I asked if wewe wanted it and everyone alisema yes so here is some nukuu from the amazing show, H2O: Just Add Water!! (Some of them are funny, some are cute, some are sad, some are in the middle of an argument.) Now, I'm just doing this off the juu of my head so I'll post zaidi in a mwezi au so when I get more. There is probably zaidi of Rikki and Lewis in the "Funny nukuu and burns" section since I find both of them HILARIOUS! So without further ado, enjoy!(:
Funny nukuu and burns:
(1x20) Hook, Line, and Sinker
-Rikki: I'd like to say it was nice to meet you, but that would be a lie.
(2x23) Reckless
-Charlotte: Why are wewe following me?
Rikki: I'm not following you. We're just.. heading in the same direction. Trust me. I am not the following type.
Charlotte: Well trust me. I don't need a babysitter. So stop following me.
Rikki: Ok. Well how 'bout I stop following wewe when wewe stop doing stupid things?! **sarcastically shrugs**
(1x01) Metamorphosis
-Cleo: Emma's always really prepared!
Rikki: **sarcastically** Oh, I'm so happy for her.
(1x10) The Camera Never Lies
-Emma: I think the film should be called "My Mother"
Rikki: **sarcastically** Sounds riveting. A thriller??
(1x02) Pool Party
-Cleo: Lewis, what do wewe think of Rikki?
Lewis: wewe know those stone fish? The kind that look like a rock that can shoot enough poison to kill an entire football team in half a second? She kinda reminds me of one of those.
(1x16) Lovesick
-Cleo: wewe are so devious, Zane!
Zane: wewe say that like it's a negative!
(1x01) Metamorphosis
-Emma: Are wewe licensed?
Rikki: Are wewe my mother?
(1x14) Surprise!
-Rikki: inayofuata time Zane's drowning, don't help.
(2x07) In Hot Water
-Rikki: Yea?! WELL YOUR A TRAITOR BUT WE'RE ABOVE NAME CALLING!!
(2x17) Moonstruck
-Cleo: I want my tail.
(2x17) Moonstruck
-Rikki: We want you....
Cleo: To come with us...
Rikki: TO MAKO!!
(2x17) Moonstruck
-Cleo: The moon is silver.... I LIKE SILVER!!
Rikki and Zane nukuu (I thought they should have their own category considering I know all of their quotes)-
(1x20) Hook, Line, and Sinker
-Rikki: My dad's the worst. Every mwaka he forgets my birthday.
Zane: That's nothing! My dad took me on a holiday to the South Pacific.
Rikki: What's so bad about that?
Zane: He left me there. I was 10. I had to catch a plane back kwa myself!
Rikki: Oh, ok! Yep. wewe win.
Zane: It's been a mess ever since my mom left. I don't think my old man likes me, wewe know?
Rikki: Right. So that's why you're such a jerk!
Zane: **playfully** Shut up!
Rikki: wewe know wewe don't have to be like that all the time........ I wasn't there with my dad today. I was kwa myself. And the resturant wasn't booked out either. I just didn't have enough money after I paid for the seminar.
Zane: wewe paid for it out of your own money?
Rikki: Dumb, I know. But not all of us are rich....... My parents mgawanyiko, baidisha up too. Always arguing over money. I wanna learn zaidi and get some security.
Zane: **Grabs Rikki's hand** Trust me. Money doesn't change anything.
Rikki: Funny. I always thought wewe were so lucky.
**Thunders**
Zane: Looks like it's gonna rain.
**Rikki runs to find shelter from the rain to ensure her secret is safe.**
(1x20) Hook, Line and Sinker
-Zane: Takes off jacket Want this?
Rikki: Thanks. I don't wanna get wet.
**Zane puts his koti, jacket on Rikki and they almost kiss, but are interupted kwa Harrison Bennett**
Harrison: What's wrong with you, Zane? I wait all afternoon for my notes, wewe don't turn up at the seminar and the hotel staff hand me these (holds up paper airplanes that Rikki and Zane made out of his notes
Zane: We were trying to get someone's attention!
Harrison: kwa ruining my notes?
Rikki: It wasn't like that.
Harrison: I wasn't talking to wewe and don't lie. Honestly, if wewe have to waste time with a girl at least pick one with a future. Like one of those down at the seminar.
Zane: HER NAME IS RIKKI! And she was one of the girls at the seminar. Only smarter. She didn't fall for it. And kwa the way, I'm not your errand boy so stop treating me like one.
Rikki: (To Harrison) I'd like to say it was nice to meet you, but that would be a lie.
(2x08) Wrong Side Of The Tracks
-Zane: Rikki! What's wrong?
Rikki: That thing on your arm. What is it?
Zane: This?
Rikki: Yes.
Zane: It's a watch...?
Rikki: And what do people normally use watches for?
Zane: You're mad because I'm late.
Rikki: The boy's a genius!
Zane: Did anyone ever tell wewe that you're cute when you're mad?
(2x08) Wrong Side Of The Tracks
-Zane: I don't care that wewe live here. Why do find it so hard to believe that someone could be interested in you? I mean regardless of where wewe live Rikki. I like you. I mean I-I really like you.
Rikki: Really?
Zane: Really.
(2x03) The One That Got Away
-Rikki: So now wewe know.
Zane: Yea. You're still a- umm..
Rikki: A mermaid, Zane. I'm still a mermaid.
Zane: That's what I meant.
Rikki: Thanks for covering for me with Nate.
Zane: No problem. wewe should've just told me.
Rikki: Really? And what would wewe have said? What would wewe have done?
Zane: Look, I'm sorry for the trouble I caused wewe but this time is different! Come on, Rikki just risk it! I don't care. About this? About anything. Let's get back together. Look, for a long time, I was the only one around here that believed in mermaids. I can handle it.
Rikki: I wish I could believe you.
Zane: (Gets down inayofuata to Rikki) Listen carefully. I can handle it.
**Zane kisses Rikki**
Zane: Believe me now?
**Rikki smiles**
(1x21) Red Herring
Rikki: ZANE! Zane, wait!!
Zane: What? Do wewe wanna humiliate me some more??
Rikki: No audience. No point.
Zane: Well, that's very big of you.
Rikki: I wanna go out with you..! ....But the mermaid talk stops. I like you! Don't ask me why cause I have no idea. But I do.
Zane: No mermaids?
Rikki: That's the deal. Take it au leave it.
Zane: Ok. No mermaids.
Ok that's all I'm gonna do for now. Feel free to suggest any quote!! I'll put it in my inayofuata makala in about a month. Thank wewe for reading!!
Funny nukuu and burns:
(1x20) Hook, Line, and Sinker
-Rikki: I'd like to say it was nice to meet you, but that would be a lie.
(2x23) Reckless
-Charlotte: Why are wewe following me?
Rikki: I'm not following you. We're just.. heading in the same direction. Trust me. I am not the following type.
Charlotte: Well trust me. I don't need a babysitter. So stop following me.
Rikki: Ok. Well how 'bout I stop following wewe when wewe stop doing stupid things?! **sarcastically shrugs**
(1x01) Metamorphosis
-Cleo: Emma's always really prepared!
Rikki: **sarcastically** Oh, I'm so happy for her.
(1x10) The Camera Never Lies
-Emma: I think the film should be called "My Mother"
Rikki: **sarcastically** Sounds riveting. A thriller??
(1x02) Pool Party
-Cleo: Lewis, what do wewe think of Rikki?
Lewis: wewe know those stone fish? The kind that look like a rock that can shoot enough poison to kill an entire football team in half a second? She kinda reminds me of one of those.
(1x16) Lovesick
-Cleo: wewe are so devious, Zane!
Zane: wewe say that like it's a negative!
(1x01) Metamorphosis
-Emma: Are wewe licensed?
Rikki: Are wewe my mother?
(1x14) Surprise!
-Rikki: inayofuata time Zane's drowning, don't help.
(2x07) In Hot Water
-Rikki: Yea?! WELL YOUR A TRAITOR BUT WE'RE ABOVE NAME CALLING!!
(2x17) Moonstruck
-Cleo: I want my tail.
(2x17) Moonstruck
-Rikki: We want you....
Cleo: To come with us...
Rikki: TO MAKO!!
(2x17) Moonstruck
-Cleo: The moon is silver.... I LIKE SILVER!!
Rikki and Zane nukuu (I thought they should have their own category considering I know all of their quotes)-
(1x20) Hook, Line, and Sinker
-Rikki: My dad's the worst. Every mwaka he forgets my birthday.
Zane: That's nothing! My dad took me on a holiday to the South Pacific.
Rikki: What's so bad about that?
Zane: He left me there. I was 10. I had to catch a plane back kwa myself!
Rikki: Oh, ok! Yep. wewe win.
Zane: It's been a mess ever since my mom left. I don't think my old man likes me, wewe know?
Rikki: Right. So that's why you're such a jerk!
Zane: **playfully** Shut up!
Rikki: wewe know wewe don't have to be like that all the time........ I wasn't there with my dad today. I was kwa myself. And the resturant wasn't booked out either. I just didn't have enough money after I paid for the seminar.
Zane: wewe paid for it out of your own money?
Rikki: Dumb, I know. But not all of us are rich....... My parents mgawanyiko, baidisha up too. Always arguing over money. I wanna learn zaidi and get some security.
Zane: **Grabs Rikki's hand** Trust me. Money doesn't change anything.
Rikki: Funny. I always thought wewe were so lucky.
**Thunders**
Zane: Looks like it's gonna rain.
**Rikki runs to find shelter from the rain to ensure her secret is safe.**
(1x20) Hook, Line and Sinker
-Zane: Takes off jacket Want this?
Rikki: Thanks. I don't wanna get wet.
**Zane puts his koti, jacket on Rikki and they almost kiss, but are interupted kwa Harrison Bennett**
Harrison: What's wrong with you, Zane? I wait all afternoon for my notes, wewe don't turn up at the seminar and the hotel staff hand me these (holds up paper airplanes that Rikki and Zane made out of his notes
Zane: We were trying to get someone's attention!
Harrison: kwa ruining my notes?
Rikki: It wasn't like that.
Harrison: I wasn't talking to wewe and don't lie. Honestly, if wewe have to waste time with a girl at least pick one with a future. Like one of those down at the seminar.
Zane: HER NAME IS RIKKI! And she was one of the girls at the seminar. Only smarter. She didn't fall for it. And kwa the way, I'm not your errand boy so stop treating me like one.
Rikki: (To Harrison) I'd like to say it was nice to meet you, but that would be a lie.
(2x08) Wrong Side Of The Tracks
-Zane: Rikki! What's wrong?
Rikki: That thing on your arm. What is it?
Zane: This?
Rikki: Yes.
Zane: It's a watch...?
Rikki: And what do people normally use watches for?
Zane: You're mad because I'm late.
Rikki: The boy's a genius!
Zane: Did anyone ever tell wewe that you're cute when you're mad?
(2x08) Wrong Side Of The Tracks
-Zane: I don't care that wewe live here. Why do find it so hard to believe that someone could be interested in you? I mean regardless of where wewe live Rikki. I like you. I mean I-I really like you.
Rikki: Really?
Zane: Really.
(2x03) The One That Got Away
-Rikki: So now wewe know.
Zane: Yea. You're still a- umm..
Rikki: A mermaid, Zane. I'm still a mermaid.
Zane: That's what I meant.
Rikki: Thanks for covering for me with Nate.
Zane: No problem. wewe should've just told me.
Rikki: Really? And what would wewe have said? What would wewe have done?
Zane: Look, I'm sorry for the trouble I caused wewe but this time is different! Come on, Rikki just risk it! I don't care. About this? About anything. Let's get back together. Look, for a long time, I was the only one around here that believed in mermaids. I can handle it.
Rikki: I wish I could believe you.
Zane: (Gets down inayofuata to Rikki) Listen carefully. I can handle it.
**Zane kisses Rikki**
Zane: Believe me now?
**Rikki smiles**
(1x21) Red Herring
Rikki: ZANE! Zane, wait!!
Zane: What? Do wewe wanna humiliate me some more??
Rikki: No audience. No point.
Zane: Well, that's very big of you.
Rikki: I wanna go out with you..! ....But the mermaid talk stops. I like you! Don't ask me why cause I have no idea. But I do.
Zane: No mermaids?
Rikki: That's the deal. Take it au leave it.
Zane: Ok. No mermaids.
Ok that's all I'm gonna do for now. Feel free to suggest any quote!! I'll put it in my inayofuata makala in about a month. Thank wewe for reading!!