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Newest Poem for my inayopendelewa artist <3 I upendo wewe Marshall!! Enjoy!!

Why are wewe mad?
Because I have a big mouth?
Don't like the back talk?
Can't stand the backlash?
Too bad!!
I'm gonna be crass!
Better put a visor on...
Because I'm gonna back-splash all over your ass!

Did wewe remember to bring a towel?
I wouldn't want wewe to get a rash.
I know I already done gave wewe whiplash, with all my back and forth.
Now be a good sport, shut your mouth!
I don't need any retort.
I get enough bullshit recourse from people's revenge.

I'm a smart punda wewe said?
What? wewe think that's gonna get to me?
Gonna get in my head?
Ha! Have wewe heard the new shit from Eminem?
Damn what an honor! And he's not even my baby's father (yet)....
It's like every single is about me and my plight with life!!
Fuck!! Makes me even hotter with wanting to be his wife!!!

I'm trying to contain myself, I mean, I'm not at all after his wealth.
I am zaidi concerned with him staying in good health.
Because baby I'm in my prime at 35, I only have 5 left to shine while I ride....
Oh Marshall.... Shhhh....
There goes my big mouth again!
But hurry Eminem! Let's go to bed!!!
Give me a chance to repay your head game.

Ok... Sorry, I'm lame.
Really I'm a pretty awkward dame.
In a man's would just trying to stay sane, let alone sober...
which kwa the way, is the case.
Aside from the pills my Dr prescribed.

Don't worry love, I forgive you. I must!
I got so wet watching You-Tube.
I know I alisema I'd wait for wewe to view the new video but...
I just couldn't hold it back anymore.
You'd think I'd be sore at some of the things wewe alisema to me!
Fuck it! I guess it makes for good TV.
Now get your punda here to meet me!

Really I just need a job.
Will wewe be the boss of me?
Oh Marshall, pretty please!
I'll even scrub toilets at one of your estates...
If it means having a position on my knees working for you!

Yes!! that's right baby I'll clean up the shit wewe spew!!
Until you're too old to chew.
But I get to insert the feeding tube. wewe boob!
God I'm so rude. Anywho....

About that job, I need a new passport like today.
Screw travel-slash-fuck buddy!
You're gonna have a travel bidet.
I'll provide the refreshing spray for your boo-tay!

wewe see, wewe see, wewe see!? How much I upendo you!
Fucking fool!
Although the aforementioned activities don't explain the drool.
Well some do. Jesus let me be your tool!
However those clips are not going on You-Tube.
wewe asshole! I hate you! I upendo you!
Do wewe find this funny? I do!

Ooooohhhhh!! I would give anything to say those 2 words to Eminem!
Well, I guess I just did but I demand that it include him, simultaneously, standing inayofuata to me!
Shit this is so funny! I can't believe I haven't peed!
Probably because I have to shit.
I'm holding it in because Marshall's in here again!
Look at what he makes me do with a pen!
Narcissistic bastard! It's all about him!

I wouldn't want it any other way though.
I mean how many people get so close they literally share an asshole?
I mean except maybe conjoined twins.
Oh God! Hold me down!
What I wouldn't give to be conjoined with Eminem!

I'm a pig!
Actually the Chinese say I'm a boar.
No, not whore! Just cause I write this way.
A boar, au ngombe like a wild pig...
and wewe better not be thinking I'm big!
Also not to be confused with a bore, wewe know like snore.
I'm anything but.

Oh yes let's talk about Marshall's butt some more.
It looks zaidi tasty to me than s'mores!
And those are hot!
Somebody help me!
He's got me avatared again!
He's holding me hostage with a pen!
When I asked for a straight jacket!

wewe just wait Mr. Mathers until we're strapped up in that padded room.
It's no holds barred with hands behind our backs.
Marshall stop making me laugh...
And think about wewe in the sack!
I'm trying to onyesha wewe zaidi respect than that!
But oh yeah I'm the wacko!
wewe asshole!
Cum here!

I'm primed and ready to get all sweaty. wewe already experienced one of my workouts through Austin city!
Oh upendo we've made a name for ourselves all over town! Aren't wewe proud? wewe should hear me now! We're laughing so loud!

I bet wewe already know.
It's all part of the show!
Is it wireless and mobile?

What's that car doing behind me?
Checking out my scenery?
Baby! Aren't wewe gonna stand up for me?
Oh wait! Let's not go there again!
We have to start as friends!

Whatever nobody listens to me.
Marshall wewe better not deny me when asked kwa MTV!
wewe know wewe upendo me!
Asshole!
God! This shit is comedy gold!

Great I'll probably never get laid!
I'm posting this on your shabiki page!

Em! The car is still there! For real I swear!
Get out of me and come see!
kwa the way if I ever get laid, get out of me is a phrase you'll never hear me say!

Ok...ok... I'm trying to be proper and this poem has completely gone the right, I mean wrong way!

I swear I'm not just trying to get laid.
Maybe paid but for a legitimate job well done and I'd like an appropriate wage!
What do ya say Marsh?
What am I worth to ya!?

Truly yours, I'm you're biggest fan
This is Cheyanne ;)
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“Hello?” wewe ask confused but still sobbing.
“Abby?” the man asks. “It’s Marshall. Are wewe ok?” he asks. wewe wipe wewe yes and take a breath.
“Does it sound like Im ok?” wewe yell at him though the phone.
“Hey, Im sorry, I was just concerned, wewe left so quickly,” he says. “Why are wewe crying anyway?” he asks.
“Why do wewe think Im crying wewe idiot,” wewe yell then start to feel bad for calling him a idiot, but hearing no reaction to that wewe really don’t care no more, wewe sit there and continue to cry just slightly.
“Is it because of me?” he asks softly.
“Its because…I…I...
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