Hi, my name is Envy not that I want wewe to know, anyways this is pretty much about me and Fullmetal Pipsqueak having drunk blood sex.(related sex) Don't tell me that's gay cause we were drunk. So SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At the Bar:
"Okay who the hell aliiba my train ticket?!" "No one who dumbass palm tree! No one would ever steal from such a sexy guy like wewe Envy." alisema Ed. "You called me sexy again Ed. Wait... wait... wait wewe should tolatally have mustang have sex with you." "Dude I should toltally do that." "Okay, okay wewe might want to practice on someone before that way y... wewe know what your doing." "Yeah Envy ma... mabey I could practice on you?" "Okay let's go to the bathroom so n... no one see's us." "Mmm-Hmm to the bathroom it is."
In the Bathroom:
"Ohhhhh, ohhhhhh, goooooooooooodddddd, go in farther, farther, farther Ed go... in... farther!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I'm gonna come Ed! Ohhhhhhhhhhh! And boom goes the dynamite."
Mustangs P.O.V.
It was just a normal siku at the office untill the siku was over. "Finally I can leave this hell for the living!" "Cornel I have to tell wewe that Edward is at the bar can wewe go pick him up?" Asked Riza. "Why do I have to do it?" "Because wewe need the exersise, your his boss, and besides he's at the bar wich means wewe can get a drink as well." "Fiiiiiiiiiine. I'll do it." A few hours later:
"What's that noise? It sounds like pleasure. I'll go check it out. Oh my god... EDWARD ELRIC THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST GET AWAY FROM THE HOMUNCULUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ed's P.O.V.
"Cor... cornel what are wewe doing here?" "I was going to pick wewe up then I heard very noiey people and went to check it out then found wewe to having sex!" "I was practicing." "For what?!" "Envy dared me to have sex with wewe and I didn't know how so he let me try it with him." "That's your coming with me and your going to tell your brother about this." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THE END
At the Bar:
"Okay who the hell aliiba my train ticket?!" "No one who dumbass palm tree! No one would ever steal from such a sexy guy like wewe Envy." alisema Ed. "You called me sexy again Ed. Wait... wait... wait wewe should tolatally have mustang have sex with you." "Dude I should toltally do that." "Okay, okay wewe might want to practice on someone before that way y... wewe know what your doing." "Yeah Envy ma... mabey I could practice on you?" "Okay let's go to the bathroom so n... no one see's us." "Mmm-Hmm to the bathroom it is."
In the Bathroom:
"Ohhhhh, ohhhhhh, goooooooooooodddddd, go in farther, farther, farther Ed go... in... farther!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I'm gonna come Ed! Ohhhhhhhhhhh! And boom goes the dynamite."
Mustangs P.O.V.
It was just a normal siku at the office untill the siku was over. "Finally I can leave this hell for the living!" "Cornel I have to tell wewe that Edward is at the bar can wewe go pick him up?" Asked Riza. "Why do I have to do it?" "Because wewe need the exersise, your his boss, and besides he's at the bar wich means wewe can get a drink as well." "Fiiiiiiiiiine. I'll do it." A few hours later:
"What's that noise? It sounds like pleasure. I'll go check it out. Oh my god... EDWARD ELRIC THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST GET AWAY FROM THE HOMUNCULUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ed's P.O.V.
"Cor... cornel what are wewe doing here?" "I was going to pick wewe up then I heard very noiey people and went to check it out then found wewe to having sex!" "I was practicing." "For what?!" "Envy dared me to have sex with wewe and I didn't know how so he let me try it with him." "That's your coming with me and your going to tell your brother about this." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THE END
I'm going to make fanfic makala with my avatar: Vengeance. This is about her. Please enjoy. :D
Name: Vengeance <her actual name is unknown>
Age: 13
Alchemy: Metal, Chains, Ice, Air
State Alchemist Name: Feral Alchemist
Age When Became A State Alchemist: 8
Appearance: Brown hair with no bangs that is pulled into a ponytail that is dyed blue green, dark blue eyes, the same koti, jacket Ed wears but is light gray, light gray gloves, black jeans, brown knee length boots. She wears a sword sheath on her back that has alchemical powers.
Bio: She was 7 when her mother, father, and two brothers were killed. She tried to bring them back and Lost her left leg to the knee, part of her right side and her right arm to the shoulder.
Name: Vengeance <her actual name is unknown>
Age: 13
Alchemy: Metal, Chains, Ice, Air
State Alchemist Name: Feral Alchemist
Age When Became A State Alchemist: 8
Appearance: Brown hair with no bangs that is pulled into a ponytail that is dyed blue green, dark blue eyes, the same koti, jacket Ed wears but is light gray, light gray gloves, black jeans, brown knee length boots. She wears a sword sheath on her back that has alchemical powers.
Bio: She was 7 when her mother, father, and two brothers were killed. She tried to bring them back and Lost her left leg to the knee, part of her right side and her right arm to the shoulder.