to Kelso

Oh, Bob! When I heard you were up on the roof, I just naturally assumed it was because your evil mission here on planet earth had finally come to an end; so, tell me this: where, exactly, is the mother ship?

Oh, and, if you go ahead and listen very carefully, you’ll hear the familiar sound of no one caring

Enggghhh! That’s the noise I make when somebody lies to me

to JD

Well, gosh, Marjorie, aren’t you sassy today! Did Santa finally bring you the Y chromosome you always wanted?