Hater : I am really against Jelsa because they look like siblings. But now that you're like "SHUT UP!" it just hurts me

Me : I'm so glad wewe pay attention to me cause wewe know the real me! wewe have no idea how great Revenge is!

Hater : We've been arguing this whole time now so let's forget about it

Me : And forget about you

Us : Okay!

Me : Why don't wewe cry? There are enough tissues in my room

Us : Cause life's too short!

Hater : To always be hated kwa a shipper I just know

Us : Life's too short

Me : To never let wewe celebrate me! The true Queen of Revenge

Us: I never thought about this, but now I do! Life's too short to even start a fight with you

Hater : So you'll hate Jelsa, too then?

Me : Ugh! Hate?

Hater : Um, to stop shipping it! They can't be together. And we will be friends?

Me : Oh..

Hater : So..

Me : Ugh! I won't listen to you!

Hater : What? I just assumed that wewe would have to..

Me : That I'll hate my own ship? That's how your story ends?

Hater : It does! It's just like it was! Except for us fighting

Me : So that's in your plan to help me get angry more!

Hater : Woah, woah! Don't get upset! Let's just hate on Jelsa..

Me : Gee! Thanks for coming up to pay attention to me! And inaonyesha off your mastery of tact and grace, okay! Run down the kilima and judge me. Make a full report! Bye bye!

Hater : Wait!

Me : Cause life's too short!

Hater : There it is! The word wewe upendo to say to me. wewe did well there for hating but now you're back in the same place. Kick me out if wewe want. But I'm the only one who is not 100% convinced the hater is you!

Me : wewe can think whatever wewe want cause I don't care! You're a fool who is so against my ship

Hater : That is so unfair!

Us : I swear! I'm through it taking your stupid ship support! Hah! Life's too short!

Hater : To let wewe get revenge to me. Just look at what wewe are doing to me now

Me : La la la la a la la

Us : Life's too short

Me : To listen to a reckless fool who only ever sees the thing she wants to see

Hater : wewe don't know me

Me : wewe have no idea

Us : What I've been through. Because of you, life's too short to waste another minute. Life's too short to even have wewe in it! Life's too short!

Hater : I've been so wrong about you

Me : You? You've been so wrong about everything!

Hater : Maybe wewe are the hater!

Me : I AM NOT THE HATER! JUST LOOK AT YOUR COMMENT, FOOL. wewe ARE THE ONE WHO IS AGAINST MY SHIP AND I AM NOT AGAINST YOUR SHIP, TROLL