L poked Light. "What?" Poke. "Why are wewe poking me?" Poke. "Do wewe need cake?" Poke. "Stop frikin poking me!" Light grabbed the plate of cake that L was eating and threw it across the room. "The chance wewe are kira has risen 2%." Light resisted the urge to beat the panda like detective. "Do wewe even keep track of this 'chance I am kira' thing?" Light asked. L nodded and pointed to his head. "In my mind." "Then wouldn't it be at like 100% now?" "Are wewe admitting that wewe are kira?" "No." L shook his head. "Denial. Another 3%." Light groaned. "That's so ANNOYING!" "I'll stop if wewe admit your kira." "NEVER! I'm not-" Light's yell was interrupted kwa a quiet, yet clear voice. "5%, 10%, 20%, 6%." It was Near. "As of this week, the chance wewe are Kira has risen 47%. wewe should be quiet and not onyesha any sign of violence to prevent your percentage from going up." Light had a shocked emotion on his face. It's true, Light thought. In all the fanfictions he had been put in, he could've just shut up and the chance he was kira would stop going up. "I blame the authors of my fanfictions." Light mumbled. "Blaming others for what is CLEARLY your fault? Another 3%." And Light continued a loop of raising his percentage.
A/N: I have written other fanfics, but I never ilitumwa them and I don't plan to. I was uandishi this(or "typing this" to be correct) as I go along, so if it sucked well, wewe wasted a couple dakika of your life and you'll never get them back. Not my fault. wewe decided to read this. But if wewe somehow LIKED this story, leave a suggestion below for my inayofuata fanfic.
A/N: I have written other fanfics, but I never ilitumwa them and I don't plan to. I was uandishi this(or "typing this" to be correct) as I go along, so if it sucked well, wewe wasted a couple dakika of your life and you'll never get them back. Not my fault. wewe decided to read this. But if wewe somehow LIKED this story, leave a suggestion below for my inayofuata fanfic.