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 My Favourite Disney Film Ever
My Favourite Disney Film Ever
This is the transcript for all the mashabiki of this best 1994 film of all time, The Return of Jafar. I nominate this film for the best villain, best villain song, best Jim Cummings character and best story because it's my favourite film in Disney history. Enjoy looking at this transcript. Follow me to a place where incredible feats are routine every saa au so where enchantment runs rampant Yes, wild in the streets Open sesame, Here we go! Arabian nights Like Arabian days The tease and excite Take off and take flight They shock and amaze Arabian nights Like Arabian days zaidi often than not are hotter than hot In a lot of good ways Pack your shield, pack your sword wewe won't ever get bored Though get beaten au gored wewe might Come on down, stop on kwa Hop a carpet and fly to another Arabian night Arabian Night This night has been quite rewarding. We have never stolen so much. We have gathered much loot tonight. No thanks to our leader. Well, it only looked expensive. Is this a haul au what, my surly band of desert skunks? How is it wewe get the jewelled flower, Abis Mal? Why, this is my bonus for being your beloved leader. This and that and that are my beloved leader bonus. And what is our reward? Hmm? Here wewe go. Good work, boys. Very successful raid. The chest! It moves. It cannot be! What is holding it up? Ghosts! Hello. wewe stupid monkey! Put him down, Abis Mal! Who are you? My Marafiki call me Al. wewe can call me Aladdin. Hurt him! What? Where did he go? There! He has our loot! Don't let him get away! He must not escape! Stop him! Why, you... Hey! He getting away! There he is! We've got him now! A flying carpet? He's got a flying carpet! Nice catch, Carpet. Hey! Pardon me! Yeah! Come back here! That's mine! Whoa! inayofuata stop Agrabah. Shut the door! He's escaping! Finally! This is terrific! I got sand in places I didn't even know I had. Spare me your prattling, Iago! Are we out yet? "Are we out yet? Are we out yet?" Yes, we're out! No thanks to you. If it weren't for me... you'd be stuck down there forever. Iago! wewe will now release me... so that I may have my revenge. Yeah, yeah, when I'm good and ready. Do as I say, wewe worthless pipsqueak! wewe know something? You're nothing without me. What?! Who comes up with all the good ideas? Me! Who does all the work? Me! If it weren't for me... wewe still be in a cage at the bazaar... "squawking, "Polly want a cracker!"
That's it, I had it I hate to be dramatic But it's time for me to fly the coop Terrific, fine I'm drawing the line before I wind up in a parrot, kasuku supu I was a fool to let wewe run the onyesha I'm cutting wewe loose, pal Look out below Arrividerci, c'est la vie Hope all goes well I'm lookin' out for me Agrabah... just a juicy golden goose, bata bukini ready for plucking... and I'm the one holdin' the tweezers! I'll be runnin' this town inside a week! What's your problem, liver lips? wewe don't think I can do it?! OK, I'm little Been playin' sekunde fiddle And I get no respect I turn the other cheek But this busted beak Is the only thanks that I get I never found a friend that I can trust They promise caviar and leave me eating dust That's some reward for loyalty From here on in I'm lookin' out for me Ohh, I don't need nobody else I'll never fail I'll cover my own tail I can take care of myself wewe know, it just don't pay to give a hoot I've aliyopewa all my moyo What do I get? The boot I'm through with that I'm flappin' free From here on in I'm lookin' out for me Steal from us again and your scrawny body will be chajio, chakula cha jioni for the jackals! Sure. No problem. Huh? No! No! Abu! No! We're not the ones who need this money. A miracle. Rain on me! dhahabu from the heavens! Don't worry, Abu. I'm not throwing everything. Yes! This is for Jasmine. No! Whoa! Uh oh. Easy, Rajah. wewe know me. Aladdin? OK, Rajah, OK. I'm glad to see you, too. How do I look? wewe look fine. Jasmine! Where were you? I missed you. I had to pick up a few things. This is for you. Oh, Aladdin! It's lovely! "It's lovely." It must have cost a fortune. Oh, no, it was a steal. Father wants wewe to jiunge us for chajio, chakula cha jioni tonight. He's going to make a royal announcement. And he wants me there? It's about you. Am I in trouble? Let's just say... this is a chajio, chakula cha jioni wewe don't want to miss. Jasmine, what's going on? I promised father I wouldn't spoil his surprise. You've made quite an impression, wewe know. So I'm not in trouble? Of course not. wewe defeated Jafar, saved Agrabah and rescued a princess. Aladdin, wewe are a hero. Yeah, I guess so. That's me. Ready for anything! Abu! wewe may want to change before dinner, though.
Seems like only yesterday Jafar was runnin' Agrabah.
And I was his right-hand bird.
But then he had to go and mess things up!
Now I'm stuck on the outside looking in.
I gotta get back into the palace!
Back into power!
Well, my dear Abu...
shall we see what the common folk are doing today?
Let's go!
We have time for a stroll before our audience with the
The mitaani, mtaa panya is living in the palace now?
That does it! All reports are in!
Life is now officially unfair!
Wait! Wait a sekunde here!
This is perfect!
That kid is my ticket back into power.
I'll just get Aladin on my side with a little sympathy act.
Then I'll be back in the palace again...
quicker than wewe can say "Easy Street."
Aladdin! Huh?
Kid... finally... got free...
of... Jafar.
Iago! What are wewe doing here?
Where are you? Getting dark...
Hold me...
Hey, I meant gentle-like!
You're not fooling anyone!
No, wait, I'm serious! I was under Jafar's power!
He mesmerized me with his snake staff!
Just like the sultan.
wewe traitor, you!
wewe look familiar.
It's Aladdin.
Where?! It is? I knew that!
Hurt him a lot!
Hurt him and his monkey and his bird, too!
Treacherous parrot!
Look, I'm not with him!
Monkey, help! They're after me!
wewe won't dance out of this one!
That's it! Now I'm mad!
Mess with this bird, huh?
And I got zaidi where that came from!
My eggs... ruined! Who will pay for them?
Oh, go away.
Guards! Guards!
What is the trouble here?
It is that thief Abis Mal!
After them!
Thanks for your help. wewe saved me.
I did? Right! Oh, yeah!
Of course I saved you! It's my nature.
I'm always rescuing things.
Cats, babies, guys like you, always rescuing.
Hey, what's going on?!
Is this any way to treat your rescuer?!
wewe owe me, pal! I saved your life!
Abu, wait!
He's right. I do owe him.
I'll see that the sultan gives him a fair hearing.
What?! The sultan?!
Don't worry, I'll talk to him. Soften him up a little.
Are wewe kidding? He hates me!
And what about the princess?!
Hmm? No problem.
I just have to make sure that jimmy, hunitumia doesn't see you...
until I've gotten her prepared.
Gotten me prepared for what?
I mean... for the... for the stain...
Abu got on the brand new vest wewe gave him.
I did not!
I don't see a stain.
Well, no problem, then. Off to dinner.
Can't wait for that surprise.
Is something wrong? Huh? Wrong? Oh, come on!
No, no, no, everything's just fine.
wewe aren't hiding anything from me, are you?
Any zaidi secrets?
Of course not!
I almost Lost wewe once that way.
I'll never make that mistake again.
He's big and he's blue and he's back!
wewe came back!
Watch the sunburn!
Aha! Kidding!
Did wewe miss me? Be honest.
Take care of these, my good mammal.
Careful, they're heavy!
Hang on, I got souvenirs for everybody!
She dances!
wewe saw the whole world already?
It's a small world after all
But Agrabah has something...
that no other place in the world has.
wewe guys!
I parachuted down into the Taj Mahal
I Rollerbladed all along the great Great Wall
I even made the famous leaning tower fall
But who was with me through it all?
The Moscow Circus hired me to fly trapeze
On Mount Olympus, won a race with Hercules
It's easy when you're chased kwa killer bees
"Who alisema "Gesundheit" when I sneezed?"
So now I'm home
nyumbani again with you
wewe chase the clouds away
Whenever I am blue
You're always blue.
Land of the pyramids
I highly recommend
There is nothing in the world
Quite like a friend
Slept like a babe in Bombay on a kitanda of nails
Moroccans loved my daring Dance of Seven Veils
Why, single-handedly, I even saved the whales
No one was there to hear my tales
In Acapulco, joined a mariachi band
I rode the raging rapids down the Rio Grande
Flew in an air balloon, but when I tried to land
Nobody laughed au lent a hand
Without you, the amazon is just a trickle
Without you, the Sahara's not so hot
Without you, Niagara Falls is just a leaky faucet
The QE2 is just some yacht
Now that I'm home
nyumbani again, it's clear
All I ever wanted
Seems to be right here
I've traveled east and west
And now I'm back again
And there's nothing in the world
Quite like a friend
There's nothing in the world
Nothing in the whole wide world
There is nothing in the world
Quite like a friend
Nothing in the whole wide world
So, Genie, how does it feel to be free?
Seriously? I upendo it!
OK, maybe my powers aren't what they used to be.
Let's say they're semi-phenomenal...
nearly cosmic, but don't sell me short.
I may be free, but I still have some magic in me.
I can still do this!
Hate to lose face in front of wewe guys.
Give me another chance. Who's first? I can do this!
Genie, we have to go to...
Dinner! We're late!
wewe probably have a romantic chajio, chakula cha jioni for two planned.
wewe don't need a big blue lug gumming up the works.
But, Genie...
Three's a crowd.
wewe kids go on.
Genie, I would be honored if you'd jiunge us for dinner.
wewe would?
Come on, everyone! Get in here!
nyumbani cookin'? Let's go!
Oh, boy!
Not you, Abu. wewe have a job to do, remember?
wewe have to guard Iago!
Giddy-up, slow-poke. What's keepin' ya?
Well, something, but I'll tell wewe later.
That stinking Aladdin.
First chance I get, I'll slice him in half.
That stinking Abis Mal.
First chance we get, let's slice him in half.
Hey, get over here and wash up!
It's bad enough I have to look at you...
without having to smell you.
Come, we do it now. No witnesses.
What is this? So help me, I'll sue whoever runs this well.
A lamp. Well, well, it might be worth...
a few shekels once it's cleaned up.
It will be of little use to you, Abis Mal!
Except to light your way to the Valley of the Dead!
It is bewitched!
I am free!
Free to exact vengeance upon he who has imprisoned me!
It is the curse of the lamp.
All the power in the universe...
and I am bound kwa the rules of the genie!
Meaning I can't kill that upstart Aladdin!
Unless I have someone arrange it for me.
Take me to Agrabah at once!
I suppose I am a bit too much for his limited mind.
I trust you'll find me a little less overwhelming now?
You're... a genie?
wewe are astonishingly perceptive.
If you're a genie, then don't I get wishes?
Yes, three wishes. That is a minor formality.
But, first, I must go to Agrabah.
wewe will take the lamp there for me.
Then... wewe need me.
I'll take wewe to Agrabah...
but, first, I want my wishes.
Why, you...
wewe shall have your wishes.
I shall? I mean, of course I shall!
Oh, I want... I want riches, treasure!
Let's see, I know...
I wish for the legendary sunken treasure ship...
of Coeur du Mer!
Your wish is my command.
Poor sweet baby.
Aren't we enjoying our wish?
Perhaps wewe wish me to return wewe to the desert?
Very well.
That was two wishes. Take your time with the third.
au wewe will wish wewe had never been born.
On the other hand, if wewe cooperate with me...
I will see that wewe are amply rewarded.
First, wewe will help me get revenge...
on a certain mitaani, mtaa panya kwa the name of... Aladdin.
I want revenge on him, too!
He robbed me, turned my men against me...
and he fought dirty!
My brilliant swordsmanship availed me nought!
I hate when I do that.
Let's not be too hasty, my simple-minded friend.
It isn't enough that we simply destroy Aladdin.
After all, there are things so much worse than death.
OK, prepare yourselves for a real culinary treat.
Oh-ho-ho-ho, my!
Most amusing!
Amusing, right.
Excuse me while I pull myself together.
Absolutely delightful!
Now, to business.
Aladdin, wewe have proven to be a man...
of strong moral character.
That is why I've decided to make you...
my new royal vizier.
Me? Really?
Isn't it wonderful?
Wow! Royal vizier!
Aladin would like to thank the Academy...
for this great honor!
wewe want 'em? We got 'em! Royal vizier t-shirts!
All hail Aladdin, the royal vizier!
So, what's a royal vizier?
he will be my most trusted advisor.
Well, that makes sense.
He's bound to be better than that Jafar character.
Quite so!
And Iago... talk about a panya with wings!
That bird was mean!
Sultan want a cracker? Remember that?
I can still taste them! The traitor!
Yes, sir! wewe don't see this guy...
hanging out with any evil parrots!
It's funny wewe should mention Iago.
Oh, monkey!
Come on! Monkey, little birdie want to talk to monkey.
Have nice banana.
Birdie get monkey a pretty banana...
if monkey open cage. Yum yum!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on! I've got a wife and three eggs!
Imagine them hatching, never knowing their daddy!
Come on, open the cage!
Open it! Open it! Open it!
Yeah, that's zaidi like it.
Close the cage! Close it! Close it! Close it!
Your monkey's trying to kill me!
I saved your life! It's payback time, Aladdin!
Rajah! wewe know better...
than to tear around the palace like that!
Help! Hey!
So, Aladdin...
why did wewe bring up that deceitful parrot?
Sultan, I have to tell wewe something about Iago.
He's here.
Iago! Guards!
No, wait!
Get that bird!
Yes, Your Highness. It would be my pleasure.
No, Sultan! No!
songesha out of my way, boy!
wewe don't understand! Just listen!
I have a...
Your Highness!
I trust he has a fitting explanation...
for this... this scandal?
He had better.
Your Highness, I think Iago was...
Yeah, yeah! He was under Jafar's spell.
Remember the snake staff?
Iago was only... Look, I just...
Iago's not all that bad.
At least I don't think so anyway.
Shoulda stuck with the snake staff defense.
"Not all bad?"
He only served my greatest enemy, that's all!
We can't allow that traitorous bird to run free!
Then I'll watch him!
wewe Highness, I meant, with your permission...
I'd like to take full responsibility for Iago.
wewe would?!
Your priorities seem questionable to me...
but so be it.
Aladdin, wewe will watch Iago every moment.
And if the bird makes one wrong move...
wewe shall be the one I pluck, boy.
That could've gone worse.
Oh, Jasmine, I thought I was sunk.
Not good!
wewe were hiding Iago all along, weren't you?!
I think it just got worse.
Well, yes, but...
How could you? zaidi secrets? zaidi lies?
Aladdin, I thought wewe had changed.
Jasmine, wait! Back in the marketplace...
Iago... he... he saved my life.
Some grand vizier I'm gonna make.
Everybody's mad at me.
Hey, Jasmine's just a little steamed.
She'll cool down. Care for a cup?
This isn't cheering wewe up, is it?
I don't get it, Genie.
I try to do something good and it blows up in my face!
That's the problem with doing the right thing.
Sometimes wewe do it kwa yourself.
That kid saved my life.
Nobody's ever looked out for me before.
Now, it's like I owe him.
Just let your conscience be your guide.
Conscience? Never had one. Never.
What are wewe trying to do, give me a moyo attack?
A-ha! wewe do have a heart!
An itty-bitty one, but it is there.
Can wewe quit with the hocus pocus already?
Look at him.
Would it kill wewe to do something nice for him?
"Possibly. I don't do "nice."
Oh, come on! ItÆll be fun!
I don't do fun, either!
We have to get Al and the princess back together!
Look, I definitely don't do mushy stuff!
It's not me!
I know, but it's going to be tricky.
Tricky is good.
Tricky I can do.
Come on, Princess!
Don't waste your tears on him.
You! wewe get out of here!
Hey, don't take it out on me! He's the creep.
I never should have saved his life.
Saved his life?
Yeah. He owed me one.
That's why he stood up for me.
But he didn't have to lie to me.
wewe are so right.
Forget about that guy
Forget about the way wewe fell into his eyes
Forget about his charms
Forget about the way he held wewe in his arms
Walking on air's obnoxious
The thrills, the chills
Will make wewe nauseous
And you'll never get enough
Just forget about love
She's buying it! Now make with the magic!
Forget about romance
Forget about the way your moyo begins to dance
Then wewe feel the blush
When he's spouting out some sentimental mush
upendo really is revolting
It's even worse than when you're molting
Enough of this fluff
Just forget about love
I had almost forgotten the way it felt
When he held out his hand for mine
My moyo all a-flutter
Oh, how I shudder
The first time we kissed
It won't be missed
Forget about his touch
I can't forget about his touch
In the scheme of things it doesn't matter much
It matters so much
You're better on your own
A meal becomes a banquet when wewe eat alone
Love's filled with compromises
And don't wewe hate those big surprises
A cozy rendezvous
Oh, please
Candlelight for two
Oh, jeez
Look, you're calling my bluff
I can't forget about upendo
Just forget about love
Jasmine, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have kept Iago a secret. Please...
Aladdin, wewe don't have to...
I can't forget about my heart
And how it felt to fall for wewe right from the start
I'm still falling
Whatever we may do
wewe are here for me and I'll be there for you
I'll be there
To wish, to want, to wander
To find the sun through rain and thunder
A cozy rendezvous
Yes, please
Candlelight for two
Oh, jeez
Enough is enough
We can't forget about love
We did it! We're in!
It's about time. It was getting hot.
How very like Iago.
He's Lost no time endearing himself to those in power.
Which fits in perfectly with my plan.
I'm sorry, Jasmine.
Ahh, love.
Don't mind us.
Yeah, well, this is kind of a special moment.
Right. Got it. Say no more.
Enough said. Roger. Over and out.
Today's special moments are tomorrow's memories.
Looking great, Jas. zaidi emotion, Al.
Tilt your chin a bit.
What does he have to do...
to make it clear to wewe lunkheads?!
The show's over. They want to be alone!
Break it up!
Are wewe sure about him?
songesha it, primate! Shoo! Go on!
That takes care of the karanga gallery.
If wewe need me...
I'll be lazing about in the lap of luxury.
I'm sure about this.
Ohh, yeah!
Being one of the good guys has its advantages.
Advisor to Aladdin...
the new grand vizier.
And when Aladin becomes sultan...
that will make me the grand vizier.
Only I'm not gonna blow it like that idiot Jafar.
I'll never have to stand in his shadow again.
A funny thing happened. wewe see, this guy took the lamp.
wewe probably thought it was me...
'cause it sounded a lot like me...
but a lot of people sound like me.
Anyway, he took the lamp and...
Calm yourself, Iago.
I haven't come for revenge against you.
So that's good to hear.
I got it! I could wish for...
the famed treasure chest of King Malakhan!
I am dreadfully sorry.
I thought that was your wish.
Are wewe quite all right?
No, I am not quite...
Wonderful. Good to see all is well.
Abis Mal here is my new friend...
and I couldn't help noticing...
that you've made some new friends, too.
Like... Aladdin.
Friend? Friend is such a strong word.
He's zaidi like an acquaintance.
I'm arranging a little surprise for Aladdin...
and your job is to lead him to the party.
wewe know, I don't think I'm the guy for this job.
wewe know, wewe should talk to... the monkey!
Yeah! The monkey's really got Aladdin's ear!
No, Iago... you!
wewe know, Aladdin... AI...
here's an idea.
I was just thinking...
Focus... focus.
Focus... focus...
focus... focus...
Aiming... and...
Sorry, little feathered friend.
I'll get that out.
It's stuck good.
Cueball-ectomy! Nurse!
Abu! Iago here's our friend now.
We can trust him. Now, let's get that ball...
out of his beak. What do wewe say?
Brilliant, Nurse Heimlich!
Thanks... Bobo.
It's Abu.
That's the spirit! We're all one big family now!
Yeah, sure. Family.
Oh, brother.
Yeah, well, I gotta find Al.
Your shot.
Pool's a man's game...
so being a rug, you'll be at a disadvan...
Pool's a dumb game anyway.
I can't explain it, Jasmine. I think we can trust Iago.
Well... then I guess I can give him a chance.
L... I was just thinking.
Maybe it's time wewe patched things up with the sultan.
He might enjoy... a nice scenic carpet ride?
That's a good idea.
And I'll bring Genie.
He was a big hit with the sultan.
No, no, no!
I mean, Genie's... he's too flashy!
He's too loud! You'll never get a word in.
Good point, Iago.
wewe need some quiet time with Father.
Let him get to know you.
Yeah! And I...
I can take wewe to the perfect spot.
Come on, let's get Father.
Just a minute.
Iago? This isn't easy for me to say...
but I was wrong about you.
Wait a second!
Yes, Iago?
I'll be along in a minute.
Give them a chance, Father.
Oh, I'll try, dearest.
After you, Your Highness.
All right, Carpet, let's go!
Have a good time!
Hey, hey! Clear the way!
Make room for the picnic boys!
They already left, Genie.
Without us?!
Without us?
No problem! I'll catch up in a flash!
Wait! Without me, too!
Aladin needs some time alone with Father to patch things
wewe know what this means, monkey boy?
zaidi chakula for us!
Oh, boy!
I'm sorry. Did wewe want some?
I'm... not hungry just now.
wewe two go ahead.
Come on, my boy!
onyesha me what this thing can really do!
That's the spot!
On juu of the waterfall!
I'm losing my feathers here!
You're lucky wewe haven't Lost zaidi than that!
Oh, what fun!
Iago, I have to hand it to you.
This is a nice place.
It doesn't get any better than this, eh, Shaggy?
How about a nice drumstick?
This could use some secret herbs and spices.
Things could get ugly!
Sorry to spoil your picnic, boys...
but I can't have any genies mucking about...
ruining my plans.
Don't worry, Abu.
He's a genie, and genies can't kill anyone.
But you'd be surprised what wewe can live through.
wewe always were good for a laugh.
Oh, yeah?!
Who's laughing now?
Why, I believe it's me.
I must admit
Your parlor tricks are amusing
I bet you've got a bunny under your hat
Now, here's your chance to get the best of me
Hope your hand is hot
Come on, clown, let's see what you've got
wewe can try to slam me with your hardest stuff
But your double whammy isn't up to snuff
I'll set the record straight
You're simply out of date, you're only sekunde rate
wewe think your cat's a meanie
But your tiger's tame
You've got a lot to learn about the genie game
So for your education, I'll reiterate
You're only sekunde rate
Men cower at the power in my pinky
My thumb is number one on every list
But if you're not convinced that I'm invincible
Put me to the test
I'd upendo to lay this rivalry to rest
Go ahead and zap me with the big surprise
Slap me in a trap, cut me down to size
I'll make a great escape, it's just a piece of cake
You're only sekunde rate
wewe know, your hocus-pocus isn't tough enough
And your mumbo-jumbo doesn't measure up
Let me pontificate upon your sorry state
You're only sekunde rate
Granny's gonna grab ya
This thing's bigger than the both of us
So spare me your tremendous scare
wewe look horrendous in your underwear
And I can hardly wait to discombobulate
I'll send ya back and packing in a shipping crate
You'll make a better living with a spinning plate
You're only sekunde rate
Hello? Hello?
That was invigorating!
Come, Abis Mal...
we have other lives to ruin.
Look, I'm sorry for not telling wewe about Iago.
I guess I saw some good in him...
just like wewe saw some good in a mitaani, mtaa rat.
The good I saw in a...
Well, oh, yes, l... I suppose.
Well said, my boy!
Oh, you'll be a fine vizier!
This was a great idea, Iago. Thanks.
Oh, don't thank me. Really.
Abis Mal?!
wewe traitor!
Traitor is such a strong word.
Aladdin! Help!
I'll settle with wewe later.
Come on, Carpet!
Look, they're trapped on the cliff!
When they stop, we'll... What?
Abis Mal knows magic?
What? Get him! Get the sultan!
Hang on, Sultan! This is where we lose them.
Sultan! We have to go back, Carpet!
What are wewe doing?!
Are wewe nuts?! wewe saved him!
He was this close...
to being a greasy little smear on the rocks!
Look, wewe little... I mean, my dear Abis Mal...
if wewe remember the plan...
it is not yet time for the boy to meet his end.
I knew that.
Soon, our revenge will be complete...
and wewe shall have your third wish.
Ooh, my little wishy!
And you, Iago!
wewe have done well.
Please, don't mention it.
Jafar, wewe fiend!
I should have known that this was your treachery!
But I couldn't have done it without Iago.
I played a minor role, really.
Jafar! This rug won't cooperate!
When Aladin returns...
I think we have ample time to prepare for his arrival.
Hey! That was a nice hat. I could have worn that hat!
We need this for our plan.
Couldn't we use another hat for the plan?
Oh, no. The sultan's turban and this dagger...
are exactly what we need...
to muhuri Aladdin's doom.
Razoul! The sultan's been...
Seize him! You're under arrest...
for the murder of the sultan!
What?! No!
And then wewe went over the waterfall, eh?
How did wewe survive?
I... I don't know.
How very convenient.
It's the truth! Why won't wewe believe me?
Because we know you're lying!
I found this in your room.
My father's turban... slashed!
wewe can't think...
I thought wewe loved me!
But now I see that all wewe wanted to do...
was rule Agrabah!
I never wanted...
He shall die at dawn for the murder of my father.
Jasmine, please!
You're in my hands now, mitaani, mtaa rat!
wewe should have seen the look on Aladdin's face...
when Princess jimmy, hunitumia sentenced him to death.
Oh, yes! And then I get my wish.
Yes, and then wewe get your wish.
Iago! I swear one siku wewe will pay for this!
I really think you're making too big a deal out of this.
Such spirit!
Perhaps after a few days in chains...
you'll be zaidi kindly disposed toward me.
Especially if wewe want your father to remain healthy!
Ah, Iago...
wewe betrayed me and allied yourself with my enemies.
Then wewe turned on them...
as soon as it was in your best interests.
That's what I upendo about you.
You're so perfectly predictable.
A villain through and through.
Thank you. Thank you.
I'll tell your boyfriend good-bye for you, Princess.
When I get hold of you, Jafar...
I'm so worried.
How could wewe double-cross Aladdin...
after all he's done for you!
Hey, do I insult your mother?
What are wewe doing now?
Oh, what does it look like I'm doing?
I'm trying to free the chump genie...
so he can save your chump boyfriend!
wewe have to lift it higher!
Sure. No problem.
I knew wewe wouldn't go through with this.
I just wanted to say good-bye, mitaani, mtaa rat.
Jafar! It's Jafar...
Thanks for saving me!
Oh, come on, Al. wewe know I had to.
That no-head look is just not you.
For my inayofuata trick, bibbidy bobbidy boo!
Oh-ho, and everybody's salama and sound.
Good to see you, too, Abu!
There's somebody else who wants to talk to you.
wewe set me up! How could wewe onyesha your face?
You're nothing but a...
Aladdin, Iago rescued us.
He didn't have to, but he did.
Rescued? Him?
"Please note... "Did not have to, but did."
Now we should be fleeing for our lives...
if wewe don't mind!
No! We have to stop Jafar!
But how? He's so powerful!
His lamp.
wewe destroy Jafar's lamp, wewe destroy Jafar.
Then that's what we'll do!
Reality check.
Jafar is large and in charge.
Yes. There's no telling what Jafar will do to Agrabah.
We have a responsibility!
Maybe wewe do, but I don't!
I'm only responsible for me, myself, and nobody!
I understand Iago. You've done enough.
And thanks!
Hey, I did my good deed!
I don't owe wewe a thing! wewe hear me!
Not a thing.
Now that my revenge is complete...
there is one little matter left to resolve.
Yes! The wish!
wewe will now wish me free of this wretched lamp!
No! My wish!
wewe got what wewe wanted! Now it's my turn!
But wewe don't need to waste your third wish.
wewe want the sunken treasure of Coeur du Mer?
It's yours!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes! I upendo it! I upendo it!
Silver! Lots and lots of it!
Oh, I'm so excited!
So this means I could have zaidi stuff?
I always wanted one of those!
Nice! More! More!
Oh, dear!
Now, if it's obscenely excessive enough...
perhaps you'd care to grant my freedom.
Huh? What? Oh, yeah, right.
Wish wewe were free. Sure thing, yeah.
I wish for Jafar to be...
Wait... how do I know that these things...
won't disappear once I set wewe free?
The zaidi pressing swali is...
how will wewe stay alive if wewe don't?!
But wewe alisema genies can't kill!
wewe alisema that!
You'd be surprised what wewe can live through.
Huh? Hey!
I'll take that!
My lamp! Gimme!
The mitaani, mtaa rat? Still alive? No!
Thanks, Genie!
Where's the lamp?
Not so fast!
Give it up, Jafar!
We're obviously too much for wewe to handle!
You! You're a fool to challenge me!
I am all-powerful!
Some all-powerful.
wewe can't even get rid of a lowly mitaani, mtaa rat.
A problem I mean to rectify right now!
Go, All!
Faster, Carpet!
Carpet, no!
Genie, wake up!
Wake up!
Give it up, boy!
wewe shall never have my lamp...
and there is no one to save wewe this time.
Hey, Jafar! Shut up!
Good help is so hard to find these days.
Isn't it, Aladdin?
My lamp!
Oh, boy!
But I thought a genie couldn't kill anyone.
You'd be surprised what wewe can live through.
All right!
Oh, boy!
Oh, Iago!
He's alive!
And so the bird lived happily ever after...
wallowing in luxury as Aladdin's palace pal.
Now, my dear boy...
au should I say, my new vizier?
Oh, say it!
Sultan, I'm very honored, but...
But?! What but?
"But" is such a strong word!"
Why, I oughta...
I can't be your vizier.
What?! Sultan, the boy's talking crazy talk!
Don't listen!
What zaidi do wewe want?
The world.
Look, personally, I'm with you, kid...
but let's take it one step at a time.
I mean... I want to see the world.
I can't just stay in the palace.
There's too much to do, too much to see.
Hey, what about your girlfriend?
Do wewe think that this lovely princess...
is just going to wait around here?
I most certainly will not!
There, wewe see?
I'm going to see the world, too.
OK, that's it! The madness is spreading!
Crazy talk!
Why do I keep getting hooked up with these warped people?
Shouldn't somebody ask what the brave parrot, kasuku wants to do?

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