Blair: I am not!
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?
Blair: Damn that Motherchucker!
Blair: Chuck! Aren't wewe done trying to destroy my night?
Chuck: Look I should never have abandoned you. I know I made the wrong decision as soon as your plane took off. Distracted myself all summer...hoping I wouldn't feel it, but I still do.
Blair: And?
Chuck: I was scared...I was scared that if we spent the whole summer together, just us, then you'd see.
Blair: See what?
Chuck: Me. Please don't leave with him.
Blair: Why? Give me a reason and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count.
Chuck: 'Cause wewe don't want to.
Blair: Not good enough.
Chuck: 'Cause I don't want wewe to.
Blair: That's not enough.
Chuck: What else is there?
Blair: The true reason, I should stay right where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it...and I'm yours.
Chuck: I... I ...
Blair: Thank you. That's all I needed to hear.
Blair: All wewe need to know is that wewe lost. But don't be to hard on yourself, it was a solid effort.
Chuck: Tomorrow's another day.
Blair: Goodnight Chuck.
Chuck: Goodnight Blair.
Blair: wewe are disgusting. I hate you.
Chuck: Then why are wewe still holding my hand?
Chuck: We're inevitable, Waldorf.
Blair: I have a proposition for you.
Chuck: I'll say yes.
Chuck: I'll just imagine she's you.
Blair: wewe mean Chuck?....What?
Serena: wewe smiled.
Blair: No I didn't! I hate Chuck, don't me lose my apetite!
Chuck: Say those three words wewe wanted me to say.
Blair: Are wewe kidding?
Chuck: Not quite. Eight letters. Three syllables. Say them and I'm yours.
Blair: I'm already yours, you're ruining the mood with all this talk.
Chuck: wewe can't say it. wewe wanted it from me.
Blair: I'm prepared to settle.
Chuck: Maybe I'm not.
Blair: Chuck Bass, I...will never say those words to you.
Chuck: Then wewe will never have me.
Chuck: I chased wewe for long enough, now it's time wewe chase me.
Blair: wewe here to gloat?
Chuck: Over what?
Blair: Well wewe won. Pop the champagne.
Chuck: I didn't win.
Blair: Then why does it feel like I lost?
Chuck: The reason we can't say those three words to each other, isn't because they aren't true.
Chuck: Look i'd rather wait. Maybe in the future...
Blair: I suppose there could be some excruciating pleasure in that.
Blair: Limos and virgins, your specialty!
Chuck: Just so wewe know, while there are few things I consider sacred, the back of the limo is one of them.
Blair: Thank you.
Chuck: For you, anytime.
Emma: Was your first time with someone wewe love?
Blair: Yes. It was.
Chuck: I should choose your date.
Blair: Why?
Chuck: Why not? It will let me prove that I know wewe better than anyone else.
Chuck: I bring a tarehe for you, wewe bring one for me. Let's see who's paying attention to the other's desires.
Blair: There has to be something to keep wewe honest. And to make things interesting.
Chuck: Name the stakes.
Blair: If wewe actually like your date, I get your limo for a month.
Chuck: Fine. And if wewe like yours I get Dorota.
Blair: Excuse me, he's taken. Shoo!
Chuck: wewe look lovely.
Blair: Not as lovely as I'll look in my limo.
Blair: We both know that I'm your one and only. And a Canal mitaani, mtaa knock-off seemed like the best option.
Chuck: My thinking exactly.
Chuck: Dance with me.
Blair: What's the point, Chuck. We're never going to be them. wewe alisema so, remember? It's not for us.
Chuck: Maybe. But I wouldn't change us. Not if it meant losing what we have.
Blair: And what do we have, Chuck? wewe tell me.
Chuck: Tonight. So shut up, and dance with me.
Blair: Chuck! Stop! Don't go. au if wewe have to leave, let me come with you.
Chuck: I appreciate the concern.
Blair: No. wewe don't. wewe don't appreciate anything today. But I don't care. Whatever you're going through, I want to be there for you.
Chuck: We talked about this. wewe are not my girlfriend.
Blair: But I am me. And wewe are you. We're Chuck and Blair. Blair and Chuck. The worst thing you've ever done—the darkest thought you've ever had—I will stand kwa wewe through anything.
Chuck: And why would wewe do that?
Blair: Because I upendo you.
Chuck: Well that's too bad.
Blair: wewe wanna get kicked out?
Chuck: Hello to wewe too, lover. Long time no see.
Blair: Put that out.
Chuck: wewe didn't say the magic word.
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass! No one cares.
Blair: I do! Don't wewe understand? I'll always be here! I don't want wewe going anywhere. I couldn't kubeba it. So whatever wewe wanna do to yourself, please don't do that to me. Please.
Chuck: I'm sorry.
Blair: It's okay.
Chuck: I'm sorry, I screwed up.
Blair: I believed in you. Your father believed in you. You...are the only one who didn't. All I wanted to do was...just, be there.
Chuck: This isn't you.
Blair: How do wewe know?
Chuck: Because I know wewe better than I know myself.
Blair: Nate and I have...plenty of spark, better than that fireworks.
Chuck: That was us.
Blair: Chuck, don't act like I didn't fight for you. I did. Hard and for a long time. So please forgive me, if now that we're over i'm exhausted.
Chuck: Still the fact remains, wewe chose to spend the night in a car, with me over a night in your honeymoon suite with Nate. But then again we all know your weakness for limos.
Blair: I came here for my best friend.
Chuck: Is that the only reason?
Blair: Last fall wewe alisema we couldn't be together, and I believed you. But everytime I try to songesha on, you're right there, uigizaji like-
Chuck: uigizaji like what?
Blair: Like...maybe wewe want me to be as unhappy as wewe are.
Chuck: I would never wish that on anyone. I want wewe to be happy.
Blair: Then look down deep, into the soul I know wewe have, and tell me if what wewe feel for me is real, au if it's just a game. If it's real, we'll figure it out...all of us. But if it's not, then please Chuck, just let me go.
Chuck: It's just a game. I hate to lose. You're free to go.
Blair: Thank you.
Serena: Chuck, why did wewe just do that?
Chuck: Because I upendo her and I can't make her happy.
Blair: I know wewe told Serena wewe upendo me.
Chuck: Serena heard wrong.
Blair: Last mwaka wewe told Nate, this mwaka wewe told Serena. wewe tell everyone but me, why can't wewe tell me?
Blair: wewe can't run, wewe have to stay here and here it this time. Chuck Bass, I upendo you. I upendo wewe so much it consumes me. I upendo wewe and I know wewe upendo me too. Tell me wewe upendo me and everything we've done, all the gossip and the lies and the hurt will have been for something. Tell me it was for something.
Chuck: Maybe it was, but it's not anymore.
Chuck: wewe were right. I was a coward running away again, but everywhere I went, wewe caught up with me. So I had to come back.
Blair: I want to believe you, but I can't. wewe hurt me too many times.
Chuck: wewe can believe me this time.
Blair: Oh. That's it?
Chuck: I upendo wewe too.
Blair: But can wewe say it twice? No i'm serious, say it twice!
Chuck: I upendo you, I upendo you, that's three, four, I upendo you.
