Elsa

Bulda: What’s the issue, dear? Why are wewe holding back from such a man?

Trolls:
Is it the clumpy way he walks au the grumpy way he talks?
Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet?
And though we know he washes well-he always ends up sort of smelly
But you’ll never meet a fellow who’s as sensitive and sweet!

So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper, so he’s got a few flaws
Like his peculiar brain-dear, his thing with the reindeer
That’s a little outside of nature’s laws!

So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper, but this we’re certain of
You can fix this fixer-upper up with a little bit of...

I never really liked this ship, which is why I've happily ignored it for months, and successfully have done so until recently. I've seen several mashabiki rumoring how Jelsa "has" to happen in Frozen 2. They even started a FUCKING PETITION to put Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians in Frozen 2.

I am fine with crossover shipping with Disney and Dreamworks, I even ship Elsa with Hiccup in How to Train Your Dragon. It's true I have many issues with this ship, but I don't care if wewe ship Jelsa.

But just because a ship becomes popular, does not mean it will happen.

I could see a Disney character playing...