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Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and alisema "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"

Tarrant alisema "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."

Alice alisema "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Tarrant alisema "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."

Alice alisema "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."

Tarrant alisema "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."

Alice alisema "What?"

Tarrant alisema "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."

Alice alisema "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."

Tarrant alisema "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."

Alice alisema "That's not a very good sale."

Tarrant alisema "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue swimsuit to Alice. Tarrant alisema "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."

Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant alisema "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."

Alice alisema "I got on this pink floating hat."

Tarrant alisema "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."

Alice alisema "Yes sir."

The Dormouse alisema "The white rabbit is drowning."

Tarrant alisema "Rabbit please stop drowning."

The white rabbit alisema "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.

Alice was in the pool. She alisema "The hat is floating."

Tarrant did a victory dance. He alisema "That's wonderful."

Alice alisema "Is there anything else that I should do?"

Tarrant alisema "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."

Alice alisema "Um okay."

Tarrant alisema "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on juu of each other."

Alice alisema "How cool."

Tarrant alisema "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 zaidi hats on Alice's head. Tarrant alisema "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.

Alice alisema "Oh no."

Tarrant alisema "Where's the lifeguard?"

The Dormouse alisema "You're the lifeguard."

Tarrant alisema "Really? This isn't good."

The March sungura, hare alisema "You better get her out of the pool."

Tarrant alisema "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."

Tarrant jumped into the pool. He alisema "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He alisema "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."

Alice alisema "Tarrant wewe saved a couple of hats, not me."

Tarrant alisema "Oh. I'll try again."

Alice alisema "I'm here. Please save me."

Tarrant pulled and alisema "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."

Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.

Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant alisema "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue swimsuit got ripped apart." Alice's swimsuit was destroyed. Alice was bare so she ran to the changing room. Tarrant alisema "Where is Alice?"

Bare Alice used her arms to cover herself up. However she accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat alisema "Wrong room."

Alice alisema "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.

A few dakika later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant alisema "I'm sorry that wewe almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."

Alice alisema "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."

Tarrant alisema "And wewe are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. kwa the way do wewe feel alright? Do wewe need CPR?"

Alice alisema "No."

Tarrant alisema "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."

Alice alisema "How were wewe allowed to be a lifeguard?"

Tarrant alisema "I pretended to know what I was talking about."