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Dr. Facilier: [appearing to read Prince Naveen's palm] Were I a betting man - and I'm not, I stay away from games of chance - I'd wager I'm in the company of visiting royalty.
Prince Naveen: [Amazed] Lawrence, Lawrence! This remarkable gentleman has just read my palm!
Lawrence: [Noticing the morning newspaper, which had a cover story about Naveen's visit, sticking out of Dr. Facilier's pocket] au this morning's newspaper.

Dr. Facilier: A tip of the hat from Dr. Facilier.
[hands Naveen his card]
Dr. Facilier: How y'all doin'?

[to his voodoo "Friends", which resemble masks]
Dr. Facilier: Friends,...
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posted by Pyjamarama
[after falling into the alligator pit]
Yzma: Why do we even *have* that lever?

Yzma: Are wewe talking to that squirrel?
Kronk: I was a junior chipmunk, uh, and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures.
[to squirrel]
Kronk: Please continue.
[squirrel talks to Kronk]
Yzma: [walking away] Why me? Why me? Why me? Why...?
Kronk: Hey, it doesn't always have to be about you. This poor little guy's had it rough. Seems a talking llama gave him a hard time the other day.
[Yzma rushes over to them]
Yzma: Oh, a talking llama? Do tell.
[squirrel whispers to Kronk]
Kronk: Uh, he doesn't really wanna...
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posted by Pyjamarama
 Best Voiceover Ever!
Best Voiceover Ever!
As wewe know, John Sachs is my favourite classic voiceover and he narrated all the Walt Disney nyumbani Video previews. John Sachs (born 1957) is a British televisheni presenter, voiceover and commentator known for his narration on the original series of Gladiators and as a long time DJ on London's 95.8 CapitalFM.

Sachs has been involved in the entertainment industry for the past 25 years. He has been a radio and televisheni broadcaster for 17 years with 12 of those years spent on Capital FM, where he won numerous awards, namely Variety Club ILR Presenter of the years and Silver at the World Radio...
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 Witch
Witch
The villain does his best to give his worst, and Walt Disney uhuishaji Studios are no exception. Good cannot triumph without evil. In 51 Disney classics, they have brought to life some rogues who will go down in history. On the following pages, we pay tribute to some famous characters who did not win, however hard they tried.

1. Witch-Walt Disney's most famous and terrifying witch made her debut in "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" in 1937, the academy award winning story about the Queen who turns into a witch and offers her stepdaughter a poisoned apple because she is jealous of her youth...
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posted by Pyjamarama
Sultan: Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course! I'm delighted to meet you.
[he shakes Aladdin's hand]
Sultan: This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too.
Jafar: [*very* dryly] Ecstatic.

[Iago is powering a mystic device kwa foot power]
Iago: With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a *real* storm?
Jafar: Save your breath, Iago. Faster!
[he inserts the Sultan's ring into the juu of the hourglass]
Iago: Yes, O Mighty Evil One!
[he pedals the device faster]

Jafar: How many times do I have to kill you, boy?

Genie: [turns into a cheerleader] Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake!...
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 Here's some Disneyness. Yes, that's a word.
Here's some Disneyness. Yes, that's a word.
I, for one, absolutely adore Disney. My favourite film is a Disney film. My favourite character is a Disney character. My fanart is always Disney fanart. There is not a part of my house that is free from obsession. So I decided to sit down, think it out and finally stress over putting them all in an order - my juu 10 favourite Disney movies. This is going to take some definite kicking and screaming, but whatever.
Yes, I swear. Deal with it, because I'm not going to stop doing it. I don't care if wewe think it's "wrong" and "limits vocabulary" because that's the biggest piece of fucking bullshit...
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9.TRUE upendo KISS : fron Enchanted When wewe meet the someone who was meant for you
Before two can become one there's something wewe must do

[Rabbit:] Do wewe pull each other's tails?
[Bird:] Do wewe feed each other seeds?

[Giselle:] No, there is something sweeter everybody needs

I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss
And a prince I'm hoping comes with this
That's what brings everaftering so happy

And that's the reason we need lips so much
For lips are the only things that touch
So to spend a life of endless bliss
Just find who wewe upendo through true love's kiss

[Animals:] She's been dreaming of a true love's...
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posted by Pyjamarama
Church Chorus:
Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti (I confess to God almighty)
Beatae Mariae semper Virgini (To blessed Mary ever Virgin)
Beato Michaeli archangelo (To the blessed archangel Michael)
Sanctis apostolis omnibus sanctis (To the holy apostles, to all the saints)

Frollo:
Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud
(Et tibit Pater (And to you, Father))
Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd
(Quia peccavi nimis (That I have sinned))
Then tell me, Maria
Why I see her dancing there
Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul
(Cogitatione...
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posted by disneyworld007
*All Credit to Melinz on Sporcle. Link- link

Snow White; It's okay to shack up with 7 men in a secluded forrest while your boyfriend is out trying to find you
Cinderella; Just let your evil stepsisters and stepmother order wewe around. You'll end up happy.
Wendy;Taking 'pixie dust' from a boy in green tights in order to fly is always a good idea.
Aurora;Find your true upendo kwa falling asleep and waiting for him to find and kiss you.
Ariel;Modifying your body and moving away from your family to marry a sailor at age 16 is completely acceptable.
Belle; Don't just use your household appliances, talk to...
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 The Best Of The Worst
The Best Of The Worst
I'm sure some people will disagree with my article, but um... oh well. This orodha isn't based on which ones are my inayopendelewa villains. It's based on who is the most wicked out of all of them. For example even though my two vipendwa are Cruella and Ursula they won't be listed as number one and number two, because I think there are some that are a lot meaner. And there are some like Scar that aren't big vipendwa of mine, but that doesn't mean I don't think they're good at being bad. And well... wewe get the idea.
 Captain Hook:is obessed with getting back at Peter Pan for cutting off his hand.
Captain Hook:is obessed with getting back at Peter Pan for cutting off his hand.
 Lady Tremaine (Evil Stepmother): forces her stepdaughter to be a servent, out fear that she might have a better life than her daughters.
Lady Tremaine (Evil Stepmother): forces her stepdaughter to be a servent, out fear that she might have a better life than her daughters.
 Cruella DeVil: wants to kill mtoto wa mbwa so she could have a coat.
Cruella DeVil: wants to kill puppies so she could have a coat.
 Jafar: tricks a boy into going into a dangerous cave, and later tries to kill him.
Jafar: tricks a boy into going into a dangerous cave, and later tries to kill him.
 Maleficent: tries to kill an innicent child just because she wasn't invited to a party.
Maleficent: tries to kill an innicent child just because she wasn't invited to a party.
 Ursula: uses a girl in an attempt to become Queen of the sea, and later tries to kill her.
Ursula: uses a girl in an attempt to become queen of the sea, and later tries to kill her.
 Hades: turns his nephew mortal and tries to kill him, so that he can be "head god".
Hades: turns his nephew mortal and tries to kill him, so that he can be "head god".
 Scar: murders his brother and tries kill his nephew to become king
Scar: murders his brother and tries kill his nephew to become king
 The Evil Queen: tries to murder a girl just so she can be "the fairest in the land".
The Evil Queen: tries to murder a girl just so she can be "the fairest in the land".
 Judge Claude Frollo: tries to kill a whole race of people, and wants to do some very improper things to a young woman. Not to mention he thinks he's a holy man.
Judge Claude Frollo: tries to kill a whole race of people, and wants to do some very improper things to a young woman. Not to mention he thinks he's a holy man.
posted by Mongoose09
 The Disney songs we all know and love.
The Disney songs we all know and love.
My juu 50 Disney Songs



This is the sekunde part to my juu 100 Disney songs, but instead of calling it part 2 I thought I'd give it a different name altogether. I hope wewe like my orodha and I hope many of wewe will agree with the songs I've chose. I have changed the songs around about 662 times, so some of the orodha may change. So here it is, my juu 50 Disney songs. Sorry if wewe don't agree and enjoy!



#50;
Cinderella - Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo
'Put 'em together and what have wewe got..' - A fun magical song that always has me imba and dancing along. It always gets me in a good mood whenever I hear it....
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posted by SkylerJett
These are the best Disney heroes, in my opinion. The orodha would be harder to make if I were including Pixar characters, so I decided to stick with the traditionally animated heroes.

10. HERCULES
Hercules
 "I would go most anywhere to find where I belong."
"I would go most anywhere to find where I belong."

Hercules is a God. Literally. He kicks punda while still being socially awkward around chicks which makes him zaidi relatable than the typical muscle-man. I still like the other nine better though because he had the advantage of super strength which probably made his job a hell of a lot easier. In the end though, he wins a fight with...
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posted by lovegypsy64
 Even though Fantasia isn't on the list, I thought this image would be perfect. Night on Bald Mountain is such a dark sequence.
Even though Fantasia isn't on the list, I thought this image would be perfect. Night on Bald Mountain is such a dark sequence.
#10. The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr Toad
The reason I put this one so low on the orodha is because it's mainly dark because of Legend of Sleepy Hollow. I mean, sure Wind in the Willows may have it's moments but it's Legend of Sleepy Hollow that makes this film as dark as it is. Okay, they were both single shorts before even being squeezed together in one package film. So, I may be kinda cheating here. But I couldn't think of any other movie that could beat this one to the #10 spot. So, anyway, yes, Legend of Sleepy Hollow is quite a dark short. I mean, come on! The main character gets killed...
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This is my opinion on what's the WORST Disney Channel shows. Oh Disney, wewe use to have such great shows like That's So Raven, Hannah Montana, Kim Possible, etc. Unfortunately now wewe just onyesha a lot of garbage, some of them even had potential and started off good but soon turned bad. They had awful jokes, terrible messages, annoying characters, and some even have actors/singers that aren't even talented. Later I'll make a orodha of the the best Disney Channel shows but I decided to do the worst because it's zaidi fun.

12.The Suite Life on Deck

Such a shame that such talented people wasted...
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posted by puppygirl12114
As we all know, the Disney version of the Little Mermaid is described as amazing and has a happy ending, but there is an extremely dark side to this story. So dark that Disney had to change a lot of details in the original story. Of course, if they showed what exactly happened in that book, I think they would be getting a lot of angry parent phone calls about how they scarred their child for life and they're going to sue them and all that stuff. Well, since a lot of people have not read the original book, I am going to share the story with wewe today. Maybe you'll want to find the book and...
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posted by Diazdiaz95
wewe know how high school yearbooks have senior superlatives, well I'm putting a Disney twist on it. maoni on what wewe think.

Nicest Couple: Anna and Kristoff
I mean just look at them. Aren't they such a nice couple. They match each other well but aren't the typical Disney couple. I also happen to like both of them a lot. Honorable Mention: Rapunzel and Flynn, Bernard and Bianca, The Potatoheads, Eve and Wall-e, Carl and Ellie, The couple from Paper Man, Mickey and Minnie Mouse, etc.

Most Artistic: Rapunzel
Could anyone beat her. She paints, plays guitar, sews dresses, does ballet, makes...
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[from trailer]
Mother Gothel: Great. Now *I'm* the bad guy.

[looking in the mirror with Rapunzel]
Mother Gothel: Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady.
[Rapunzel smiles]
Mother Gothel: Oh look, you're here too.

Mother Gothel: Skip the drama, stay with Mama!

[repeated line]
Mother Gothel: I'm just teasing!

[Rapunzel pulls Mother Gothel up the tower]
Rapunzel: Hi. Welcome home, Mother.
Mother Gothel: Oh! Rapunzel, how wewe manage to do that every single siku without fail, it looks absolutely exhausting, darling!
Rapunzel: Oh, it's nothing.
Mother Gothel: Then I don't...
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posted by Pyjamarama
Ursula: Yeeeeeees, hurry home, princess. We wouldn't want to miss old Daddy's celebration, now, would we? Huh! Celebration indeed. Bah! In *my* day, we had fantastical feasts when I lived in the palace. And now, look at me - wasted away to practically nothing - banished, and exiled, and practically starving, while he and his flimsy fish-folk celebrate. Well, I'll give 'em something to celebrate soon enough. Flotsam! Jetsam! I want wewe to keep an extra close watch on this pretty little daughter of his. She may be the key to Triton's undoing...

Ursula: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I can't stand it!...
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Maleficent:
Well, quite a glittering assemblage, King Stefan. Royalty, nobility, the gentry, and, how quaint, even the rebel.
[Merryweather starts angrily starts to fly towards Maleficent but is held back kwa Flora]
Merryweather:
I really felt quite distressed of not receiving an invitation.
Merryweather:
You weren't wanted!
Maleficent:
Not wa...? Oh dear, what an awkward situation. I had hoped it was merely due to some oversight. Well, in that event I'd best be on my way.
Queen:
And you're not offended, your excellency?
Maleficent:
Why no, your majesty. And to onyesha I kubeba no ill will, I, too,...
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Slave in the magic mirror,







come from the farthest space,







...through wind and darkness

I summon thee.







Speak!







Let me see thy face.







What wouldst thou know,

my Queen?







Magic mirror on the wall,







who is the fairest one of all?







Famed is thy beauty, Majesty.







But hold, a lovely maid I see.







Rags cannot hide her gentle grace.







Alas, she is zaidi fair than thee.







Alas for her!

Reveal her name.







Lips red as the rose.







Hair black as ebony.







Skin white as snow.







Snow White!



Take her far into the forest.







Find some secluded glade

where she can pick wildflowers.







Yes, Your Majesty.







And there,

my faithful...
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