Grady: I bet I'll win this competition. I had to deal with a werewolf!
Sarah: A werewolf? wewe had to deal with a werewolf? That's all?
Grady: Um...
Sarah: Tell me, was it a mutant werewolf? A half-mermaid werewolf? A werewolf that could shoot lasers from its eyes?
Grady: No, it was just a regular werewolf, but-
Sarah: Then there's no way you'll win this competition! wewe wouldn't believe some of the crazy things we've been through. mtu-bweha are so boring. For example, I had to deal with a possessive lesbian camp ghost who was obsessed with me!
Harry: What, wewe think you're the only person who's...
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