funny

Ok this is my orodha of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned kwa 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did wewe run your last race?" and the sekunde one said,"How did wewe win the race?" the runner alisema 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes wewe say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked wewe out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if wewe were locked in a chakula Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<