Chirstmas Invasion was fantastic!

We can't forget the Lion King
Doctor: Look at these people. Consider their potential. From them moment they stepped foot on the planet and blinking stepped into the sun. There is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do - no. Hold on. ...Sorry that's the Lion King.

Doctor: Am I... Ginger?
Rose: No you're just sort of brown.
Doctor: Oh! I wanted to be ginger! And you Rose Tyler! You gave up on me! oh that's rude! Is that the sort of man I am now? Rude? Rude and not ginger.

Girl in the Fireplace has GREAT quotes!
Mickey: What's a horse doing on a spaceship?
Doctor: Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective.

Doctor: You're Mr Thick Thickety Thickhead from Thickania! And so's your dad!

Rose: Arthur?
Doctor: Good name for a horse.
Rose: No you're not keeping the horse.
Doctor: I let you keep Mickey!

Doctor: I'm the Doctor. And I just snogged Madame De Pompodour!

Doctor: Different teeth. That's weird.

Doctor: Got to run I've got a... thing. Well, four things. Well, four things... and a lizard.

Doctor: That's what I like about you. The domestic approach.
Rose: Thank you. Hold on... was that an insult?

Doctor: Rose her name was, Rose. And... we were together... anyway!

Doctor: Go to your room I am very angry! Well I'm glad that worked they would have been terrible last words.

Jack: It's a pleasure to meet you Mr Spock!
Doctor: Mr Spock?
Rose: Don't you ever get sick of 'the Doctor'?
Doctor: 900 years I've managed!

Oh also:

Doctor: It's a pleasure to meet you Mrs. Jones I've heard so much about you.
Mrs Jones: Really? Like what?
Doctor: Umm... no actually that's about it. Martha and I haven't really had time to talk we've been... busy.
Mrs Jones: Busy? Doing what?
Doctor: Oh, you know... stuff?

Rose: He's got two hearts.
Jackie: Oh don't be ridiculous.
Rose: Well he has.
Jackie: Anything else he's got two of?

lol they were great! :P

The Shakespeare Code -
they're casting the carionites away...

Shakespeare: erm... erm...
Martha: EXPELIAMUS!
Doctor: Good old JK!

Love And Monsters -
When they're chasing/being chased by the hoix.

Rose: (with a blue bucket chucks over the hoix) RARRRHHHHHHH!!!
Doctor: Oh No! You've made it worse!
Rose: You said BLUE!
Doctor: I said NOT blue!

Rose: If you are an alien, then how comes you sound like you're from the North?
The Doctor: Lots of planets have a North! (Rose)

The Doctor: Where's the engine room?
Jabe: I don't know. But the maintenance duct is just behind our guest suite, I could show you...? [She glances at Rose] and your wife.
The Doctor: She's not my wife.
Jabe: Partner?
The Doctor: Nope.
Jabe: .... Concubine?
The Doctor: Nope.
Jabe: .... Prostitute?
Rose: Whatever I am, it must be invisible, do you mind? Tell you what you two go and.... pollinate. I'm going to catch up with the family. [She points as Cassandra] Quick word with Michael Jackson.

[In a nightclub during the London Blitz.]
The Doctor: Might seem like a stupid question, but has anything fallen from the sky recently?

The Doctor: Amazing.
Nancy: What is?
The Doctor: 1941. Right now, not very far from here, the German war machine is rolling up the map of Europe. Country after country, falling like dominoes. Nothing can stop it, nothing. Until one tiny, damp little island says "No. No, not here." A mouse in front of a lion. You're amazing, the lot of you. I don't know what you do to Hitler, but you frighten the hell out of me.

The Doctor: Go to your room. Go to your room! I mean it. I'm very, very angry with you. I'm very, very cross! Go to your room! [The children lurch away.] I'm really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words.

Rose: Okay, so he's vanished into thin air. Why's it always the great-looking ones who do that?
The Doctor: I'm making an effort not to be insulted.
Rose: I mean.... men.
The Doctor: Okay. Thanks. That really helped.

Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas.
The Doctor: Who says I'm not? Red bicycle when you were twelve.
Rose: What?
The Doctor: And everybody lives! I need more days like this.

The Doctor: My head! I'm having a neural implosion. I need-
Jackie: What do you need?
The Doctor: I need-
Jackie: Just say it; tell me!
The Doctor: I need--
Jackie: Tell me, tell me!
The Doctor: I need-
Jackie: Painkillers?
The Doctor: [increasingly frustrated] I need-
Jackie: D'you need aspirin?
The Doctor: I need-
Jackie: Umm, codeine, Paracetamol? Oh I dunno, Pepto-Bismol?
The Doctor: I need-
Jackie: Liquid paraffin? Vitamin C, vitamin D, vitamin E?
The Doctor: I need-
Jackie: [getting hysterical] Is it food? Something simple, bowl of soup, nice bowl of soup, soup and a sandwich?! Oh, soup, and a little ham sandwich?!
The Doctor: [snapping] I need you to SHUT UP!
Jackie: [to Rose, offended] Oh, he hasn't changed that much, has he?

Rose: I want her to say "we are not amused". I bet you five quid I can make her say it.
The Doctor: Well, if I gambled on that, it would be an abuse of my privilege as a traveller in time.
Rose: Ten quid?
The Doctor: Done.

The Doctor: You've got a mobile?
Donna: I am in my wedding dress. It doesn't have pockets! Who has pockets? Have you ever seen a bride with pockets?! When I went to my fitting at Chez Allison, the one thing I forgot to say was "GIVE ME POCKETS!"

[The Doctor is trying to find out why the aliens want to abduct Donna]
The Doctor: Weird, you're not special, you're not powerful, you're not connected, you're not clever, you're not important...?
Donna: This friend of yours, just before she left, did she punch you in the face

Donna:Have you been here before?
Doctor:Yes I have, and before you ask that fire had nothing to do with me. Well, a little bit.

Mr Copper: So Great Britain is part of, uh, Europé, and just across the British channel you've got Great France and Great Germany?
The Doctor: No no, it's just, it's just France and Germany. Only Britain is great.
Mr Copper: And they are all at war with the continent of Ham-erica.
The Doctor: No. [pause] Well, not yet. Erm. You could argue that one.

and finally

The Doctor: [describing the origins of Christmas] Long story. I should know, I was there. I got the last room

lol i loved the last one :P Though they are all great - it sth ebest show lol :P

they are just a few of my favs

i just thought of:

The Doctor: Tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there's stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens. It's not pretty when they blow.


Martha Jones: What's that?
The Doctor: Sonic Screwdriver.
Martha Jones: What else have you got - laser spanner?
The Doctor: I did, but it was stolen by Emmeline Pankhurst. Cheeky woman.


The Doctor: Ow! Itchy... itchy... itchy...
[takes the shoe off and throws it in the bin]
Martha Jones: You are completely mad!
The Doctor: You're right. I look daft with one shoe on


Rose Tyler: What did you say your name was?
The Doctor: I told you; The Doctor.
Rose Tyler: Yeah, but, Doctor what?
The Doctor: Just The Doctor.
Rose Tyler: The doctor?
The Doctor: Hello!
Rose Tyler: Is that meant to be impressive?
The Doctor: Sort of, yeah.


Rose Tyler: So what you're saying is that the whole world revolves around you?
The Doctor: Sort of, yeah.
Rose Tyler: You're full of it.
The Doctor: Sort of, yeah.


The Doctor: Well, among other things, I *think* I just invented the banana daiquiri a couple of centuries early. Do you know they'd never seen a banana before? Always take a banana to a party, Rose, bananas are good.


Rose Tyler: My mother's cooking...
The Doctor: Ah good, put her on a slow heat and let her simmer.
Rose Tyler: I meant she's cooking tea.

Rose: Oh my God they're rats, dozens of rats, vacuum packed rats.
The Doctor: And you decided to scream.
Mickey: It took me by surprise.
The Doctor: Like a little girl.
Mickey: It was dark, I was covered in rats.
The Doctor: Nine, maybe ten years old, I'm seeing pigtails, frilly skirt...

Sarah Jane Smith: I had no problem with space stuff. I saw things you wouldn't believe!
Rose: Try me.
Sarah Jane Smith: Mummies.
Rose: I've met ghosts.
Sarah Jane Smith: Robots. Lots of robots.
Rose: Slitheen, in Downing Street.
Sarah Jane Smith: Daleks!
Rose: Met the Emperor!
Sarah Jane Smith: Anti-matter monsters!
Rose: Gas masked zombies!
Sarah Jane Smith: Real. Living. Dinosaurs!
Rose: Real. Living. Werewolf!
Sarah Jane Smith: The Loch Ness Monster!
Rose: Seriously?

Rose: Hello.
Jack: Hello.
Rose: Hello. I've already said that... it's dull but... thorough.

Donna: "Donna, by the way. Donna Noble, since you didn't ask. I'll have a salute."

also...

Christmas Invasion:

Doctor -
You see that's all blood control is, cheap bit of voodoo. Scares the pants off you but that's as far as it goes... It's like hypnosis. You can hypnotise someone to walk like a chicken or sing like Elvis, but you can't hypnotise them to death....

Doctor -
We haven't got much time, if there's pilotfish then...
Why is there an apple in my dressing gown?

Jackie -
Oh that's Howard's, sorry.

Doctor -
He keeps apples in his dressing gown?

Jackie -
He gets hungry!

Doctor -
What?! He gets hungry in his sleep?!

Jackie -
Sometimes...

I do like from the pilot when the Doctor introduces himself to Rose. He says-

Doctor: I'm the Doctor by the way, what's your name?
Rose: Rose.
Doctor: Nice to meet you Rose, run for your life!

It's very... Doctor-ish lol.
And also -

Doctor: What are you doing here?
Rose: I live here.
Doctor: Well what did you do that for?
Rose: ...because I do!

I love the exchange between The Doctor and Jack in Utopia.

Doctor: You might be out there somewhere.
Jack: I could go meet myself.
Doctor: Well. The only man you're ever gonna be happy with.
Jack: This regeneration. Kinda cheeky.