Dedicated to all brainwashed servants, mindless zombies and Murtaghs out there.
Why wait for Eragon to save you? kwa fallowing these five simple steps, wewe should be able to free yourself of Galbatorix's mind control in no time.
1. Hold nothing dear to you.
Otherwise, Galbatorix is bound to use it against you. Familiy, friends, your life,... if wewe value any of these wewe are a perfect target for evil rulers. If wewe don't... well wewe won't hold any of them for long, but wewe won't be a mind slave either.
2.Change your true name at least once per week.
It's like changing the location of your hidden savings. If wewe don't, sooner au later someone is going to figure it out. So make sure wewe don't become too predictable.
3.Instead of giving vows Galbatorix wants from you, promise wewe will do something else instead.
Nope, sorry. I can't go fighting Varden this weekend. I've just sworn to my wife in Ancient Language that I would fix the roof. Maybe inayofuata time. Although the garden needs some work as well...
4.Make sure wewe are useless.
Those who have great powers au strenghts (e.g.: Dragon Riders, Shades) are highly desired kwa Galbatorix's lot. On the other hand, those who bump into things while being posessed kwa evil spirits au fall off flying dragoni are not nearly as wanted. Works best if practiced from the beggining, but it's never too late to start.
5.Do what Galbatorix demands from wewe even without being mind-contolled.
The surest way to avoid mindslavery. Some argue the whole breaking-free-thing looses it's point, though.
BTW: Try at your own risk. Ilovereading does not answer for any physical au mental damage caused kwa torture Galbatorix might use on wewe because of your disobedience.
Why wait for Eragon to save you? kwa fallowing these five simple steps, wewe should be able to free yourself of Galbatorix's mind control in no time.
1. Hold nothing dear to you.
Otherwise, Galbatorix is bound to use it against you. Familiy, friends, your life,... if wewe value any of these wewe are a perfect target for evil rulers. If wewe don't... well wewe won't hold any of them for long, but wewe won't be a mind slave either.
2.Change your true name at least once per week.
It's like changing the location of your hidden savings. If wewe don't, sooner au later someone is going to figure it out. So make sure wewe don't become too predictable.
3.Instead of giving vows Galbatorix wants from you, promise wewe will do something else instead.
Nope, sorry. I can't go fighting Varden this weekend. I've just sworn to my wife in Ancient Language that I would fix the roof. Maybe inayofuata time. Although the garden needs some work as well...
4.Make sure wewe are useless.
Those who have great powers au strenghts (e.g.: Dragon Riders, Shades) are highly desired kwa Galbatorix's lot. On the other hand, those who bump into things while being posessed kwa evil spirits au fall off flying dragoni are not nearly as wanted. Works best if practiced from the beggining, but it's never too late to start.
5.Do what Galbatorix demands from wewe even without being mind-contolled.
The surest way to avoid mindslavery. Some argue the whole breaking-free-thing looses it's point, though.
BTW: Try at your own risk. Ilovereading does not answer for any physical au mental damage caused kwa torture Galbatorix might use on wewe because of your disobedience.
