A girl asked a boy if she was pretty, he alisema "No". She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever, he alisema "No". Then she asked him if he would cry if she walked away, he alisema "No". She had heard enough; she needed to leave.
As she walked away he grabbed her arm and told her to stay. He alisema "You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don`t want to be with wewe forever, I need to be with wewe forever. And I wouldn't cry if wewe walked away, I would die."


A man bought 12 flowers. 11 real and 1 fake. He said, "I will upendo wewe until the last maua, ua dies."

One night a guy and a girl were driving home...