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1. Why did the turkey kuvuka, msalaba the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If wewe are American in the living room, what are wewe in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do wewe have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are wewe all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do wewe get when wewe kuvuka, msalaba a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine...
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posted by Directioner3300
Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope wewe like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do wewe see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!

2.What does a parrot, kasuku use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!

And last but not least.
kwa the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.

3.What did the man say when he alisema something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
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posted by FLUFFYMUFFIN
Ok this is my orodha of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned kwa 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did wewe run your last race?" and the sekunde one said,"How did wewe win the race?" the runner alisema 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes wewe say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked wewe out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if wewe were locked in a chakula Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
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