isn't tough enough
And your mumbo-jumbo
Doesn't measure up
Let me pontificate
Upon your sorry state
You're only sekunde rate!
Zaba-caba-dabra!
Granny's gonna grab ya!
Alakazam-da-mus
And this thing's bigger than the both of us!
So spare me your tremendous scare!
wewe look horrendous in your underwear!
And I can hardly wait
To discombobulate
I'll send ya back and packing
In a shipping crate
You'll make a better living
With a spinning plate
You're only sekunde rate!
Sykes: Bravo, Mr. Jafar! That was the best song wewe ever sang! Jafar: Why, thank you, Sykes. I must go back to my friend, Abis Mal now. Goodbye, Sykes. Sykes: So long, Mr. Jafar. Maleficent: My name is Maleficent, and I’ll be your husband, Sykes. Sykes: Why thank you, my love. We shall be together and we’ll both be evil. Fagin, set the wedding for us, please. Fagin: OK, Sykes. Here’s your evil wedding, mr and mrs. Sykes: Well, Maleficent, Disneyland Florida is ours. Maleficent: You’re a handsome man, Sykes, and we shall have all the other Disney villains in Disneyland Florida.