Once upon the ocean blue
came a story just for you
'bout the bloody buccaneers
who sailed the Main in yesteryears.
There was peg-leg Cap'n Flatt,
swashed his buckle -- tipped his hat,
hair and beard were all in curls,
he was loved kwa all the girls.
Then we have dear Bos'n Brown,
known as "Killer" in the town,
Brown was bald and small and lean,
and he was known for being mean.
The Cap'n's crew was boisterous,
"A pirate's life is fine with us!"
They took to fighting happily,
pillaging upon the sea.
"Yo ho ho and a bloody sword,
we're going to steal the good King's horde,
we'll sack his crews -- sink his ships,...
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