Hi guys!

It’s my first Gossip girl fanfiction (hope not last: D) and first in English. I wrote 2 House Md while ago, but in Polish. I’m from Poland and my English isn’t perfect so Beta would be awesome.
Anyway it’s my version of season 3. Everything to 2x25 happened and this fic starts mwezi after CB kiss. I’m kusoma spoilers so some are included, but not everything we hear of will happen here. It’s a lot of characters, so few first episodes will be a little about everyone and later I’ll do each episode most about one character/couple.
Sorry for all mistakes.

Disclaimer: I do not own Gossip Girl au any characters.
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Hello Upper East Siders

Your one and only Gossip girl here from our really hot this summer town.
And what I see here? Looks like our favourite new IT couple is back in NY after romantic mwezi in Tuscany. Sounds familiar? We’re proud C wewe made it this time.
And if it isn’t our not so charming prince N at the airport? Already back from backpacking with V? Hadn’t seen her lately.
Why not ask D? Seems our not so lonely boy is lonely again. Still crying after S?
Bad news. Our fav blonde has been seen with certain Baizen in Europe.
And for our new Queen – spotted hanging out with E again. How lovely.
So now almost everyone in town can’t wait for new gossips!

wewe know wewe upendo me. XOXO, Gossip Girl.


(Outside Palace. Chuck’s limo arrives. Blair and Chuck get out.)

Blair: I can’t believe we’re back. Hope Serena is in town. She supposed to come yesterday for last mwezi before school. I don’t know why she decided to leave with Carter. He’s such a jerk.
Chuck: My sister never had good taste. Humphrey speaks for it completely.

(Chuck takes Blair’s hand when they walk in. She smiles.)

Care to visit my suit?
B: As much as I’d upendo to I have to check on Serena first if she’s even here.

(Chuck’s phone ring.)

C: It’s Nate.

(Blair nods.)

What can I do for wewe Nathaniel?
Nate: Chuck hi. I heard you’re back. Everything’s good?
C: Never better. Now what are wewe doing at airport and what with Brooklynite?
N: I’m happy for wewe and Blair. wewe guys deserve it.
C: Thanks. Now spill it out already.
N: Oh ok. Well I guess it wasn’t really best idea with us to go together. We fought a lot so I decided to come nyumbani earlier and on my way back I met Bree in France. She’s really nice and was there for summer, but today she’s coming to NY so I offered I’ll pick her up.
C: Why I’m not surprised?
N: What do wewe mean!
C: inayofuata girl Nate? What about break wewe were talking about last time?
N: She’s awesome and I had break. I was mwezi girlless.
C: Really I’m proud wewe lasted that long. New record? (He laughs)
N: Very funny. I have to go. Talk to wewe later.
C: Yeah, good luck.

(They hung up. C and B get in elevator. )

B: Nate has new girlfriend?
C: Not yet, but soon I guess.
B: Well everyone’s better then this troll Vanessa.

(They stop at van der bass, besi apartment)

Sure wewe don’t want to come in?
C: Yeah. I’ll be in my suit. Hope to see wewe soon. (He kisses her)
B: Oh you’re such a sweetie. (She laughs)
C: Chuck bass, besi isn’t sweet.
B: Say what wewe want. See wewe later.

(They kiss and Blair walks in.)

Serena?! Ughh. (She calls her.)
Serena: Hi B! What’s up?
B: What’s up?!? wewe should’ve been nyumbani yesterday and I don’t see wewe au any of your things here.
S: Oh B, I’m sorry. It took me zaidi time, but I promise I’ll see wewe tomorrow. Pick me up?
B: Uhh ok, but what’s IT Serena?!? And where are you?
S: Tomorrow Blair I promise. I have to go. Bye! upendo you! (She hung up.)
B: upendo wewe too. (Blair sighs and goes to see Chuck.)

xoxo

(Eric and Jenny are walking in Park.)

Eric: So how’s my new Queen today? Any wishes?
Jenny: Hahaha you’re so funny. I’m sure wewe would be great jester.
E: Ok I’ll think about it. So serious what are wewe planning?
J: End with terror. Make school nice place.
E: I’m sure girls will be delighted.
J: They don’t have a choice. Blair chose me. Besides they can always get what they deserve.
E: Now you’re talking like real queen. Blair would be proud.

(They laugh.)

xoxo

(Humphrey’s loft)

Rufus: So seems like everything’s packed.
Dan: Did wewe find buyer yet?
R: Yes, they will songesha in tomorrow.
D: I’m surprised someone actually wants to live here.
R: Don’t forget we lived here few years.
D: And whose fault is it? Besides I always knew my destination is Manhattan’s elite.

(Lily walks in.)

Lily: Good, because your room is waiting. Now I see everything is done, so we can go.
D: We should. I’ve been waiting all this years for this and now my dream comes true. So where’s our queen?
R: Jenny went earlier with Eric. Now let’s go.

(They leave and go to waiting limo.)

xoxo

(Chuck’s suit. C and B are lying on his kitanda and watching Breakfast at Tiffany’s.)

Chuck: I can’t believe you’re making me watch it again.
Blair: It’s great movie and don’t pretend like you’re not getting something from this. Actually I can’t believe I agreed to such blackmail.
C: Please, you’re waiting for end when I will get my due.
B: Sure. (She snorts)

(Half an saa later)

C: So let’s skip rest of movie. wewe watched it enough times.
(He smirks and kisses Blair. She tries to push him off, but gives up after a moment.)
See? wewe can’t resist me.
B: Oh shut up.
C: upendo wewe too.

(They’re continuing kissing.)
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