VAAS MONTENGRO:

#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, wewe want to run? Huh? wewe want to run, wewe want to disrespect me? wewe want to fuck with me? I mean, wewe come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and wewe want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give wewe thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat wewe up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks...

I am a large supporter of gay rights, so here's a makala to prove it in my own way..

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#1: TONY PRINCE:
Luis Lopez's homosexual boss in GTA 4.
But what I upendo about Tony. Is he's just as tough as anyone else. He isn't a gay stereotype, dancing around with high toned voice, and a low intelligence.
The closest Tony gets to being like this, is in CHINESSE TAKEOUT, cause he wasn't yet use to gunfights, and is cowering in the corner.
But then in the golf court missionactor, "new Tony" is shown shooting at the enemies, just like every...

As much as I upendo grand 5.
It can never compare to GTA 4.

Partially because.
Number 5 isn't very serious.
It's much zaidi comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is actually a pretty "deep" game when wewe think about it.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, wewe have the choice of killing him au letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better....

#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated kwa woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped kwa a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied kwa the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted...

SCENE 1:

Michael: Yeah. Because all I did was pull wewe out of a trash town and into a mansion in Los Santos.. And what do I get!?.. Nothing., nothing but an old picture of wewe in an old Hooker uniform, that I occasionally masterbate towards.

Jimmy: As do I

Micheal: (disgusted) OH MY GOD! That's disguesting! That's your mother!

Jimmy: I'm just being hones-

Micheal: (angrily) Get out! Get out of my house!

Jimmy: Bu-

Micheal: (punches violent hole in wall) I alisema GET OUT!

(later that same evening)

Amanda: I don't like this Micheal.

Jimmy: Yeah.. Uncle T? Man?

Mixheal: (glares) Jimmy?... Who let wewe back...

I upendo this friggin song!



It ain't fading!
Maan I gotta let it out!
Am I crazy!?
Screaming, nothing ever comes out!
I keep feeling, lost!
I'll never find my way out!
I'm not thanking, them!
Unless the truth can pour out!


Give me some courage!
Beating me down now for some time!
Are wewe laughing, am I funny?
I hate inside.
I HATE INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!


I'll take this time!
To let out what's inside!
Cuz I will break!
Sometimes I wish you'd die!
Full of sorrow!
You raped and aliiba my pride!
And all this hate!
Is bottled up inside!


My heart's breaking!
Maan wewe really ripped it out!
You take...

SCENE 1:
Michael: Alright everyone... Here's the game plan.. We're all professionals. We all know the score... We ride over. Grab what we need.. And walk wait though the front door... Packie.. I hope wewe and your boy Connor can handle pressure.. We need intense pressure on security and management... Costomers however, are to be CALMLY subdued... We're in and out in ninety sekunde boys!... So let's make it count.
Packie: I just hope nobody dies... I can't handle anymore loses
Michael: Just relax.. Just focus on one thing, and one thing only.. The score


SCENE 2:
Michael: (bursts into jewelry store,...

Everybody who touched au held the diamonds besides Niko, Luis, Tony, Jerry Kapowitz and GTA Online Protagonist have been killed. Ironically, Jerry Kapowitz was not involved with them in any way, and never even knew of their existence, but was eventually the one to have them for himself.

Sometime before the events of the Grand Theft Auto IV saga, The Cook had stolen the diamonds from ray Bulgarin. He then smuggles the diamonds kwa hiding them in cake batter, and brings them into Liberty City inside the Platypus, which is also bringing in Niko Bellic.

Eventually, Anthony "Gay Tony" Prince, his...

Page 1
This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
Page 2
Today I tried to plant a maua, ua in the yard. I tried to plant it kwa the Sandbox, but Lisa alisema that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
Page 3
Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for onyesha and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
Page 4
Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa alisema people came to the porch and...

I redid BEST OF SPOOF BILLY: (contains swearing)

SCENE 1:

Billy: Okay Johnny.. I'll ride up in your bike.

Johnny: I- I don't know man.. wewe a bit of a dick to me.

Billy: Johnny boy. I have "never" been a dick to you.

Johnny: [rolls his eyes] Oh please! All wewe EVER do is call me names and rip on me for being Jewish!

Billy: Johnny, when have I "ever" ripped on wewe for being a Jew?

[in the playground when first meeting each other] You're a Jew!

{while they argue} Oh yeah! Well your just a stupid Jew!

[Riding on their bikes} SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN JEW MOUTH!

[at the club house, on the front steps] {angry at...