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posted by mountaindewman
Number 11 :Ant farm

I hate this onyesha with a passion . One thing i like is the interesting premise but everything else is trash . Chyna is fucking 11 at the start of the series yet she gets into high school . Where the fuck can i find that school. Chyna is annoying as hell who not to mention is favored at home.Olive is a douche who calls herself a good friend . Fletcher is stupid as hell . Lexi is a just plain stereotype WHO THINKS SHE IS TALENTED ! Cameron is the { sigh } " Dumbass older brother " witch i really fucking despise . ujumla, jumla it is harmless for kids but for adults { YAWN}

Number 10 : Good luck charlie

wewe might think this onyesha revolves around someone called charlie . wewe would be incorrect . Charlie is a baby turned preschooler
who makes a small 5 sekunde cameo at the end of each episode . Even episodes that revolve around her she gets like 6 dakika of screen time . Teddy is a teen who makes video diary for charlie when she grows up she is also a annoying know it all who throws tantrums when ever she doesn't get her way and ends up getting it . PJ is the worst he is the ...... { small breaths grunts and sighs } " Dumbass older brother " Witch i really fucking depise . Gabe is okay but a real negative influence also he went from " Typical trouble making prankster" to " older zaidi mature insulting douchebag" . They all get this from Amy the spotlight stealing whiny bitchy vain rude selfish mother who belittles everyone and BOB the " dumbass dad" cliche . Surprisingly this isn't the worst


Number 9 ; Shake it up
hujambo a onyesha that has dancing not imba maybe it will be good right? WRONG ! the dancing is atrocious . The humor is pretty painful . Rocky the main character is a Petty bitch, kahaba who bashes her best friend cece who BTW is fucking dumb as hell. It is A cliche and i just hate it .

Number 8 ; Liv and Maddie
wewe know i have nothing against family shows but please DO IT CORRECTLY! . The humor is pretty god awful . I Have never seen this many cliches in one onyesha ! . Maddie is the " tough tomboy "cliche who thinks she is cool when in reality is just annoying .Liv is the " Girly singer who loves rainbows and sparkly shoes!" cliche who i wanna slap . Parker is the " Prankster " cliche who i want to stab . Joey is the " Nerd" who thinks will be able to catch the ladies . The parents are dicks and i just hate it.

Number 7; I Didn't do it

This onyesha uses the " flashback " routine in the beginning of each episode and it's all downhill from there . Lindy is the main protagonist who well has a one upping problem . Im not joking there is a episode about it .swear to god im not kidding . Anyway she is a bitch, kahaba who is a know it all nag . Logan is Dumb and Stupid brother but not older because he is a twin with her . Garret is a OCD freak who is often ridiculed kwa his " friends" due to this . jimmy, hunitumia is a exact copy of Liv { not Maddie } . Delia is a pathetic attempt at a weirdo . The humor is fucking dumb . and the characters are awful to each other .

Number 6 :Gravity Falls

How the hell do people enjoy this crappy excuse of a onyesha . Everyone is a dick. The humor sucks . The romance between Dipper and Wendy is predictable . Mabel im just gonna say { Don't be offended} has ADHD . It is obvious . Dipper is annoying i want to just shoot him . Stan is a prick . Soos is fucking brain dead . The plot is fucking stupid . and i want to save my anger so moving on.

Number 5 ; Phineas and Ferb

wewe know what this onyesha does ? it just uses the same fucking plot over and over AND OVER AND OVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . How bland and stupid can shit get that the dumbass writers can't even get new ideas they have to reuse the same summary the fucking " evil fights platypus " is dumb no just no.

Number 4 ;Fish Hooks

What samaki are these ?they just scream out of nowhere and make faces. The uhuishaji looks like someone took a piss on the storyboard. The plot is dumb . The samaki are stupid . And the writers had to be high when creating this onyesha is a abomination and extremely horrendous .

Number 3 ; Austin and Ally

I'm gonna be honest right here i .... Hate this onyesha those awali shows were just disliked but i HATE this thing ...... let......it......out... Okay well for starters the concept is one of the fucking dumbest ideas for a onyesha ever so when somebody breaks a law and plagiarizes your shit wewe become there slave ! . WHAT A GREAT GODDAMN MESSAGE FOR YOUR 6 mwaka OLD ! OH AND BTW THE HUMOR IS FUCKING DUMB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AUSTIN IS A WHINY LITTLE CUNT WHO PLAGIARIZES AND CAN'T SING au DANCE IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT! ALLY IS BLAND AND HAS NO PERSONALTY AT ALL TRISH IS A SLUT WHO CAN'T KEEP A JOB FOR zaidi THAN 2 DAYS AND IS SELFISH VAIN AND JUST FUCKING ANNOYING DEZ I WANT TO JUST MURDER HE IS UNFUNNY BLAND STUPID DUMB AND ANNOYING WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN THIS!?
Number 2 ; Jessie
NOW THIS IS JUST A BLATANT PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO COPY OFF THE NANNY WITCH IS A GREAT onyesha ! I HATE JESSIE WHO THE FUCK LETS THERE KID RUN OUT AND TALK TO PEOPLE JESSIE COULD HAVE BEEN A RAPIST THE CONCEPT SUCKS DICK JESSIE IS BLAND AND I HATE HER WITH A PASSION LUKE IS A LITTLE PERVERT WHO IS INTERESTED IN RAPE A RUNNING GAG IS HE CAN'T TAKE A BATH -_- ....... WHAT!!!!!??? EMMMA IS LIV { NOT MADDIE !} AND jimmy, hunitumia COMBINED WITH NO CHARACTER AT ALL !!!!SHE THINKS SHE UNDERSTANDS FASHION SHE WEARS THE UGLIESTS EVER
RAVI IS INDIAN STEREOTYPE PERIOD AND ZURI IS SELFISH VAIN A BLACK STEREOTYPE
AND UNFUNNY EVERYONE IS STUPID AND HATE EACH OTHER . THERE COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE WORSE THAN THIS PIECE OF SHIT .

Number 1 : Dog with a blog

THIS IS THE WORST MOST PATHETIC UNFUNNY CLICHED BORING BLAND DUMB STUPID FUCKING IRRITATING ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT THAT ANYBODY COULD EVER MAKE ! STAN IS A DOG THAT TALKS BEEN THERE DONE THAT ! WHO MAKES " JOKES " HE IS " ZANY" ZANY !? ZANY !!!!!!???
NO NO NOT ZANY STUPID DUMB BUT NEVER CALL THIS CUNTY CANINE ZANY !!! AVERY IS THE " NAGGING MIDDLE CHILD " CLICHE THAT THE MENTALLY INCAPACITATED WRITERS ASSUME IS FUNNY MY GOD SHE IS A bitch, kahaba ACTAULLY SHE IS THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE onyesha DUE TO HER POINTING OUT THE FLAWS IN HER FAMILY BUT AS IF THAT MAKES UP FOR HER FLAWS !! BENNETT IS THE COOL DAD ! BUT IS A PSYCHIATRIST CHECK OUT YOUR KIDS YOUR SELF YOUR WIFE AND THE WRITERS AND ANY ONE WHO LIKES THIS PIECE OF CRAP HE HAS NO PERSONALITY !!! HIS WIVES CATCHPHRASE IS "HA! GOOD ONE ELLEN !" NO ! BAD ONE ELLEN ! FUCKING DUMB ONE ELLEN ! STUPID ONE ELLEN ! SHE IS UGLY FAT AND STUPID YET SHE HYPOCRITICALLY POINTS OUT BENNETT'S FLAWS ! CHLOE IS CLICHE THE REAL LIVE VERSION SHE IS DUMB AND HER ACTOR CAN'T ACT FOR SHIT! AND ....... tyler he is...................... THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT EVER IN HISTORY !!! HE IS THE FUCKING " DUMBASS OLDER BROTHER" CLICHE WITCH I REALLY FUCKING DESPISE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SENDING A OFFER TO Disney CHANNEL TO PRODUCE A EPISODE STARRING ME ! AND I TAKE A GUN SHOOT TYLER STAB HIM RIP OPEN HIS CHEST GRAB HIS ORGANS BITE THEM PISS ON HIS BODY SHIT ON IT VOMIT ON IT THAN BURN IT THEN I WOULD PAY THOSE GUYS TO PLAY THAT EPISODE FOR 24 HOURS STRAIGHT !!! TYLER ISN'T STUPID au DUMB HE IS MENTALLY RETARD WITH A IQ OF BELOW 0
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THIS IS THE BEST SONG EVER. ITS FROM THE LITTLE MERMAID AND I upendo IT. HOPE U WILL ALSO LIKE IT!!!



Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't wewe think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't wewe think I'm the girl
The girl who has everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here wewe think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos a-plenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs?
I've got twenty!
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more

I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see, wanna see them dancin'
Walking around on those -...
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 Peter Pan 1 and 2 (1953-2002)
Peter Pan 1 and 2 (1953-2002)
Disney’s magical classic that taught us to believe “We can fly!” has Enchanted generations with its spectacular story, memorable muziki and beloved characters including Peter Pan, the feisty Tinker kengele and infamous Captain Hook. Now wewe can experience the Peter Pan, its sequel Peter Pan 2: Return to Neverland. Bursting with fantasy, adventure and pixie dust and more! Karatelover likes Return to Neverland and she hates Peter Pan. But that's ok because that's her opinion. In my opinion, Peter Pan 1 and 2 are boring and worse.
Chapter 27- Tramp’s Troubled Past

    Tramp looked down at the dirt. He smiled nervously at Lady, who gave him an insistent look. Pongo and Perdita stood there, waiting for him to speak. The mtoto wa mbwa meanwhile, crouched under the couch, and gave him suspicious looks.
    “Okay, okay,” Tramp conceded at last. “I’ll talk. Look, I…I’m sorry I lied to you!”
    “No you’re not!” Scamp shouted. “You’d stop if wewe were.”
    “Hey, just listen to me,” Tramp told Scamp. He then looked sadly at...
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Chapter 23- Do Not Enter

    Breathing heavily and filled with triumph, Scamp, Angel, and Patch happily ran away from Cruella’s nightmare manor. The house got smaller and smaller as they ran away from it. They completely Lost Cruella and their parents, and they were all very happy about it.
    “Hahaha!” Scamp declared excitedly. “We’re free! Did wewe see that look on my mom’s face?”
    “Yeah, I know,” Angel laughed. “I’m happy that we’re rid of them.”
    “And Cruella’s probably going...
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Chapter 26—Nightmare Ride

    Cruella honked her horn and screamed, “Jasper, Horace! I found them!”
    Jasper and Horace’s truck followed Cruella, and Cruella got out her gun and aimed it at the shina just as Angel and Peg settled themselves inside in the back of the trunk. She barely missed, hitting underneath the car instead.
    “Get in quickly,” Pongo told them. “We have to shut the trunk.”
    “There’s a button here,” Lady exclaimed with surprise, indicating to a button inayofuata to her.
    “Come...
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